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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid

Tony Ponce, Associate Editor
1:00 PM on 06.30.2012
Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid photo


Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no doubt be all the rage in hipster bars nationwide... until Niero grows bored of the frivolity and requests another helmet, of course. Probably made of solid gold next time.

Photographer Dan Almasy snapped a few photos of the new helmet in action and graciously shared them with us. If you are wondering why Mr. Destructoid is watering his yard in the header picture, keep in mind that's not a hose.

*snooch* Good night, everybody!


Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid photo
Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid photo
Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid photo
Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid photo




Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)


Oooh fancy ^^
holy hotdog Hell, badass ooo weee mazin.
Hot game porn....me likes........
Mr. Destructoid makes me attracted to men.
Make way for my penis.
Lookin' spiffy.
very nice!
Lol hipster bars
man the new head looks bad ass!
I wonder what porn Mr Destructoid watches...
Very cool spiral LEDs.
thats one sexy robot...
after pyrovision one can only imagine how this helmet makes you see the world.

probably, a lot of cocks.
The streets will flow with the blood of those who have not accepted Mr. Destructoid as the one true god. Also, cocks.
So awesome. My new wallpaper
I love those fucking socks too.
Dos eyes! New helmet looks good.
Looking good
Niiiice.
Sweet. Hope I get to wear it at PAX.
Can't wait to put my dick in that!
Love it!
Wasn't hard to figure out. Volpin Props was updating with pictures for months now.
Well if that don't just slap my tits.
gimme head rite meow!!! :]
That bathrobe... I know it's kinda new thing, but that bathrobe needs to be pink. And that hose, well it needs to be replaced with some other hand gesture.

For better or worse, Destructoid is a very handsome robot, and every enthusiastic poster wearing sunglasses and a pink bathrobe.

Make it so... And also, cocks.
And, that above post by one HappyDayWarrior is why you don't pull out your phone, and post drunk while in a bar. Much love.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Can't wait to wear this and rep DTOID proudly at an upcoming PAX or other event.
Looks awesome! Can't wait to eventually maybe one day see it in person!




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