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Play as Jim Sterling in The Blocks Cometh The Blocks Cometh, a really cool iOS game that features Mr. Destructoid, had its first full update today since launching, adding a wad of fresh content and four new playable characters. One of those characters, I am quite pleased to reveal, is ... me. Starting today, I will be an unlockable character in The Blocks Cometh. Unlocking me is quite simple and rather fitting -- just hit the "Write a review" button on the character select page, and my muscular, well-toned body is yours to master. I also throw microphones, like I do in The Jimquisition sometimes. That was my idea! As well as an appearance by yours truly, the game has thirty new achievements, a Casual and Hardcore mode, a new "Landscape" view, in-App purchases and a bunch of fixes. The game costs $0.99 right now, so pick it up if you didn't already. It's good! Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Im surprised they could fit your ego on screen Jim. I don't think all of my skill could handle such a godlike character. YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHH
Just downloading the update now , IM EXCITED TO UNLOCK YOU JIM , did that sounded dirty They were able to fit such a fat bastard into such a small game? Impressive. Jump and speed is too high though, but attack is probably too low. @TigerUppercut
Jim, "talks sh*t," as you so eloquently stated, about any company that deserves it. If he blasts Sony for something, it's because they effed up and made fools of themselves. Stop being a fanboy. It's annoying and makes you seem foolish. Is this character exclusive to The Blocks Cometh? Will we not be seeing Mr. Sterling in the anticipated release of BonerQuest now? To anyone who has commented on Jim's stats. We ran Mr Sterling through our advanced high tech training facility to get accurate stat results. Don't under estimate the power of Jim Sterling. That guy has mad athletic skills! @Katherine Leigh McHugh
"Jim, "talks sh*t," as you so eloquently stated, about any company that deserves it. If he blasts Sony for something, it's because they effed up and made fools of themselves. Stop being a fanboy. It's annoying and makes you seem foolish." OH THE IRONING. I don't know about more speed jokes... 3 is high but some fat guys can sprint. The jump being > 0 is what I have issue with. When was the last time both your feet left the surface you were standing on at the same time? Wrote a review, found out it was Sterling, thought it was epic. Dead serious, Jim and Mr. Destructoid are my current mains. Worst game ever am confirmed. It will be the first game where you try to move your character and he just stands there and talks shit. Ha! I'm honestly not surprised about the speed, because he could pick up a lot of momentum rolling down hill. I'm simply shocked that there's a jump stat at all. Sup Holmes sucks beetle funk with Luis Hernandez[Destructoid's Director of Communications Hamza Aziz asked Jonathan Holmes to make a show called 'Sup, Holmes?' so that Destructoid could later sell a t-shirt that says 'Sup, Holmes?' on it. This is that show. Subscribe... more Gratuitous Space Battles: The Outcasts impressionsIntergalactic wars are not the sort of conflicts one expects to finish up in an afternoon, or even a plethora of afternoons spread across multiple years. Positech Games' Gratuitous Space Battles is a war seemingly without end... more Corgis cosplaying as your favorite videogame heroesCorgis are one of the cutest animals in the world. Fact. So what's cuter than a corgi? Corgis dressed up in outfits! More specifically, corgis dressed up as your favorite videogame hero. And that's just what we've made happen... more The DTOID Show: Killer Is Dead, Revengeance & SimCityHey gang, The Destructoid Show wasn't live today, because our producer Zac has his fingers cut off for failing at his Yakuza duties. Er. He cut his hand by accident. Something, I forget. Today, we discuss the possibili... more Interview: Disney Infinity's John Blackburn on toysAn hour after taking the stage to unveil Disney Infinity, "Disney's most ambitious video game initiative ever" (a press release states), I sat down with Avalanche Studios chief creative officer John Blackburn to discuss where... more Friday Night Fights: Returning to the BattlefieldWelcome to another edition of Dtoid's Friday Night Fights! For this week's Match of the Week, Elsa and falsenipple are taking us back to the battlefield after waaay too long of a hiatus. Battlefield 3's long-awaited "Aftermat... more Note Worthy 011: Twilight Symphony, NSMBU, NESteryearsThis sounds like the Nintendo edition, doesn't it? Don't worry, we also have other cool stuff like The World Ends With You -Crossover- and Saturday Morning RPG, the soundtrack you never knew you wanted.There are a lot of big ... more Tackling Temple Run 2 for iOS at a full sprintWhen I got my iPhone in 2011, I immediately started snatching up as many free games as I could to get a feel for mobile gaming before making any actual monetary investment. One of those games was Imangi Studios' Temple Run, a... more Podtoid 236: Give My Scarecrow A BlowjobThis week's Podtoid mixes hot debate with hot milk, as we take a trip to the Dirty Diary, answer a listener's call to reduce our gay content, and open a new museum in which Jonathan Holmes saves the Human League from horny sc... more 13 new things about Lighting Returns: Final Fantasy XIIIYou think you know everything about Final Fantasy? I did too, but there's a whole bunch of weird new stuff going on with the next title in the series, Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, due out late this year. I've just r... more |     Dtoid is... Dale North Editor-in-Chief Jim Sterling Reviews Editor Hamza Aziz Dir. Communications Conrad Zimmerman Managing Editor Jordan Devore PC Editor Andy Dixon Community Manager Rick Olson Dtoid.TV Producer Niero Gonzalez Publisher Editors Meet the team Our sites Flixist Japanator Tomopop Contact Us Suggest News Advertising General Info  |
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