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Pokédex entries must have been written by children

Tony Ponce, Associate Editor
2:00 PM on 10.20.2012
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If you've ever played a Pokémon game, you'd realize that some of the critters possess rather unbelievable abilities beyond comprehension. I'm not talking about just the legendary Pokémon but also the run-of-the-mill creatures that are analogous to real-world animals.

Of course, we don't actually see many of these abilities in practice. All this information comes straight from the Pokédex, which claims that Metagross is smarter than a supercomputer, Pidgeot flies at Mach 2 speeds, Magikarp -- friggin' Magikarp -- can leap over a mountain, and so on. We take these Pokédex entries at face value without ever asking for the supporting research.

This photo album on Imgur makes a strong case that the Pokédex was written by kids. How else could you explain such outlandish statements if not that they were the exaggerated accounts of excitable children?

[via xaaronh's Twitter]


Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo
Pokédex entries must have been written by children photo








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