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Podtoid 238: Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint

Jim Sterling, Reviews Editor
11:45 AM on 01.31.2013
Podtoid 238: Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint photo



[Incredibly Important Note: The full title is Homeless Men Masturbating with Glow-in-the-Dark Paint, but that was too big for the Destructoid headline. I need you ALL to know this!]

On this week's Podtoid, the gang ponders the conglomeration of Disney and opens a planetarium to ponder the nature of the universe and give homeless men some honest work. We also chat about how pretty the Hitman Collection is, and angrily flick through a Fire Emblem art book to try and find Jonathan Holmes. 

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