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Podtoid 182: Anal Siege

Jim Sterling, Reviews Editor
11:00 AM on 12.29.2011
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It's a festive edition of Podtoid this week, as Jim Sterling and Jonathan Holmes relax with some drinks and memories of 2011. As we get ourselves increasingly drunk on scotch and vodka, we reminisce about the hatred Capcom received this year, the "doom" of the Nintendo 3DS, the PlayStation Network outage and the already legendary Ocean Marketing kerfuffle.

An alarming amount of time is devoted to the sexual harrassment of Jonathan, with lurid descriptions of impromptu holiday anal sex. We also chat about shrimp poop, a new TV show starring a man called Cool Christmas, and what we got for our yule gifts. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

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Don't taunt the firefly fans!
Good News This :) I thought last weeks podtoid was the last of the year!

Hey where can we ask question? You used to post an article??
I must get drunk with you guys now. I can only imagine the insanity if Max was there as well.
I usually listen to Podtoid while driving but for this one I'll wait till I'm home so I can drink along with you guys!
Truly a festive episode.
I love you Jim for that header. I'm now going to watch Under (Anal) Siege pretending it's a gay porno.
Do you think the Wii-U will be a success or failure ?
JONOTHAN HOLMES! Is it Paedophilia if you want to have sex with Robin Williams' character in the movie Jack?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHaFdSx26WM
The podtoids with just Jim and Holmes are my favorite

Nothing but vidya games, truth, and brotherhood!

Oh AND pedophilia
Oh god. The "anal siege" part made me laugh so hard! "I would only get raped a little bit"
Seems Jimmy Bob is back to his disturbing erotic journalism antics again. One can only hope he's not allowed to become the next Vatsayana. Quick, hide the kids. Lock the doors and dear god keep them away from the library.
...an awesome podcast to pop my cherry
Wow. That was fucking awesome. I laughed so much while listening to this.

Drunkcast is back.

Cool Christmas
That "convenience" rant would make a good Jimquisition.
Hilarious podcast guys, sorry about posting a question after it was recorded.
The age of consent in MS, and most states, is actually the same as in Britain. I kinda hate that I was the one to bring that up, but there you go.

Hilarious as usual, didn't miss Max and Tara since you two get along so well anyway. I wonder if anyone is actually turned on by the "sexual tension" as Jonathan implied... probably not.
Amazing Podcast this week.
I really hope if the world ends next year,
it does while I'm listening to podtoid while having sex,
perfect death right there.
I'm not even finished yet and this is one of the funniest Podtoids yet. You are drunk geniuses.
So, I have an idea for a film that I'm gonna flesh out in to a screen play

Basically, it will star Jonathan Holmes.

He will enter a plain white room with a comfy leather chair in the middle, with a 2 tables next to him. One with a cold bottle of beer and a lit smoking pipe, the other with a book.

The film will consist of Jonathan reading the encyclopedia out loud, whilst occasionaly pauseing to smoke his pipe like a fine gentlemen.
Would you watch it?
This is awesome. I wish this could go on for 5 more hours, because I would listen to every second. You guys rock. Max and Tara are cool too, of course.
In all honesty, after the last 3 episodes I was about ready to unsubscribe. But I'm glad I decided to hold on until the end of the year. Best episode of the new cast to date. No offence meant to Max & Tara (I'm an avid fan of The Comedy Button, fyi), but this was gold.
Oh, Jim - about TOR. Try adding the Dtoid people while they are online. That works for me. Also, you guys should just make a guild. Then you can always chat with each other easily.
What SWTOR server is Jim on, anyway?
@Chrome166
Dark Reaper. He made a post about a week ago saying all the Dtoid staff who play are on there.
I hope that you live forever Jim!




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