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Podtoid 185: My Cock Is Covered In Tiny Monkeys

Jim Sterling, Reviews Editor
1:45 PM on 01.19.2012
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On a lengthy episode of Podtoid, the gang discusses Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs, phone conversations with psychic hamburgers, and reading porn in bomb shelters. We also debut a new weekly feature in which we laugh at Male Rights Activists, we play a round of Jonny Buckaroo, and get erotic with Fern Gully references. 

Elsewhere on the show, Kingdoms of Amalur is discussed, while AMY's developers are taken to task for being liars. Oh, and there's something about semen and cock biting. As usual.

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Well you never really did play Jonny Buckaroo, you got like 2 questions in then you got bored of it. :P
In regard to the bit on indie games and retro appeal, I've heard that a lot of developers go with an 8-bit style because it's easy to produce on a low budget.
Though I agree, whenever I see yet another NES style indie game, my heart kind of sinks and I think "You guys know video games can reference things other than video games, right?". I don't mind games like VVVVVV and some zombie thing I forget the name of that seem to emulate the style of Commodore games, since I don't see those as often.
Ahaha, I found this on the libsyn site yesterday. It's a good episode.

Also I was just wondering... What about Jim's wife as a guest for an episode? She seems to have the same sort of humour as her other half. I know you don't want anyone on now, but i'm just throwing out there.
if i ever want to get rid of someone i dont like i will just show them podtoid. i guarantee they will never speak to me again.
I didn't know that Lumpy Space Princess works at Wendy's. Anyways, a great show, as always.
I'm not sure the first humans were black. Difficult question, "human" and "black" are both vague concepts. But chimpanzees, our closest living relative, have light skin. Darker skin is an adaptation to cope with stronger sunlight, something that wasn't needed until we lost our fur. So, I'm guessing the first vaguely human looking apes had fairly light skin compared to really dark black people. But I don't really know, I just don't think it's valid to infer what the first humans looked like based on what African people look like today.

Anyway, great show!
"You're gonna hate this,
I'm gonna hate this,
My finger's gonna be all brown,
You're gonna frown."
The title of this week's podcast reminds me of a porn video I looked at last night. Except instead of monkeys, there were ferrets. Can you imagine being sexually attracted to ferrets?




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