Look, mom!

So, by now, you've obviously bought and downloaded Retro City Rampage (or are desperately waiting for it to arrive on your platform) because I made it pretty clear a couple of hours ago that this was a thing you were going to do today. But did you know that you can play the game while wearing the face of your favorite Destructoid staffer?*

Not only that, but you won't have to go through all of that messy effort of stalking us on an individual basis, waiting for the right opportunity to break into our homes and carve the flesh from our skulls to make a mask of. We're so thoughtful!

Just watch the above video for step-by-step instructions to unlock our gorgeous mugs in your game.

_{*assuming that your favorite Destructoid staffer is one of the fifteen included in the game, that is.}

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

Chris Carter

Chris Carter DLC plz.

rancor09

Hollie <3

PhilKenSebben

Who the fuck is Destructoid?

Los255

DAT CHAD FACE

Stevil

Half those people don't even work here anymore!

Ian Bonds

Insane Ian, or Ian Bonds. Damn, wish my old pic hadn't mysteriously disappeared.

Themuad

How beige is the homes skin?

AceFlibble

Both lady Bennetts AND Concelmo AND Zimmerman? In one game!? GOTY.

dont user underscores

So now I can have the jerks from DToid and the idiots from the PSBlog battle to the death...

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wanderingpixels

YES.

billy balls

Will play as jim, seems like the only way to play a game which features jim would be as jim.

Hasney

STOP MOCKING ME

The website hasn't bothered emailing me yet with my download. Sons of bitches.

AND XCOM pre-load was corrupt. AND Walking Dead Ep 4 isn't out until tomorrow on PC.

TF2 it is...

Patrick Hancock

THIS IS LAME AND I AM NOT JEALOUS SHUT UP

ShadeOfLight

This is the first time ever I get the chance to play with Holmes, and goddamn I'm taking it!

Brett Zeidler

they only let the cool kids in the game :(

The Enchanting Wizard Of Rhythm

"Not only that, but you won't have to go through all of that messy effort of stalking us on an individual basis, waiting for the right opportunity to break into our homes and carve the flesh from our skulls to make a mask of."

Nice try Conrad. See you tonight.

ACUREFORLIVING

It's all about Conrad and Jim.

Hohojirozame

On disc dlc AND I have to enter a code to get this? I quit games.

Spencer Hayes

And here I thought I liked Brian Provinciano. Looks like I'm going to have to wear my own face while playing this game. LAME

LReiviN

Can't wait to grab this game

Tarvu

If I ever played it, I'd Jonathan Holmes.

Icehearted

Not that this isn't remotely self-serving. Pretty cool though.

fetusmilk

ha the best part is its almost impossible to tell in game. ugh its gonna be tough to wait till friday.

Arttemis

Damn, this is awesome! I needs it on my Vita and PS3!

SuperMonk4Ever

No Mr Andy Dixon? Psh, no sale.

SephirothX

Chris Carter and Andy Dixon DLC

NOW

Jaguarnaut

According to my voodoo psychic adviser, the Destructoid staff may come to regret this move, as thousands of people perform criminal acts and get killed over and over again in a virtual world, while assuming the staff's personas.

Lord of the Thunder

>No Andy Dixon

0/10 would vomit every time.

ph00p

WOOT!! We can BE JIMMOTY! I don't know though if recreating his likeness in a video game is a reason to launch a Bacon War or not, we'll have to decide at some point.

arkane9

Hey, there are two Namco Bandai-employees and one Harmonix-employee in there! What trickery is this?
Give me Bathrobe Dixon, Buff Brett and Cool Chris Carter DLC!

VicYoungblood

You mean I can run over and shoot people as Jimmy? Yup, I'm game.

Darren Nakamura

I've always wondered what it would be like to be Chad Concelmo.

night814

Finally a game where I can where Johnathan Holmes's face

Wrath and Pride

So is this why you guys aren't reviewing the game?

Azul

Thank God for Jim Sterling!

Mr Andy Dixon

But... *I* am my own favorite Dtoid staff member :'(

Corduroy Turtle

I've always wondered what Jim Sterling's face would look like on an average body.

Steve Hwang

wheres the review?

Sebproductions

WHERES MR ANDY DIXON. The lack of him makes me want to commit credit card fraud

KingFoom

I'll buy in this time, but there better be a bit more "Foom" In RCR2 ... when, you know, that launches in 2029 ... =/ Good shit though guys, can't wait to pick this up!

Innominatus

Wait, where's my Foom face? This is an injustice.

MetalgearTTV

Fools forgot to add Kang Foom

NotoriousBIG420

Jonathans anus as a playable character or no buy.

Zyzxx

Gotta catch 'em all!

If Snorlax can fit in that ball, so you can you Jim! Get the f*ck in the there!

LazyAza

FINALLY I get to run around a city murdering people as Jim Sterling, my life is now complete!

Nick Chester

I can't wait to play as that douche bag Nick Chester so I can kill him repeatedly. What a jerk.

redsun

Can we make them kiss each other or is only fighting?

pk fire

Still haven't gotten my code from pre-order... Nooooo

fetusmilk

there better be old ladies to punch in this

NukaCola

I guess there will be no review here since it'd technically be a conflict of interest...