2024: Carrie Prejean for President

eSarcasm, 11.19.2009

eSarcasm.com -- Geek humor gone wild.

With her smokin' hot body and great family values, no one would make a better presidential candidate for the Republican party than Carrie Prejean.

12 Titles For Carrie Prejean's Sex Tapes (Doug's Dozen #19)

Doug Molitor, 11.23.2009

Holy autoeroticism! She made 7 of them? She must do it religiously!

Palin and Prejean: A hard week for the ladies of the hard-right.

Steve Marmel, 11.18.2009

Marmel is a comedian, a writer and a TV producer. It's not as impressive as it sounds.

So, Sarah's apparently not happy about this week's cover of Newsweek.  From her facebook page... "The choice of photo for the cover of this ...

Sex tape tips from Carrie Prejean

Mark Morford, 11.18.2009

Columnist, SFGate and San Francico Chronicle, yoga teacher, admirer of trees

Days after Carrie Prejean admitted that she participated in a sex tape and called it "the biggest mistake of my life," seven additional such videos...

The Problem With Carrie Prejean and Homophobia

Katharine Rust, 11.17.2009

Saying that you have gay friends and that you're not afraid of them doesn't mean you're not homophobic. Saying you don't agree that gay people have the right to be married does.

The Sarah Palin-Carrie Prejean Two-for-One Tour

Robert J. Elisberg, 11.17.2009

Columnist and screenwriter

Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean are two peas in a pod. Both preening for the cameras, and unwilling to answer any question that forces them to process opinions different from their own.

Palin Looking Forward to Reading Her Book

Andy Borowitz, 11.17.2009

BorowitzReport.com

Gov. Palin said that the book caught her interest as she was promoting it on Oprah last week.

Carrie Prejean Contest! Suggest Songs For Her Debut Album!

Martin Lewis, 11.17.2009

British-born, Hollywood-based humorist, commentator, producer and radio host

I have issued an invitation to Carrie to let me produce an album with her. But what songs to record?That's where you -- the HuffPost readers -- come in. Please submit your suggestions.

Time to Leave Carrie Prejean Alone

Ben Cohen, 11.13.2009

Editor of The Daily Banter.com

I try to make it a point not to blog about celebrities as I think their dominance in modern culture is immensely damaging to people, particularly youn...

"Beauty Is Only Skin Deep": A Very Pretty Playlist for Carrie Prejean

David Wild, 11.13.2009

TV Writer, Rolling Stone Contributing Editor and author of "He Is . . . I Say"

Seeing Ms. Prejean attempt to manhandle the "media" or Larry King the other night reminded me of a lesson I learned long, long ago.

Palin-Bachmann Syndrome™

Matt Osborne, 11.12.2009

Blogs at osborneink.com.

I have decided to coin a phrase: Palin-Bachmann Syndrome™, defined as the psychological imbalance produced by a toxic mix of right-wing identity politics and diva training.

Carrie Prejean Storms Off Own Sex Tape; Calls Vibrator's Behavior 'Inappropriate'

Andy Borowitz, 11.12.2009

BorowitzReport.com

One day after clashing with CNN host Larry King, former Miss California Carrie Prejean showed another flash of anger today, storming off the set of her own sex tape.

Lou Dobbs Sex Tape Shocker!

Mark Morford, 11.12.2009

Columnist, SFGate and San Francico Chronicle, yoga teacher, admirer of trees

The former CNN anchor calls a sex tape he made several years ago "the biggest mistake of my life."

How to Live on $0 a Day: Assuaging Rage, One Prick at a Time

Lesley Stern, 11.12.2009

Writer, counselor to the nouveau poor

If you're quivering with rage just thinking about Wall Street, it's time to take action. I've discovered a way to achieve a semblance of inner peace without therapists, tranquilizers or weapons.

If Carrie Prejean Can't Handle Larry King, it's Time to Start Debating Toddlers

Steve Marmel, 11.12.2009

Marmel is a comedian, a writer and a TV producer. It's not as impressive as it sounds.

It seems to me that Carrie Prejean is still living in a world where her looks are powerful enough to help her dodge real questions and be treated like a real pundit.

Carrie Prejean's Vibrator Signs Book Deal

Andy Borowitz, 11.11.2009

BorowitzReport.com

The book, tentatively titled Still Buzzing, will offer what the publisher called a "vibrator's eye view" of the scandals and controversies that have dogged Ms. Prejean.

Hey, Carrie (and Chris Brown, and Jon Gosselin, and Others) -- You Can Leave Now

Steve Marmel, 11.11.2009

Marmel is a comedian, a writer and a TV producer. It's not as impressive as it sounds.

Carrie Prejean is having a bit of week, isn't she? I mean, one week you're the darling of the conservative movement, and the next thing you know, you're being called a hypocrite.

Will NOM's Maggie Gallagher Fire Carrie Prejean?

Fred Karger, 11.06.2009

Founder, Californians Against Hate

Dear Maggie: I was shocked and dismayed to hear yesterday that your lead spokeswoman has starred in a sex video. Are you going to fire Carrie Prejean? Donald Trump did.

Carrie Prejean Discusses Her Sex Tape

Matthew Filipowicz, 11.05.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

It's being reported that former Miss California Carrie Prejean has settled her lawsuit without pocketing any of the over $1 million dollars she had requested. The reason? Sex tape.

Carrie Prejean Drops Lawsuit, But Breasts Say They Will 'Continue to Fight'

Andy Borowitz, 11.05.2009

BorowitzReport.com

Ms. Prejean's defiant hooters held a press conference in Sacramento this morning to lay out their legal strategy and to refute the way they have been characterized in the media.

I, Fembot

Ian Gurvitz, 09.30.2009

Writer

For all of Sarah Palin's ambitions to be America's first PILF, it will never happen.