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Top 8 Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say

By Francis R. | New Joke Every Day
November 15 2004 AskMen.com Rates This Site: 8 / 10

8. Here honey, you use the remote. 7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 5. While I'm up, can I get you anything? 4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held. 3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. 2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. 1. We never talk anymore.

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