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An erotic Minecraft Podtoid tribute to Jonathan Holmes

Jim Sterling, Reviews Editor
2:00 PM on 05.15.2012


[Update: Youtube took it down for sexual content, but it's now uploaded to Dtoid's player. Our player does HD now, so you won't miss a speck of that glorious man-hole!]

Podtoid listeners will know that Jonathan Holmes is sexual catnip to anybody alive. His posterior region, in particular, is a magnet that draws lust from the loins of all breathing humans. We talk about his sensual body a lot on the show, but one fan went above and beyond -- he gave us a temple of worship. 

The above (likely NSFW) video is the extensive work of Vid Cirman, who has created a fully functional Jonathan Holmes statue complete with a deep anus that features life-like actions. We finally have a place to call home, and it feels so ... warm

In all seriousness, I have been literally crying and howling with delight since I watched this. I have a feeling my colleague will also cry when he sees it ... but he won't be smiling. 

This is my career!





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I love my life right now.
JOURNALISM FTW!
This is perfection.
Dying laughing at this. I love when he throws glass (ice cubes) on his nipples. Brilliant.
The Mask music makes it. XD
that is wrong on so many levels...
Lets face it Jim, there is no 'KillerMime64'. You made this.

Absolutely brilliant.
I... Words can't describe
Wow. Sexually exploited via Minecraft.

Videogames.
Well now I want to play Minecraft. I can finally recreate Baby Jessica in the well.
I'm fairly proud it was my user question I believe that spawned the worms in jonathan's asshole meme. At least I think it was, too bad I won't make it to PAX Prime.
I never want to hear games are not art ever again.
This right here is all that's right with mankind.
I am still laughing, and I saw this an hour ago.
Capcom can learn a lot about DLC strategy from this video.
you are a beautiful man Jonhatan and jim wants you because of that.
Hysterical. I can't stop laughing.
Found my fapping material till the day I die.
This is the best thing I've seen on YouTube since I first set eyes on Max's face
Fffffucking epic
Excellent choice of music!
This is the best thing on the internet. I demand a 2 hour podtoid special about this. I paid my $2. Give me my nothing!
I want to see Holmes poop hot lava. You know, for when he's been eating Taco Bell.
Fucking M.A.S.K.!
the mask music made the video
Holmes-isnt-quite-as-swarthy,but-still...pretty-amusing
Were his nipples made of diamonds?
Truly a work of modern engineering brilliance.
@Darren Nakamura
Nope. Glowstone and brown wool for the areola.
Minecraft holds so many possibilities. It's truly amazing.
I too lost it when he threw ice cubes at the nipples.
"Glowstone and brown wool for the areola.
Such things...must be remembered.
That poor guy. I imagine he'll have to draw the line somewhere with putting up with workplace harassment. This...this would be my line.

Video games.
<img src=http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/stanley2.gif>
Wow, man. You win the "Most disturbing thing I'll see all day" award.
@ Chris Lage: Use [img][/img]
Best thing that anyone has ever done with Minecraft
It's the M.A.S.K. intro that really makes this for me.
@ Vid Cirman and N7

I thank you greatly.

Hey Jim, ask Holmes what he thinks of this video.
I laughed when he started throwing ice on the nipples.
I am completely unsurprised. I mean... it's funny, but I smiled rather than laughed. I just thought, "Yep... Podtoid..."
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhahahahahahahah!
I knew I was in for a treat with this video. And then the M.A.S.K. theme kicked in. And I lost my fucking shit. Oh my fucking God.
Oh my fuck I am crying, so goddamn brilliant.
#ART
Both the best and worst thing I have ever seen.




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