Penn & Teller PCC articles by Penn Jillette | Reprinted with permission. |
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The above is the first three lines of my He was over my apartment and had to use my computer to call his office. He looked at the prompt on my machine: -
"Oh, you have a cute prompt. That's a really nerd thing to do." Now, this is being said to me by a man wearing a button down shirt and a Dustin Hoffman haircut. Now, granted he didn't have a pocket protector and I have seen him with dates who seemed to be enjoying his company. I'll give you that he knows movies (he was wrong about Jesus of Montreal and Darkman but we pretty much agree) and music (Elvis Costello and the Buzzcocks especially). But none of this matters. If he gets more tatoos than Axle Rose and starts doing "Club MTV" dancers two at a time - he's still a nerd. He just is. Another good friend is at the MIT Media Lab. He works in the "Snake Pit" with virtual reality. Whenever I introduce him to someone he points to his watch, "It's analog not digital. I'm not a nerd." Is there a human being that uses the word "analog" that's not a nerd? If there is, I'll never meet him. It seems I only know nerds.
I know nerds that claim not to be nerds because they SCUBA dive.
And they'll let you know that right away. Well yeah, SCUBA is a
sport but it's a sport with lots dials and math. It's a nerd
sport. It's starting to seem like one of the things that makes
someone a nerd is having a list at one's fingertips of the reasons
one is not a nerd. I'm sure some have lists in SideKick notefiles
of reasons they're not nerds - You realize by now that this is the pot rejoicing in the blackness of all stove top utensils. I'm a nerd. When I was asked to write articles for PC Computing - I jumped at it. QED. And you, I don't care where you're reading this magazine. I don't care if you're sitting backstage at the "Cat Club" with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth or in the sleeper compartment of a Peterbilt listening to Eddie Rabbit - you're a nerd. And what the hell is wrong with that. If Hitler hadn't gotten the nerds fighting mad - we might all be celebrating the reunification of Cleveland this year.
So, here's my point - Bikers do biker things. Metalers do metal
things, and Penthouse Pets do Penthouse Pet things (but not with
us). We're all nerds and we do nerd things. So, go ahead, change
your prompt, right now, and make it something that you think is
really hip and not nerdish at all |