People disagree on where the acronym MILF originated. Some claim they knew it as far back as the '80s. The term really dropped into mainstream lingo in 1999 with the movie
American Pie and the infamous Stifler's Mom. That means it has had a strong 10-year run; it’s been milked dry; its teat spurts only bitter powder (I could go on and on here).
You may as well still be saying, “As if!” or “All that and a bag of chips.” However, the term and the concept need to be shot and fed to schoolchildren as "mystery meat."
This realization truly hit me when I attended the IFC's Hottest Rocker Mom Contest Finals. When the Independent Film Channel began in 1994, I’m sure the last thing the founders thought they would be promoting is adult women pretending to be teen tramps. The IFC had a clear dream of bringing art films and Harvey Keitel’s bare ass to the populace.
Under the harsh noon sun, five mothers presented themselves without Photoshop or lighting effects. The judges, which included parody-embracing
Sebastian Bach, all did their best to act like frat boys at a wet T-shirt contest. But even Bach’s falsetto slumped as the contestants competed by
dancing to Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me.” Bike messengers and bums gathered in New York’s Madison Square Park to watch, but none of them catcalled. That’s a real first for New Yorkers, proving they’re over moms acting like daughters.
The low point came during one of the lead contestant’s dance numbers. She was wearing an outfit tailored for Groupie Barbie, and gave the judges a spread-eagle crotch shot to show off her panties. Unfortunately, something extra popped out and the judge announced they saw her tampon string. Had this happened to a college coed, everyone would have laughed and pretended to be grossed out. However, an odd hush fell upon everyone, as if all of them were remembering the time they first found their mom’s tampons and realized their mom still had reproductive organs.
When can hot older women go back to being seductresses like
Sophia Loren and Anne Bancroft? And I mean hot sophisticated females that intimidate young men, not cater to them by pretending to be in their generation. MILF culture has brought us regrettably the phenomenon of MILF porn, the phrase: “Show me where the baby feeds,” and
Sarah Palin. Let’s get a new term, like “BOIRS” (Business Owner I’d Respectfully Seduce), MICF (Matrons I’d Cat-sit For) or 3B (Baby Boomer Beauties). Send "MILF" to the "bro culture"
retirement home (oh, and take "
Cougars" with it).
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Reader Comments: 36 Posts
hey yer all phukt up little boize,if its nice and non psychotic (good luck ) men make em that way.any ethical anything left? no wonder were searching for another planet to destroy,we cant even handle this one too many a**holes.,male and female,although they MIGHT pretend they dont have one ,better cheque. anyhow good luck everyone and keep you spirituality good and pure......for you and our own ghoode. thank you earth,all women are beautiful,IF they choose to be,or bigger losers then even men! oops....show us how to be angels LADIES...to keep you happy forever.(kids too,duh)
I love younger men. I have dated only men at least 5 years younger and as much as 10 years younger than me for many years. I love the energy and a nice tight bod. Older men just aren't the same, different mentality. I seem to have more in common with younger guys. They're actually more fun and are usually more interested in me. I'm flattered. I think younger men like cougars because they have no agenda, don't usually want to get married and are usually very independent and don't need a man to take care of them. I meet younger men on this club: cougarconnecting com
Utter nonsense. There is nothing better than a hot, sexy MILF who craves beefcake. Leave the wan and pallid 18 year olds to the emos and have fun with a woman who knows who she is and what she wants!
enjoy what i see
Over? Not true. There will always be guys who are attracted to good looking older women. I'm not a person who likes to talk dirty about girls, bit I'm really sick about the whole "sexual object" thing. News flash- we all have eyes, what's wrong about being attracted to good looks? And another thing, is someone forcing girls to be lingerie models? I think not.In fact there being paid more for it per month than most people earn in a lifetime.
I agree with the author. The term MILF is really nothing but vulgar. It refers to a woman as a sexual object only, yet again (much like what happens on this site).
Are all you 'MILFs' really satisfied with knowing your value purely lies in how f*@kable you are? Wonder what you might think about that in 30 years.
I'd much prefer to be valued for who I am, not how sexually appealing I am to someone else.
so what about the young MILF's like me? Im a mom, but 21! And I am definetely not worn out! This guys an idiot. What man wouldn't want a hot, confident woman who can take care of a child, house, herself and him all in one day?!
milfs and cougars are overrated... its all about the Pumas... 25-32 year olds who are starting to get their act together.
Where do you find these writers? Good god, this article is a joke. Speaking as a hot MILF, I get all the action I can handle. What's not to like? I'm rich, successful, attractive, tasteful and fun. No dating challenges in my life. My daughter found this website and asked me to respond to the drivel included in the features here. Guys, ignore the advise you get on this website. The writers are stuck in the past and do not have a handle on current trends. Just be yourself and approach women you have something in common with. If it's meant to be, she will respond without judgerment.
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