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Review: Hoard

Jordan Devore, PC Editor
3:40 PM on 04.06.2011
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After seeing generally positive reactions to Big Sandwich Games' Hoard for PlayStation Network, I was eager to try out the just-released Steam version, which offers the action/strategy title for PC and Mac in one relatively affordable little package.

Honestly, they had my undivided attention at "you control a dragon."

Hoard (PC [reviewed], Mac, PSP, PS3)
Developer: Big Sandwich Games
Publisher: Big Sandwich Games
Released: April 4, 2011
MSRP: $9.99

Indeed, you play as a dragon, and a greedy one at that. In Hoard, your primary directive is to amass a stockpile of treasure. Naturally, this is done by burning buildings to the ground, and capturing princesses for the sweet, sweet ransom. It's okay, though -- the playing field is presented as a tabletop board game, so you don't have to feel too guilty about being the biggest jerk in all the land.

Hoard controls like a dual-stick shooter for those on a gamepad; for keyboard, it's the typical scheme of WASD for movement and mouse for aiming/firing. Both methods work well, although I personally felt more comfortable using a wired Xbox 360 pad.

You fly around the map, pillaging what you can, and carrying back as much loot as possible. Expanding your hoard results in points which can be used to upgrade your character -- defense, speed, attack, and how much gold you can carry at any one point in time. Upgrades come slower and slower as you progress, naturally, so actual strategic thinking is imperative. Imagine that!

Throw in temporary power-ups -- like speed boost, ice breath, etc. -- and you can begin to see that there are quite a few viable ways to achieve victory. Additionally, there's a crucial multiplier element to keep in mind; losing all of your health (which sends you back to your hoard, where you can regain health) or having a thief nab some of your gold resets your score multiplier.

Lastly, letting towns grow over time, rather than instantly setting fire to every structure like a misguided arsonist, is something to think about. Older towns eventually lead to more potential gold on the map. At the same time, this also means more pests (knights, thieves, etc.) to worry about.

Long(ish) story short, Hoard isn't a particularly complex game. That said, it doesn't need to be. It's got an arcade-y vibe, and since matches generally run for five to ten minutes, it's easy to suffer from one-more-round syndrome. There's just enough depth and choice offered to keep you coming back for more. Adding much more complexity would, in my mind, likely result in Hoard being overdesigned.

The mode I described above was Treasure. There are a few more. Princess Rush has you capturing X amount of princesses, HOARD is a survival mode where you're fighting off towers and other attackers for a lofty high score, and co-op involves players working toward a combined pile of gold.

These can be played online or offline (with AI bots) -- the former is the better choice, but the bots aren't half bad either. They can be especially dickish in Princess Rush by nabbing your Princess at the last second, and that's a good thing. You kind of have to play dirty in Hoard to win. This is by and large a game made with multiplayer -- multiplayer with friends, specifically -- in mind.

Now, up until this point, I've been pretty positive. Here's where we get to the paragraphs I shouldn't have to write, but need to. My main complaint is that of polish; as in, can I get some, please? This port is suffering from a number of -- what I hope to be -- merely launch-week technical issues.

Specifically, random debug text (?) flickering on the screen occasionally and random crashes to the desktop. As far as possible problems with games go, that second one is quite serious. Based on the state of Big Sandwich Games' forums for Hoard, it seems these are known issues.

In this current state, I want to recommend Hoard. The concept is fairly original, intuitive, and fun, if simplistic. After a few hours, you'll have the go-to strategies down, and that can lead to eventual boredom before long. It's a good little distraction for the price, or at least, it should be. I may be fairly forgiving when it comes to issues that can be eventually fixed via patch, but the crashes alone are entirely too frustrating to deal with.

Check back a few weeks from now to see if Hoard has been patched. Add two points to my score if the crashing, text pop-up weirdness, and graphical issues some users are experiencing have been addressed. For now, buy at your own risk.



THE VERDICT


5.0 /10
Mediocre: An exercise in apathy, neither Solid nor Liquid. Not exactly bad, but not very good either. Just a bit 'meh,' really. Check out more reviews or the Destructoid score guide.





Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)


so despite this game being out for a while, you decide to review it now for some stupid apparent reason...
@Kage56 Because it just came out on steam? Because apparently it's a buggy pile of shit compared to the psn version? PC reviews are needed because when it's a shitty console port like it is in this case, we want to be informed.
@Kage56 Die in a fire please, die in a fire. Most of the highly popular game reviewers, you know what they review? Games that came out 18 years ago. Die in a fire.
@Kage56
This is a review of the Steam version which came out two days ago, and has flaws specific to this port. Actually read the review before you comment on it next time.
I wondered why I kept seeing you playing this on steam. Yeah, what I thought steam would be and what it actually turned out to be were two different and disappointing things. It just feels cheap for some reason.
I HATE YOU KAGE56!!

am I cool now?
@Ness: You sure are, character from Earthbound :D!
I am disapoint
I've been trying the demo for a while now, and I'm having fun with it.
It hasn't crashed so far, but I've seen the pop-up letters, which is kind of a weird glitch.

Overall though: not a bad game, but I suggest waiting for a serious sale anyway (at least if you don't have friends to play it in multiplayer with).
Also note that the PC version currently does not have local multi-player like the console version. They say they might add it if enough people ask for it:

http://www.hoardgame.com/community/index.php?topic=826.45
I've only gotten like an hour of playtime with it (like 20 mins on the demo and the rest on full version), but I guess luckily I haven't ran into any of the issues mentioned.

I agree with the review, it's not a deep game, it's very arcadeish and it makes more sense on PSN, but it's still a fun relatively cheap game, pretty good to play in small bursts every now and then or whenever with friends.
I didn't run into major issues straight away. Hope you're able to play without seeing any.
I've played for 2 hours so far and have had no issues at all. For those of you experiencing the bugs, hopefully the devs patch it up quickly. It's a fun game and well worth the $7.50 I pre-ordered it for.
I thought it was a PSP exclusive; the demo I played didn't appear to have any glitches.
@Knivy "I agree with the review, it's not a deep game, it's very arcadeish and it makes more sense on PSN"

That would be like saying arcady games like Toki Tori shouldn't be on PC. Man, what is up with gamer segregation? =/
Well I am playing it on the Mac and I havent run into any of the issues you have said. It is very arcady and I hope there is more content in the pipeline. A story would be interesting. Anyone else think it would be amazing if they could do what valve is doing with Portal 2 where if you buy it on PS3 you get a PC/Mac version for free?
Hello all,

I'm sorry to hear that Jordan experienced crashes. These seem to be isolated events relating to specific hardware--if anyone is experiencing them, please post your hardware specs to the support forum on hoardgame.com and we will endeavor to fix them.

The vast majority of our customers so far don't seem to be having any trouble playing the game. We won't be happy until ALL of them don't, and are working to resolve issues as we are supplied information about them.

Happy HOARDing!




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