Before his sex tape, dying muscles, messy divorce, and failed reality show, Hulk Hogan was a respectable yellow wearin', wraslin' loon. I have to admit it's sad to see him try strut his less than 24 inch pythons in vain as a... more
Jurassic Park IV is definitely a thing that is happening, but thank the heavens this concept did not come to fruition. Some years ago John Sayles wrote a script for the next film in the franchise, and as you ma... more
Seven PsychoCATS is a mock trailer, directed by Jim Tozzi, of the Seven Psychopaths trailer released some time ago...except this time with cats in it. Right now I don't even care how good Seven Psychopaths turns out to be (i... more
That makes it movie related right? No? Okay well this CPR PSA, commissioned by the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada, was made by Splice, Cube, and (hopefully) Neuromancer director, Vincenzo Natali. So there you go.... more
Remember that time you read about Battleship, Monopoly and Stretch Armstrong being picked up for movie adaptations and snorted 'Yeah, when are they getting started on Hungry Hungry Hippos? Amiright?!' Hollywood just called your bluff, b*tch. [via LA Times] more
If I had to name my top three Disney animated films, Lilo and Stitch would definitely be one of them. There was always something so dangerously cute happening between both Lilo and her pet/alien monster Stitch that always ma... more
From a mustachioed, sex-crazed state trooper to an inherently blessed beer pong player, Broken Lizard's Jay Chandrasekhar has had quite the film career. Beyond his acting roles, he's also known as an adept director, directing... more
Movie 43 is a beast of a thing. It's jam packed with so many famous people (naming all of them here could take all damn day, but highlights include Emma Stone, Hallie Berry, and Hugh Jackman) and is directed by a good deal o... more
About a year ago, I pitched what is still the best idea for a new Mr. Ed film. Fox still hasn't called me back about it, but that hasn't stopped them from going ahead with this...thing. Word has it that Waterman Entertainment... more
In the straight to DVD flick releasing next Tuesday, (why Norm why?) Norm MacDonald plays a talking dog who drinks the color red from like jelly and stuff. Then a "Cruella De Vil" type villainess tries to catc... more
Through my short stint here on Flixist (two months of credible nonsense, several months of community nonsense), I have learned two things. We take ourselves extremely seriously, and we love us some Humanimals...for some ... more
After last week's WTF-ery (the lovable Independence Day sequels, Brave Little Toaster remake announcement, and Resident Evil: Retribution), I was hoping that I would emerge from the weekend fresh and ready to take on the worl... more
[Today's header image comes from deviant artist TheDarkBrawler90] I know that it's a little early to start drinking, but like they say, "It's who-gives-a-crap o'clock somewhere," right? With yesterday's announcement abo... more
Apparently next Independence Day, we'll be getting a 3D version of the classic Will Smith sci-fi masterpiece/celebration of our nation vehicle Independence Day, something that director Roland Emmerich is not a fan off. Also, ... more
Nicolas Cage. Ex-con, face switcher, voodoo ghost fire guy, "historian," future Expendable, angry driver, owner of a Nickle Lamp, and all-around crazybones is set to star in I Am Wrath. A film in which a normal man (which we ... more
Vin Diesel is going from a fast car drivin', triple x-in', babysittin', weird eye havin', tank top wearin' badass to a witch hunter just like those other guys. According to reports from The Wrap, Vin Diesel is in talks t... more
This trailer for Branded (releasing Friday) gives away a little more than the first trailer does. And just like the first one, this new-ish trailer draws more than a few parallels to the awesome They Live (and Idiocracy)&nbs...; more
Leave it to Hollywood to fill the void of originality with completely off the wall, bats**t craziness. Will Smith is apparently going to star in a film that retells the Biblical story of Cain and Abel...except with vampires. ... more
When our own Max Roahrig jokingly mentioned his idea for a sequel to 1996's Space Jam to Kevin Durant, I would like to believe that set a very coincidental set of actions in motion. Oddly enough, the Warner Bros represen... more
Sony are reportedly planning a movie based around the video game console wars, which have mostly consisted of one multinational corporation shouting "My grafiks is bettar than ur grafiks lol" at one another across six year in... more
National Treasure director Jon Turteltaub is set to develop/direct Beached, which has a plot made of awesome things: a chubby 4-year-old falls overboard during a family trip, is raised by whales, and then becomes an Olympic s... more
According to the hilariously named Ninja Turtles reboot hatin' blog, TMNT, NOT TANT, the script for the delayed Ninja Turtles remake/reboot is well...terrible. The alleged script follows Casey Jones (who is now a te... more
A Haunted House
Bond Month!
