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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin': Mass Effect 2

Ashley Davis
3:00 PM on 08.13.2010
Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin': Mass Effect 2 photo


This week's HAWP is about Mass Effect 2 in the same way that Star Wars is about astronomy. If you follow this metaphor to its conclusion, Fuddrucker's is the Death Star! Consider that.

In other HAWP-related news, the "least obese parts of the cast" according to Anthony (which is himself, Papa Burch, and me) will be on a GameTrailers Panel at PAX, presumably along with several other, considerably more popular GT personalities. The panel is scheduled for 5:30 pm on Friday in the Satellite Theatre Pegasus -- why not come down and say hi?





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It's a good game
@Indiana Jones,

Why is everything you say stupid?
@runtheplacered because hes an attention whore = don't feed the trolls!
@Indiana Jones
You know Mass Effect is on the PC, right?
This is my favorite one since the Psychonauts episode.

"I'm going to Fuddruckers"

On a related note, I wore my Papa Burch shirt to the Scott Pilgrim midnight showing last night. Yay.
ALSO WHY IS EVERY HAWP EPISODE MY FAVORITE HAWP EPISODE. This was great.

I wonder if Papa Burch knows the extent to which he has a cult of internet worshippers.
Sir you are the head of the househol-

I'M GOING TO FUDRUCKERS! GET MY BURGER ON!
Creating a Mass Effect 2 character in the original Mass Effect is always fun.
Hilarious! Ash's comedic timing is impeccable.

Also, does Papa Burch work for CA? If so, can he tell me why their eTrust antivirus didn't block a piece of spyware I got from Destructoid a few months ago... on my work computer?

'Cause that sucked.
Indiana Jones:

Don't you have a boulder to get crushed by or something?
OMG that was great! LOL
what was that film where a man went to the future, where everyone was an idiot? and the restaurant fuddruckers was corrupted over the years until it became buttfucker's family restaurant? it was a poor movie, just reminded me.
Fuddruckers is fudder-rucking great.
@mrandydixon...Microsoft Security Essentials pretty much immediately caught that biotch and scrubbed it from my computer. Anyhow now we all know who is responsible, hhmmmmmMMMMMM

P.S. This episode was terrible. I lolled.
The Reese's Pieces are what got me this episode. For some reason that visual is just hilarious.
@CRAZYAPE69

The movie you're thinking of is Idiocracy.

Not too crazy about this episode. Big Burch is great as usual, but all other areas felt lacking.
@CrazyAPe

Idiocracy.
Papa Burch will be at the PAX Panel and I won't?

FUCK.
"DSL" made me laugh out loud.

Awesome. :)
Funny but a little more.. ummm.. flat.. than usual... Can't wait to see what you guys come up with next time :)
Hmm. Even Papa was weak this time.
@BoneClawHugo he just wanted to go to Fuddruckers, thats why.
Alright! Reese's Pieces! Fuck yeah!
Hahahahahaha best thing ever.

I lost it when Papa Burch threw the phone across the room.
I was taking a sip of coffee when I saw papa burch throw the phone and almost died. In short, awesome ep.
this was seriously the best ep ive seen, so jokes.
Can someone please explain the 2 Ashlys thing. I know it's not related to this video but I'm confused.




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