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HAWP: Rip Van Ashley wants to play Saints Row: The Third

Tony Ponce, Associate Editor
11:00 AM on 09.08.2012


The latest episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? premiered at PAX last week before being uploaded to GameTrailers. I held off posting it until now out of anger and resentment from not being able to attend the show. It definitely wasn't because it completely slipped my mind since I am an unprofessional hack who can never meet deadlines in a timely manner.

Speaking of things being done on time, here is a video about Saints Row: The Third. "But didn't that game come out last year?" That a very good question which I will not answer. Anyway, the episode involves dildo bats, tumors, and bearded ladies, so it ought to hit all the right notes for you.

Also, dig out your ears for a cameo by AJ LoCascio, the voice actor for Marty McFly in Back to the Future: The Game.

HAWP: Saints Row the Third [GameTrailers]





Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)


Bearded ladies are hot and all but who gives a fuck about Saints Row 3 anymore after playing the reigning king of sandbox games, Sleeping Dogs?
These guys seriously over hype Saints Row 3. It's the only game I've played where it jumps the shark of its own narrative after the first 3rd.
Is he wearing a shirt with a screen cap from Sonatine?

How delightfully obscure
@Themuad

That screen grab was Anthony's avatar for the longest time while he was still with Dtoid.
Wow, it's even more funny without a thousand people in the same room as you laughing at every line delivered!
@Tony Ponce

Ah i see
@Sweaty Dungus- Unless one can play a bearded lady in Sleeping Dogs,I'm going to have to leave Sleeping Dogs lie on the store shelves to play some more Saint's Row the Third.
Another meh HAWP. I dunno. Magic is gone.
@dunnace

I think the joke is that it's Ash's perfect game. And it is.
HAD SEX WITH AN EBAY WOMAN
SENIOR AIRMAN BURCH?!
Saints Row The Third > rest of sandbox genre

(possible exception: Saints Row 2)
No offense to Saints Row The Third fans, but that game will never be as good as the second one. Also, Sleeping Dogs is INCREDIBLE. Woweeee!!!
Robot dinos and dildo lasers CONFIRMED for SR4.
Sleeping Dogs, though good, is not good enough. I'll stick with sr2 and gta San Andreas mostly. Sr3 is soulless.




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