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Podtoid: I'm Nightwing & I'm Gonna Sex You With My Penis

Jim Sterling, Reviews Editor
12:00 PM on 07.18.2012
Podtoid: I'm Nightwing & I'm Gonna Sex You With My Penis photo


On this week's high-octane Podtoid, Jim confesses his horny love for Nightwing, Jonathan Holmes gets a new job selling things to children, and Willem Dafoe plays the central antagonist in a struggle between a man and his ass. We also say some things about the next console generation, and discuss important ways to monetize the show, just like EA. 

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For those who wants the poster for this week, here you go:
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Sir+Tobbii/i-ll-photograph-your-ass-posters-of-podtoid--231582.phtml
Spokesman from Intel just released a statement saying "they have no affiliation with Podtoid, its hosts, and the Guess Nightwing's Penis Contest."
im imagining meeting Jim at an event and going "so... yeah... you wanna see it in the bathroom or something?"
Oh Jon and Jim, you have such a great "will they - won't they" dynamic going on. Like Bruce Willis and the kid from 6th Sense.
I guess we couldn't dodge Hamza forever.
@UncleReg It's more like Moonlighting
Hamza = Meg Griffin
whats goin on
the funny part is looking at bluray sales it makes netflix seem like a childs allowance.

Physical movie media outsell digital easily
I am so shocked that long-established physical media freely available in most retail spaces is making more money than an emerging service.
Wasnt the point that bluray is doing fine. Bluray sales were up 35 percent in 2011.

By the way, search google pictures and you will find this

http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_images/60365d564a16c41d3e14a02e825a8bfc/404637%20-%20Batman%20DC%20Dick_Grayson%20Harley_Quinn%20Nightwing%20Rob_Durham.jpg


there, your query solved
Stealth, I am glad that you are helping me to masturbate.
I will do my part because honestly, that part of the podcast made me laugh out loud. Every other part of the podcast was worthless but I must admit the topic of holmes fucking you in the ass with a nightwing costume and secual hero innuendo, was AAA podcasting.
Stealth, will you "secually" assault me? Will you be the big-cocked Nightwing of Destructoid (If Holmes doesn't take up the job)?
I would hire John Holmes (the porn star) for the job according to stern show lore he has like a 16 inch dick
Really enjoyed this week once again, lad, cheers.

Aces to hear the comedy of Richard Herring highlighted.
If anyone fancies a listen, there's some funny stuff at ..

http://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_herring_lst_podcast/
Nightwing doesn't have aids though, Stealth.
He's perfect.
nightwing did fuck barbra gordon who was given aids by joker
and nightwing also did starfire who must of given him space__________(random transmittable disease)
Stealth, how can you know so much about this? They're not created in Japan!
i know everything
So why do you type like a fucking idiot?
why do you?
jim was brilliant in that podcast, dont ruin it with reality.

If he wants a nightwing to fuck him in the ass, I wont be the jerk that says no, you cant have that fantasy.
Final Nightwing Fantasy
Nightwing squats down over a hole and the little boy in the latrine from Schindler's List looks up and cries.
I wonder what would happen if superman tried to butt F someone. Would he heave so hard it would split any normal man in half
Batman would find a workaround for that (with appropriate prep time)
I don't doubt Batman was a stick of Kryptonite up his arse, just in case.
This is all true. There is alot of torture in comics, but no anal torture. I mean its pretty much the worst thing you could do.
I demand the next pod cast specifically be play about gay batman, nightwing, alfred, tim drake, and sterling, who happens to be a guest in wayne manor for the night..........

who will play the roles though
Nightwing with soft penis x judge pickles of Oregon x police measuring Cocks = cum
Btw Jim have u read the court of owls arc for batman? It's fucking awesome and issue 13 joker returns.with his face cut off!
Btw Jim have u read the court of owls arc for batman? It's fucking awesome and issue 13 joker returns.with his face cut off!
Great episode! Jim, I think this was your funniest pitch since "Being John Malkovich 2: District Dafoe". The ones where you can barely contain your laughter are always the best ones. It's been great to hear all four of you together this week, I'm becoming very fond of this cast. Don't let the new additions let you get any funny ideas though, like talking about video games.

Oh why do I bother. No one's interested in this. This comment will be lost among the sea of erotic gay Batman fan-fiction.
You guys killed it. Another great episode.
Lovely program you have here boys. Real nice job.
>nightwing did fuck barbra gordon who was given aids by joker

That's better than the actual comic.
Now we have Source Filmmaker, there is no excuse for someone with a PC not to make trailers for these movie pitches...
tehbaus: Yep! I've been using New 52 as a jumping off point. Really dug the Owl arc.
Jim, I think you missed a trick in having the horse that comes out of brendan's arse being a small donkey, AKA an ass.
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