So there’s been a lot of talk lately about “the Sheeple” - both American and otherwise, so to allow you to accurately assess yours and your close associate’s Sheep-like tendencies we uploaded a Sheeple simulation program to the construct and then decompiled it to bring you:
The Red Pill Sheeple Quiz
Sheep Score Rules.. play it fairly, don’t look until the end..
- (a) = 1 point,
- (b) = 2 points
- (c) = (minus) 1 point
- (d) = zero points
Ok then we are off..
Question 1. Does your government always tell the truth?
- a) I think so?
- b) Of course!
- c) Are you kiddin me?
- d) Only when it suits them
Question 2 – Do you personally own any Gold or Silver?
- (a) No but I heard it was going up, and was thinking about getting some
- (b) Haha are you mad? – no, it’s a crazy bubble.
- (c) Yes I’ve been buying physical for years
- (d) Not actual metals, but some of the paper investment funds
Question 3 – Is the economy recovering after the problems in 2008 / 2009?
- (a) Well it’s not great, but I think hopefully the worst has passed.
- (b) Yes, the stock market is up, green shoots are showing, everything looks good (buy Apple shares)
- (c) No way, they just put off taking the pain, the real crisis is still coming
- (d) Who cares? what time’s the game on?
Question 4 – What do you think about “Banking” as an industry?
- (a) Bankers bonuses are too big and they need more regulation to stop problems
- (b) The banks perform a necessary service for society, and governments need to stop them failing
- (c) Max Keiser is correct, they should be hung, where’s my pitchfork got to?
- (d) There seems to be rampant fraud, people need to go to jail for it.
Question 5 – Ron Paul is:
- (a) That kooky guy who is always there but never achieves anything
- (b) The lone nutter in Congress, what a fruitloop.
- (c) The lone voice of reason for the last 30 years, the USA’s best hope.
- (d) Who?
Ok, potential sheeples, add up your scores & scroll down.
Zero Points and below – Not Sheeple.
You probably spend most of your time telling other people about the problems that are so clear to you. You are probably also semi, if not fully prepared for an economic and social breakdown, and you have more chance of surviving than the average bear (or sheep) Negative scores need to be careful not to venture into the more full blown conspiracy theories, as there is enough stuff we definitely know is going on to concentrate on at this point.
One to Five points – Slightly Wooly.
You are the target audience of this site. You can see that everything is not quite as they would like us to think it is, but you still mistakenly think that it might turn out alright, or wont be as bad as some are saying. You mistakenly think they have your best interests at heart, and if you don’t snap out of it they will first shear, and then slaughter you.
Go and read all of the blogs and sites linked to on the right of here until you get it, or don’t say you weren’t warned!
Five to Ten Points – Full Blown SHEEPLE Alert.
You won’t listen and thus are beyond help, you think people who talk ill of the Fed are “conspiracy nuts” and so unfortunately nothing can save you from your destiny. You probably even think this is air, we are breathing, in this place? 
You will be minced lamb kebab and woolen jumpers within a decade, enjoy your blue pill life while you can.
Further clarification of Sheeple characteristics, Sheeple quiz methodology & conspiracies in general here, and anybody wishing to protest their verdict is free to appeal in the comments, specific advice is also available, leave your score and your question below.
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Hey! I got a 7! – Let me guess, you’re another 9/11 conspiracy wing nut.
Actually SheepMath, no. For while there remain many unsatisfactorily unanswered questions about that day, there are more pressing definite crimes in progress that need our attention.
now report to the Sheepdip building for your delousing.
-3 nuff said…… I think I’ll go count my silver Eagles and check my bug out bag again lol
Mr Jones, we look forward to working with you in the Revolution.
I got a 6 and I am hardly a Sheeple, this test is stupid.
I also resent your “buy AAPL” slur, only a fool would miss out on such a top company in a steadily recovering economy.
WangerSheep – If you got a 6, you already have hooves.
-2. I wish I would have bought more gold… but the guns, ammo and food storage I wasted my money on are starting to feel like gold!
I love the “BLIND FAITH” poster
Got a (-4)…I’ll catch you all in the streets, I’m the one with the pitchfork
RESPECT!!!
Gentlemen with the minus scores, we salute, and look forward to working alongside you.
Gingerbread, watch out for the Tinfoil Hats, they too can lead you astray.
QTRMaster – you have done well, survival above riches, every time.
according to your dumbass quiz I got a 10, well have fun when Silver is back at $20 bitches.
with a score as high as that it is necessary to communicate with you in your own language.
Baaaaaa! BaaaaaAAAAH! BAAAAAAAA!!!!
you idiot doomers, we will rally 30% because the economy will hit overdrive over the next 6 quarters
U.S.A. GDP
1976 – $2 T
1984 – $4 T
1991 – $6 T
1997 – $8 T
2000 – $10 T
2007 – $14 Trillion
Let me guess, you got an 8, didn’t you Sheeple_Smailes ?
Report for delousing as fast as your cloven hooves will carry you.
Spalding and Math Man are trolls indiginous to Zero Hedge. Surprised not to see trev7777 here as well. Clearly there is a bad case of an invasive sheep species.
-4, I’m comfortable with that! Great site you have here, it is a nice read every couple days. Things are happening so fast, not much time left for people to wake up before they have no choice. Come on folks, secure your cargo and all hands on deck! Not sure how this is going to pan out, but those black clouds aren’t getting any smaller…
Greetings Dusty, thanks for the encouragement. is the site in your link yours? if so I would have guessed your score at -2 or -3 maximum.
and clouds, what clouds did you mean?
Did someone just call me out? My only zero question was yeah the .gov does tell the truth when it suits them
Yo Trav. your name was brought up a little while back, we were unsure why they thought you might be over here getting high scores. ..would assume minus -1 for the rest of the questions for you, so -4 total? ..what with the deflationary apocalypse / culling humanity by 6/7 etc thesis..?
-5 … but as long as there are plenty of willing sheeple, I think we wlll be able to drag this out for a long time … Once enough (??%) of the sheeple wake up … then things will get interesting …
-4
haha i love all the comments from the sheep. they are so oblivious. and they are running out of time
Greetings Sarah.
good to know we have some warrior ladies on board too. -4 – ensure that you stay focused on the big picture, do not get distracted by sideshows and disinformation.
you realize of course that your government cannot “always tell the truth”… “when it suits them”.
They either always tell the truth, or they tell the truth when it suits them.
The question is completely nonsensical.
Run C:\\SheepleQuizProgram\DivideWorldPopulationIntoPrimaryQuartiles\GovtPerceptions.exe
ifQ1(Response == NitpickQuestionLanguage)
if(SheepleQuizScore == Missing) then; class(Participant == Suspect());
action(RequireFinalSheepleQuizScore());
>>>>Enter Sheeple Quiz Score Please< <<<
if(SheepleQuizScore == YES()); then(Troll/Bot =”NO”());
action(ExplanationOfSheepleQuizMethodology());
question 1: Does your government always tell the truth?
answer: e) no.
score -2
Question 2: Do you personally own any Gold or Silver?
answer: e) no, who the fuck has money to spend on anything these days?
score -2
Question 3: Is the economy recovering after the problems in 2008 / 2009?
answer: c)
score -1
Question 4: What do you think about “Banking” as an industry?
answer: e) I am SO fucking glad I don’t live in the US. You guys are totally screwed
score -2
Question 5) Ron Paul is:
answer: e) that drag queen who does fashion shows?
score… dammit
So yeah, 0 or less, you arrogant twat.
Hello Mike.
Unfortunately we do not have time to argue pedantics with the population at large, however in your case I have taken note of your feedback and amended the offending question.
as to your opinions.
c) would also seem to be the correct answer for you. -1
question is designed to split 1st 4x Govt trust Quartiles (a) Sheeple- ,(b) Sheeple+ , (c) Tinfoil Leanings, & (d) Neutral) into further 4 strands based around ponzi financial awareness.
can we then take it that had funds permitted you might be thinking about buying? if so that’s an (a) , like it or not.
otherwise we can definitely take it that either you haven’t been following the Gold/Silver bulls closely for very long, you don’t believe in PMs for some reason or that you’ve never had any spare money left over? only the last of these 3 is not an (a)
one should not jump to assumptions about locations and nationalities on the interwebz, one would very likely be wrong. plus the UK & Europe are all equally as screwed in one interconnected ball of totallyfuckedness.
and again a (c) would be adequate.
that (silly) answer is actually (d) neutral.
So from your own judged heavily negative score it should follow that that you subscribe to at least one or more of the more “controversial” Theories out there?
but your true quiz score is only borderline CT-ist, so you tell me?
Either way thank you for playing.
exactly, hence the choice is between A and D. I chose D. I assume you did as well.
how do you feel now numpty after Gold added another clear $200 past your call
?
delousing centre please.
I got a -4, but feel cheated out of a -5.
Question 1. I think the government does in fact tell the truth on rare occasion when it benefits them.
9/11 was a false flag, I supply evidence to anyone that will listen. At this point who gives a fuck what people think about me.
Whether you need to retain credibility or not is dependent on your own circumstance, and whether you are trying to educate or persuade anybody about anything or not.
For the record we are not saying you are wrong in any of your beliefs, as mostly we just do not know.
i scored-2!! i hate lamb!!!!!Either figure it out you woolly morons or get out of the way cause my shears need to be sharpened and i just don’t have the time to fix ya!!!!!!!!
greetings -2 is a worthy score, why the angst?
Well I got a 6 and I think your site is full of stupid collapse scaremongering. The anti-authority stance you display is quite irresponsible, choosing to side with the enemy automatically.
You are not economists and therefore should not be commenting on subjects you do not understand, your writings and predictions may affect real people and their lives, this is not some silly game on the internet.
Jessica, thank you for text book confirmation that scores above 5 are beyond help. This publication will be more your sort of thing.
Hahahaha!!! Good reply!
With all the trouble in the world….it’s still nice to have a good laugh!
Haha funny quiz. Seriously though if you think the Government doesn’t lie you’re freaking retarded.
millennials don’t have the excess capital to invest in gold/silver and ron paul is a joke
James.
re RP, see this
Silver is currently up to $30-35 per Oz. the question is about awareness of the situation, not how rich you are. Are you saying that you could not have bought one silver coin a month for the past 5 years? 5 years ago silver was less than $15 a coin. If the answer is “no”, then unfortunately it looks like you don’t have much future whatever your views.
i feel like my money is better invested in improving my diet to be honest
well then I hope that works out for you. perhaps you should watch just this one video and then if you still think the same, that’s your call.
I don’t think Question 5 was fair,so I guess I got a 1.I couldn’t even really choose an answer to be honest.Because I know of him and his policies,He’s not crazy and has good intentions,points,etc but I don’t agree with some of his plans for the country..so therefore I don’t agree he’s our best hope…and the other candidates are just a joke.Candidates shouldn’t be apart of the quiz if it’s solely on awareness of what’s going on in our economy/Country.So if not picking a candidate(ie choosing Ron Paul) makes me a sheeple or woolyish,I guess I’ll accept that.
Greetings.
the quiz is designed to assess overall personality and allow room for different views on each subject without any one question defining you. ie you do not have to think that RP is the best thing since sliced bread, to understand that he has some valid points.
choosing (d) is neutral and the other 4 answers should still indicate what we are looking for.
your website blows (not totally), sorry, but it does..
first of all, the main thing that pisses me off is that you NEED TO change the background so it can be READ! dark GREEN on INK BLACK don’t cut it there Neo…. LOL!
2nd of all, the sheeple scoring system on the test does not exist and should be done with check boxes and a ‘submit’ button so the responses are scored automatically.
thirdly, don’t waste too much time on this sh!t. the sheeple are hopelessly INURED and hopelessly dependent on the giant tit in the sky etc etc.. the word is INURED, not inert!!
I do like the girls in the sheep costumes though,, are any of them available for a barnyard romp??
now, go watch the ‘ring of power’ & john coleman’s committee of three hundred on youtube.
Al. thank you for your input, however YOU do not get to choose the nature of the Matrix, it looks like it looks, get over it or get a better display. with regards to the scoring system, it was decided to use “manual” for a reason, people too lazy or stupid to do it in their heads.. well, do we need to spell it out?
B .. a .. a.. ?
we are aware of the videos you mention but that is not our mission, this site is focused on the economic crimes in plain view rather than the conspiracy theories that may never be proven. one last thing, your score.. -5 presumably?
Wait a second….i got a -5! Cleary question 1 & 4 were answer D, but what about us that just plain out have a sarcastic sense of humor, so answer C fit me better! I will say, you gave me a good laugh today!
-5…….sooooo not a sheeple!
Greetings Carmen. you must to be our most enthusiastic comment-er ever.
make sure you stay focused on the real issues and don’t get distracted with all the nonsense theories out there, there are tinfoil-hatted distractions in abundance.
Hey, great website. I just put mine out there. Please take a look. We all must learn through the veil of deception that’s been pulled over our eyes. Thanks for your work.
Neo, I like the site design, but I think you need to review the factual evidence on much of your content. Not everything you read on the internet is an actual conspiracy.
I diddent need to do the test to know if im sheeple or not…
Things are so over obvious that even an uneducated person as me can see that its suspicious that the coverment always tells one side of the story.
Plus its kinda logic if you look upto rotschilds family literature even Benjamin Disraeli (GB prime minister) said: The one controlling the money supply to england owns the english coverment.
Its so obvious that master university educated people cant even see that lol 70/100 people are so infested whit what to think and what is good or bad that it always can be turned around for own will.
Ps please Anonymous and other people… Please let me help in however i can help in our revolution!
Love this page! The battle rages on! WAKE UP THE SHEOPLE!
The sheeple will be headin to fema soooonn rip babylon u whore lol
The quiz doesn’t grade non-Americans properly, simply because of question 5 about Ron Paul. We don’t know enough about him,
My score was “1″. I suppose that means I take the blue pill, but occasionally forget my dose?
Hello Kon.
Answer “D” is suitable for both uneducated Americans who don’t know who he is (there many believe it or not) and non-Americans in the same situation.
A score of 1 usually just means the person has been getting on with their life and not paying too much attention to the politics and global problems, but is capable of grasping the gravity of the impending problems once motivated to do so.
time to get motivated my friend, for it is accelerating towards us.
if you like videos, I would recommend watching these two as a crash course in the changes the world is facing very shortly.
http://red-pill.org/exponential-predicament-change-coming/
http://red-pill.org/how-global-financial-system-works-why-must-crash/
I re-took the test, because I didn’t answer 5 correctly. I gave it a “d” this time.
1. d 0
2. a 1
3. c -1
4. d 0
5. d 0
So my “real” score is 0. I stupidly didn’t buy gold, but I have 1 month of food, water, medication and other essentials for 8 people and I am continuing to build that up. I am playing with a vegetable garden and I want to get rabbits. I am learning how to use a gun, (I am European, I am fighting some pretty strong social[ist] conditioning here). I have no personal debt and I’m paying out my business debt early at the cost of short term profits. Can I please have an honourary -1 to give me an overall minus score?
I live in Greece, I live in your future. Your minus score will give me bitter-sweet consolation.
Your level of preparedness is admirable, I’m sorry that you are already living it, but first in, first out, your country will be through the worst and recovering as the USA plunges into their future hell.
re the scores, no your score is correct, but your case made me notice a flaw in the grading, we had zero twice, its been amended, so you are “Zero – not sheeple”, 1-5 is slightly wooly.
Good luck in your challenges, hopefully Greece can default, fuck the bankers and the Euro, devalue and be though and out of it ASAP.
Morpheus.
You can still buy gold and silver at monex.com. it will continue to rise as the paper continues to decline. You might want to consider moving to a rural area of the U.S. The present administration is trying to disarm us, but we still have some freedom.
Silver eagles will outperform gold and they are cheaper to buy right now.
Its all the matrix. Our leaders are bankrupting us to save the EU.
Preparing for 8 people tells me your a good man. Dont believe everything you hear about the u.s., i know thousands of people who never believed in socialism or central banking.
Morpheus could be right, the first countries to crash have a chance to change direction. China and several other countries are stock piling silver/gold and encouraging their citizens to do the same. Its kinda funny the old communist countries are becoming more capitalist , while america is driving toward socialism full throttle.
If you want some insigh,t look at revelation in the bible. It talks about corruption and the lady riding the beast. For reference of her look at the back of your greece 2 euro. Pal wrote about her in greek, 2000 years ago in patmos (greece). The euro zone is rouphly the same shape as western roman empire. The lady on your greece coin is europa the beast is zeus. The image celebrates the beast raping europa. Ring any bells?.
I think something needs too be pointed out, all of you who take these tests- you’re a sheep, no matter what you score. That feeling of relief after you got less than 5? It proves it all, you’re a sheep. You’re letting someone tell you what you are, you’re letting them define what it means to think independently, these websites are the same as our government, it’s just different ideas they want us to believe, just because this one seems to aspire towards disillusionment doesn’t mean you can trust it anymore than the government. actually, don’t trust at all, THINK.
Score Brenna please?
this website is a million miles away from being the same as your government, nor does this website “aspire towards disillusionment” nor does this website ask you to “trust it” ..this however
we can agree with.
“Listen to all, follow none, walk your own path, the best that you can..”
My grandfather used to say,,, dont believe anything you hear,and only half of what you see.
He didnt have a tv.
He said history repeats itself.
He thought the social democrats of of 1932 would ruin the country.
He thought the federal reserve would ruin the country.
He knew alot of people would take the blue pill.
He became wealthy through working and saving.
But he lived while we had a gold and silver standard. When work=wealth.
LOVE YOUR PICS!! Hope you dont mind… I borrowed and put onto my face book pages… http://www.facebook.com/StacyABrown.BodySmarts and http://www.facebook.com/pages/BodySmarts/113434815405339
Also linked you there… I am a zero… oh well… like you said, I am not here to make friends, but to wake up those who are still sleeping… I was always considered a doomer for years.
Consider me one your of padres… By the way… I LOVED the Matrix!
I am a conspiracy nut, you got me. So take advantage of me and sell me your silver dollars and eagles. I will give you 10 pretty U.S. paper dollar bills, for each eagle or peace dollar you send me.
Keep chanting….Obama is such a beautiful man, he really is beautiful. Keep watching “THE VIEW”
and send me your silver.
Morpheus, you are the man. I found your site while researching the possibility of making one like it. But this site is way cooler than i could have done.
I have to remember all sheep dont want to wake up. I also have to remember when they take the red pill , they wake covered in goo, disoreinted and wise as a newborn.
YOu seem to to have a great sense of humor. You should read a book called Rhinocerology ( how to be a rhino) in the book they call them cows. They live their entire lives in a small pen, standing in their own poop. But rhinos lions and giraffes truly live. The gov is depicted as super cows. They try to keep all the others cows down and safely in the pen. Super cows cannot be saved. That sense of power over the other dumb animals is all they have. But they are still just cows.
Maybe we can’t truly defeat the matrix, but like our founding fathers i say “live free or die” I will either live standing up, go out flat on my back. But i wont live on my knees.
Write me if you want , you sound like a fun guy.