There's a new Champion Jockey game coming from Tecmo Koei. It will be out for the Wii, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 and all three versions will make use of the motion controls offered by each console. As you can see in the video demonstrations, you have to pretend like you're galloping on a horse and ... and ... and ...

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This makes me want to sell all my consoles and upgrade the video card in my PC [NeoGAF]

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arkane9

I bet my butt would look great after a few days of playing this game.

casesomething

HHAHAHHAHA!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS HILARIOUS! OH MY GOD THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN!!!

Adam Roy

HOLY FUCK, and seven shades of SHIT! WTF was that?

Bobthecatlol

I think we can all agree this is goty 2011.

Does it come with an asian girl to do that spanking motion in the vid?

AceFlibble

I was laughing and then he raised his hand in victory.

Game of the year, game of the fucking year.

Agent

when it said 2 players, i was expecting some grinding.

OptimisticCynic

This is the best thing since the shake weight commercial.

StriderHoang

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Pacopaco

Oh you just know someone is going to rent this and play it while having sex.


Tecmo Koei, here's my money! Just take it!

bpaps

This guy... Must have killed himself.

Maurice Tan

Day one.

Sir Legendhead

Somebody needs to edit a porno into the background, like right now

robito

I hope Tecmo Koei gave him a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Kurlija

@Sir Legendhead

THIS.

frictionD

Wow. Just wow. Each home should have one.

Son of Makuta

Oh, man, maybe I should buy a Kinect now.

lung

How is it that they can be so inspired by a jockey but not Fist of the North Star? I is confusledore. Looks entertaining...

Lausgoose

This hurts my soul

Gorescream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPClAUGj4S4&feature;=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Ajb4omtac&feature;=related

PrinceHeir

my head hurts "-_____-

naninani

Given the amount of money I've spent playing Derby Owners Club at arcades, I could see myself playing this...

N7

GREAT JOB JEREMY!

SxSW

seriously, fuck horses

N7

Actually i'd buy a Limited Edition of this game if it came with a life size card board cut out of that dude playing the game.

oswyn123

This almost looks like they tried to make a game about krumping, and after they found out what krumping actually is, decided to PG it up a little.

manasteel88

You all know this will sell in the Middle East and other Asian territories.

They freaking love those Jockey sims.

Sexualchocolate

is it just me or did that dude look like he could burst out laughing at any moment?

I know what he was thinking....

Lol kinect.

GohanGVO

That dude fucked the shit out of his invisible horse.

Zonic505

Isn't this based on an arcade game (which had an actual fake horse back you could ride)? I mean, I GUESS I see what they were trying to do, but still.....

The Move version looks okay at times (basically everything before 1 minute into the video), but I can't imagine how you're gonna look for the Kinect version).

Forsakeneyes

This is why we play games, people!

Jonathan Pedroza

PARTY HARD

Lenigod

Furyfire

....and it will sell.

Somehow...

kuba

Felt like I was watching Tim & Eric. Deeply weird.

kidplus

And people complain about 3D glasses making you looks stupid.

Ulicies

Oh my god. I was chuckling as he ground on thin air, but I couldn't help but burst out laughing when the girl joined for 2P VS PlAY. I loved how he couldn't help but smile every time he jumped.