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Podtoid 199: Goose Penis

Jim Sterling, Reviews Editor
12:00 PM on 04.25.2012
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On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses a multi-goose naked fantasy, plans for the next generation of American Gladiators, and the potential for an interactive fantasy in which you're a bearded old man taking charge of a frightened little girl. It's not a very pleasant episode, really. 

We also discuss Sony's potential all-stars battle royale, make fun of Pikmin 2 on the Wii, and ponder whether this is the worst period in gaming's relatively short history. All that and more on Podtoid!

Oh, and we really don't know what's up with Jonathan's bloody microphone levels.

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Download link doesn't work
Direct link does not work D:
Weird I just had to keep clicking over and over, now it works :D
this one really made me laugh.

Hamza needs to drink more while podcasting tho. I wanna hear what horrors lurk in his mind
Good laughs were had. That teaser at the end made my trousers significantly less comfortable.
I'm gonna try and make a community post of the top 20 Podtoid Moments as my own way to celebrate the 200th episode, as well as to say thank you for all the great times we've all had! I'm already planning on including American Gladiators somewhere, but any suggestions would be great! :)
the episode where brad starts hosting halfway through is still one of my favorites. it's somewhere in the 90s
Try the download link again. It looked correct to me. I re-linked it just in case.
Hey Jim, thanks for doing the "SPACE MUHREEN!" thing. It'll be the hot new ringtone that all the kids will be rocking.
Heroine Roulette. nuff said
I only just started, so haven't really heard any of the topics. But you mentioned Holmes' microphone again, and I thought of this weeks back when it first became a problem... Why doesn't Holmes just buy a new mic? Like a $20 headset? Problems will probably be solved.
I'm going to sound like a broken record when I say I thoroughly enjoyed this week's Podtoid. Keep it up. (my penis)
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that Jim is unfamiliar with the concept of a cunt destroyer.
@ Jasper Kazai - I don't think the mic is the problem. It's a pretty expensive headset that works just fine with traditional recording.

I may just buy a whole new computer at this rate. That's the only thing I can think to do at this point.

Darn technology!
@Holmes
Do you have any volume levelling, normalisation or auto-gain options on, either in Skype or your mic's settings on your computer? Usually when volume fluctuates like this, those are the cause.
@ AceFlibble- I've been looking into that for weeks. Unless my computer is lying to me (which may be the issue) then that's not it.

Really may buy a new computer just to record Podtoid with just to put this to rest.
sometimes the way Jonathan Holmes speaks reminds me of Mr. Beaver in the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe animated movie.
Little known fact: Chicken eggs are the menses of chickens. They are usually not fertilized. So, Hamza, your chickens probably didn't eat their featuses, they only ate their own menses.
Podtoid awesome as always, even though the gang is a little sad this week. Have some hugs and feel proud of yourselves. Or just feel yourselves
The download link is not working properly. It gave me a "404 error. Not found" message.
Hamza is that how you really say Kuchera (Koo-Kera)?
Have I been pronouncing it wrong in my head all these years?
@BigBadJuan: Naw, I'm trolling. Trying to get it to spread though.
Could just be your ISP throttling your connection or something when you record, I.E. "lag" or connection problems causing parts of what you say to drop out a little.
Why were you so sad Holmes? I hope everything is going well in your life. It is unlike you to be so sad.
I can't download either. :(
I could download the file after trying several times like Joe said. Weird.
Mission accomplished, you had me convinced.

So how long until you get Adam Sessler on Podtoid now that he's free of G4TV?
I picture him sharing Jim's views on Willem Dafoe.
Some one needs to find the bit where Jim sterling talks about pooping through the hole in the Skyrim disc and its coming out in little poo coils or rings. That was priceless!!
Glad you liked my picture Holmes ;)
i love you guys!
i hate to say this again, but you still have horrible sound problems.
i'll keep nagging about it until it is fixed.
I thought what Jonathan said about Other M was exactly what I thought about Shadow the Hedgehog when it came out. It was really a sequel to Sonic Adventure 2 that people had been wanting for ages, and it had a lot of really interesting concepts behind it, but in the end it was shit because everything was done wrong. After that and Sonic 06 Shadow has been shoved into the background because Sega is afraid to use him again until we forget how bad he was after SA2.
Downlink does not work :( me sad.
lol.. clicked again and then it worked.. Oh technology!
"General rule of thumb is don't talk to fifteen year olds over the internet"




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