Minecraft moment

reezewastaken · 2023-09-29T03:29:17+00:00

i don't care about all that dumb stuff. i just wanna get out caves&cliffs part 100,000,000,000 and have another major update like the nether update, village&pillage, etc. etc.

in fact, they should stop trying to go off of the deadline of "2 updates per year". just work freely, it doesn't have to be like that.

Pure_Count6864 · 2023-09-29T02:42:50+00:00

meanwhile terraria mfs complaining because of too many nee mechanics

eliavhaganav · 2023-09-29T00:51:05+00:00

I swear to god whatever mojang makes in a year can be added in a month or two in a small release, they aren't an indie game company anymore, mojang is quite big and I see no reason as to why the updates take so long just to add a few new blocks and a new mob that barely does anything

OriginalXboxgamertag · 2023-09-29T00:40:22+00:00

I mean... why don't they? They're a multi millionaire company, there's nothing stopping them from taking A YEAR or more to make a unique update. (I hate these examples but like 1.14 and 1.16)

I'd like to know, perhaps I'm wrong.

JoshBlueMoon · 2023-09-28T23:11:42+00:00

You're saying that as if 1.20 wasn't made up of recolored decoration blocks and one new mob that digs 2 flowers, all of wich can be developed in under a month let alone one full year. Not even mentioning having to cancel an entire update for the birch biome and fireflies, all features wich either had been developed and scrapped for ridiculous reasons or are extremely easy to make and don't justify the long delays and cancelation, Mojang isn't a tiny indie company on a budget

Zookeeper_of_303 · 2023-09-29T00:49:34+00:00

Least obvious bait post

Traditional-Pay6204 · 2023-09-29T02:58:09+00:00

People need to understand that mojang is no longer an indie studio. It has approximately 700 employees and so few content added in yearly update is not acceptable

Skeleton_Gangster_TV · 2023-09-29T01:00:43+00:00

The thing is, on my eyes, it’s not that I want more new things, I just don’t want bad things, like the terrible villager rework, they should just change some aspects of the game, BUT FOR THE BETTER! Like, I love how you can now sell things to Wandering Traders, that was actually what I wanted, and better Diamond Ore Distribution. One thing that I want for sure is that they make the “Grove” (snowy, not cherry) biome bigger and with less powdered snow, and also less copper, and more coal and iron like back then.

HassanBadAss · 2023-09-29T03:44:01+00:00

I believe that Mojang can and wants to add content but they don't do it because they don't want to modify their money printer. If something ain't broke don't fix it

Daedalus332 · 2023-09-29T06:06:45+00:00

And if mojang did add that much, people would just complain and say "it's not proper minecraft, old minecraft was better"

VegetableLogical · 2023-09-29T00:52:11+00:00

Corporate bootlickers when they realize Mojang doesn't give a shit about them, just their money

plaguebringerBOI · 2023-09-29T01:00:45+00:00

So, the multimillion company makes two blocks and a mob, and us complaining about not getting 100+ new items is considered whiny and annoying, while the FUCKING INDIE GAME TERRARIA with NO giant team of workers for a medium sized company, makes updates with 7+ weapons, three more entire furniture sets for some blocks, some more generally amazing building items, makes more amazing reworks for weapons that didn’t need it in the first place, and an uncountable amount of patches, a shitload of new vanity sets, oh and this small thing called A ENTIRE OFFICIAL SKYBLOCK GAMEMODE WITH ITEMS MADE FOR IT.. for a small update.. oh and, new weather and a possibility of a new post moonlord boss in the sky.. but us complaining that the GIANT COMPANY Microsoft not adding a lot of stuff for MAJOR UPDATES is wrong, I get it, we suck for wanting more then a couple blocks.. NOT

Crazy_Gamer297 · 2023-09-29T04:56:42+00:00

Mojang developers when they are forced to add more than a useless mob and a new wood type:

mistik_0611 · 2023-09-29T05:04:20+00:00

Meanwhile Geometry Dash players waiting 6+ years for an update: 💀

Gibbel2029 · 2023-09-29T05:08:19+00:00

Dude, all they have to do is spend a couple years developing a Terraria 1.3 level update, and we’re good.

verystupidpotato · 2023-09-29T01:51:22+00:00

Mojang defenders acting like we asking for all that, nah we just dont want monthly small updates, we want once in a while big updates

EnvironmentalTree587 · 2023-09-29T01:45:05+00:00

I want new gameplay additions. New things to make, fun and functional. Like, I don't know, backpacks instead of pouches? With an additional slot for it OR elytra. It would be much more comfortable and friendly towards the player.

_Gaylaxy_ · 2023-09-29T06:46:16+00:00

I get the meme but let's be fair Mojang is a huge company and shouldn't take 1 year after they announce an update just to add like 4 new blocks a mob we'll all hate in a week and sometimes a new mechanic that doesn't help, my example of this argument is the bee update, no one uses bees and they said they "pollinate crops by flying over them" who needs that?? Also the blocks are just boring

Willing_Ad_1484 · 2023-09-29T00:03:25+00:00

Most of us just want a stable game without a duck ton of bugs, those who want everything generally just go play modded MC (or are 5 year old wanting guns and there mom's wanting vertically slabs and concrete stairs)

lucashhugo · 2023-09-28T23:33:39+00:00

op gotta shut up

Exotic_Buttas · 2023-09-29T08:29:00+00:00

Mojang dick riders when I remind them Mojang is a multi million dollar company backed by Microsoft than ads less content to the most popular game of all time then most indie devs and moderne can

DarkFluo · 2023-09-29T06:00:16+00:00

You know I was mad at the post, but scrolling down the comments you see a lot of people fed up with Mojang's bs, and that makes me happy. I've been annoying at this issue for a couple of years now, and finally seeing people realize it's a problem is relieving

Jpmunzi · 2023-09-29T06:40:35+00:00

Terraria (a way smaller game than Minecraft) adds 10 years worth of content with every yearly update. If relogic can do that, then Mojang can add a tiny bit more of content than the things they give now. Seriously, you get less than a month worth of content for every update

TaiyoFurea · 2023-09-29T01:25:00+00:00

Strawman moment

Velocicornius · 2023-09-29T02:55:47+00:00

Low effort bait post

Value_Emergency · 2023-09-29T03:22:13+00:00

Tf2💀

VladimireUncool · 2023-09-29T05:05:22+00:00

I believe Mojang is to scared to make something huge too often, like the Combat Update. And that's why we don't get a Nether Update every year.

It's nice btw to see a meme from a different perspective for once.

Nuker_Nathan · 2023-09-29T06:14:26+00:00

I just want vertical slabs, man…

OhItsJustJosh · 2023-09-29T07:25:16+00:00

I don't get this, nobody is asking for a ridiculous amount of content. Mojang has released some good updates over the last few years with a decent amount of content in them. But it does seem very on and off. Before that they added basically nothing of consequence for a few years, and now it's been the same since 1.18

Fun_Effective_5134 · 2023-09-29T10:04:48+00:00

Mojang bootlickers are content with a single shitty mob and a single new block of every 2 years.

Ozark-the-artist · 2023-09-29T12:24:39+00:00

I think Mojang is indeed often lazy but the community also expects way too much. I mean, more updates could be like the Nether Update. It was awesome and filled with content, and they did it themselves. It only added 4 mobs (half of which were living/undead variations of other mobs) but was still so amazing and atmospheric. I'm not even counting the fact they added a new tool tier, even without netherite it was still an awesome update and I wish Mojang did that again.

UnKnOwN769 · 2023-09-29T13:28:11+00:00

The duality of Minecraft fans:

They want major updates

They want the game to stay the same way it’s always been

BusinessLibrarian515 · 2023-09-29T16:46:22+00:00

Minecraft is meant to be simple. It's what made building incredible things so incredible.

Eventually these people will get all the stuff added they want, but they'll never be happy. Because it will lack the simplicity that made them love Minecraft to begin with. Sure it's fun to have all the stuff, but that's where mods come in.

Sometimes you have to play vanilla to remind yourself of the creativity it takes to do something wonderful with something simple

totallyshadical · 2023-09-29T04:38:34+00:00

Hate people who stir the pot with these extremely hyperbolic posts, its ok to criticize a 2 trillion dollar company and everyone can have their own opinion. Delete this and stop trying to divide people

Niks_bg · 2023-09-29T05:18:01+00:00

Fr we will ignore how small old updates were all i say i want to minecraft are new capes

__Raxy__ · 2023-09-29T07:00:40+00:00

You would eat shit if it was presented to you

2023-09-29T07:01:59+00:00

Based meme🗿

Ivysaur2VI · 2023-09-29T08:04:23+00:00

1.20 didn't really appeal to me.

Don't get me wrong, I think that Cherry Trees, Camels, and Hanging Signs are hype, I just think that the majority of it appeals to adventurous people, of which I am not. And to top it all off, Smithing Templates make the game harder for no reason other than to make it harder and Sniffers and the long-awaited Archeology system aren't as rewarding as I feel like they could be (which is why I didn't vote for the Sniffer. I can't get behind wasted potential).

I feel like the current updates Mojang are putting out aren't doing it for the community. They're yearly at this point and it doesn't seem like they're drawing in enough players to play again. It needs a new experience for players. It NEEDS a new dimension. I just hope they get it figured out in time...

DaitoAnonymous · 2023-09-29T10:24:57+00:00

Apologies if I sound ignorant here, but didn't someone make a mod of the nether update for an older version of the game and it took them like half of the time that it took Mojang to make the actual nether update? And considering that mod creators have their own separate lives while Mojang do it for a living, you would expect that Mojang would be able to work faster. Plus Mojang is an entire company while most mods are either made by one person or a small group of people.

Sure, Mojang have other things to consider like making the updates for Java and Bedrock, but Mojang used to be able to make much larger updates in shorter amounts of time back when they were still an indie company. They are way bigger now. What's their excuse?

Potato_Man_5 · 2023-09-29T11:14:39+00:00

Sure, there may be reasons why Mojang can or can't make more frequent, major updates, but why should they? They've already redone 4 of Minecraft's most major areas (the End, the Nether, the ocean, & caves) as well as villagers and other stuff; I don't see anywhere that's particularly lacking or in need of update. Also, the discourse after many of the previous major updates, like the Aquatic Update, consisted of a lot of complaints that "it doesn't feel like Minecraft anymore," due to all the new things added. At the time, I personally agreed with that -- not that I didn't like the updates, but it took some time getting used to all the new mechanics and things. So I don't see why it has suddenly shifted to "there should be constant major updates," given the community's reaction to many prior updates. I'm not saying that I think Mojang should stop updating Minecraft completely, just that I see no reason for them to be doing yearly major updates because a bunch of redditors say so.

If you get bored of Minecraft after a year because there isn't any new stuff added, that's your problem, not Mojang's. If there's something specific you want in the game, there's probably a mod for it out there (ik it isn't as easy to download a mod on bedrock, but most of this subreddit seems to play java, so)

Northern_Struggle · 2023-09-30T01:33:31+00:00

I think it’s pretty generous considering we get one yearly, it shouldn’t be absolutely massive

FubarJackson145 · 2023-09-30T02:56:24+00:00

Honestly Minecraft has just expanded so much that there's nothing to do. Yeah the world's your oyster and you can do whatever you want, but that's the problem. There's no direction, nothing telling you what your goal is or if you even have a goal. Instead they just keep adding detail and different biomes and whatever else, but since it's all cosmetic it feels oddly static to me for a game that is so open ended. I understand that part of it is me, and that by wanting a goal I'm kind of missing the whole point, but even so I appreciate other games that are similar like animal crossing or terraria or harvest moon so much more just because you aren't staring at an empty void colored in a way that resembles a game. I'm sure if I was a more creative person it'd be a totally different thing, but as I am I feel like Minecraft as-is is just lost on me

MrMario63 · 2023-09-30T03:12:04+00:00

Cringe post tbh. Mojang is Microsoft now, they have no excuses to be adding the same amount of new content that a modded could make in 3 months

pParad0X · 2023-09-30T06:06:25+00:00

Minecraft players when 1.9 was released with Elytra; "Holy crap! We can fly!"

TheAceSpace1000 · 2023-09-30T15:17:34+00:00

Idiot Patti attention

BigTruckLikeFuck · 2023-09-30T16:20:58+00:00

My man it is one of the top purchased games of all time. This isnt people yelling at Notch for a full game anymore. This is a trillion dollar company charging people for skins, mods, and other packs that are mostly community made, and they cannot come out with a solid update. None of the updates they even make are original. They busy selling yall shit in the bedrock market, and ridding us from accessing free community made addons that have been free as long as I’ve had the game. I’ve been on patreons, I’ll support those who respect the community. Microjang on the otherhand aint getting shit.

bdblock94 · 2023-09-30T18:34:11+00:00

I paid like 25$ for minecraft like 12 years ago, I got my money out of that play time, people need to chill.

3rrr6 · 2023-09-30T18:54:26+00:00

Lotta kids in this thread. Why does everyone -expect- them to add things? Maybe adding things to an already great game isn't always a good or profitable thing.

Lily_Meow_ · 2023-09-29T00:48:29+00:00

Because asking a billion dollar company for more than like 20 crappy blocks and a new mob people don't even want, but voted only for the items it might add is basically like asking them to make a whole new game.

Pankejx · 2023-09-29T04:13:33+00:00

now mojang simps are acting like the crybabies

GAHIB14LoliYaoiTrapX · 2023-09-29T02:42:57+00:00

Tell that to mod developers who are able to do that and more for free. Mojang is lazy and mods have always carried the game.

Long-Classic-250 · 2023-09-29T03:57:20+00:00

Honestly, we should be happy to get any updates at all, a lot of games this old have stopped being updated years ago

Gold_Rush69 · 2023-09-29T04:22:48+00:00

Mojang isn’t some small indie team working on a passion project.

These mfs are owned by Microsoft.

Minecraft is literally the highest selling game ever.

The community isn’t holding Mojang to unreasonable standards.

The community is holding Mojang to standards it has set and reached before.

Development is in decline and it’s plain to see, Mojang can do better because they have done better.

MarciWok · 2023-09-29T05:50:02+00:00

Minecraft players, when Mojang doesn't add their fringe ideas to the game, that half of the community would dislike. A huge part of making an update is not only making it feel like vanilla, but also making it so it is more or less ok for the ENTIRE COMMUNITY, which is very hard, as we can see because you all can't stop complaining.

If there's something that 1 person loves, then 9 will hate it, therefore they have to come up with something that's at least ok for 8 of them. Making it so that those 8 also likes it is a lot of creative thinking.

For example Tinkers Construct is a very fleshed out mod with tons of content. It is a good mod. But I personally try to avoid it in modpacks, because I don't enjoy making a tool from 30 different parts. I don't have to play it, because it is a mod. If they added it to vanilla and made it mandatory, I'd be pretty upset. Mod makers can do whatever they want, because it won't be forever part of the main game.

The amount of sh*tty ideas I see in this community is insane. Sandwiches, a thousand crops, end creeper, nether golem etc. This sub is just a fraction of the playerbase, you don't know what the majority wants or at least is ok with. If you want ten thousand features (which gets boring real fast, trust me I played with people, who just downloaded a thousand mods), then download mods or make your own, it's that simple.

Alequin_Dv · 2023-09-29T01:49:12+00:00

Bro what

Pedalfire25 · 2023-09-29T03:04:40+00:00

Lots of "pro game devs" in the comments here that definitely know how the industry works

Pigcrafter · 2023-09-29T04:00:07+00:00

The same fucking people when Mojang does add that to the game (they’re making it too complicated and ruining Minecraft)

Top-Vermicelli797 · 2023-09-29T08:45:42+00:00

Me, who still plays old versions

Any version is great in its own way

ShroomBers · 2023-09-29T12:50:18+00:00

Fuck you, OP. Mojang devs are lazy.

GioCreate · 2023-09-29T22:12:24+00:00

I do think mojang has been lazy in the updates that have been being made for the last couple of years. I only think that the community has been putting expectations to high, and they end up getting angry due to these high expectations.

jump_scare1299 · 2023-11-05T23:31:49+00:00

yooo i bet you greasy butt live in yo mums basment

UntoldTemple · 2023-09-29T00:49:05+00:00

I just want Mojang to readd some of the old stuff, because some of it actually, ya know, MADE SENSE.

Shovel in the Boat recipe, craft Cobweb into String, put Horse in Boat, etc.

In case you can't tell, I only really have Bedrock Edition.

2023-09-29T03:29:27+00:00

they update the game too frequently. its not the lack of new things that's killing minecraft, its the constant flow of bullshit. id rather get a good update every 2-4 years than a mild update annually.

Cypher_Xero · 2023-09-29T02:54:33+00:00

Meh... I'm happy with what we have. New stuff is nice, but not needed...

MegaSpearrow · 2023-09-29T04:26:20+00:00

They are not ruining the game but clearly not improving either

ThiccFrenchFry_ · 2023-09-29T04:44:42+00:00

I just wish their were more crops and that we could craft Sandwiches or more foods than what we have now.

POPNFRESH1088 · 2023-09-29T06:32:12+00:00

Tell me when you're pregnant from Mojang after this riding

Izen_Blab · 2023-09-29T06:45:25+00:00

Mojang:

an actual Company™ that produces Profit™ which is run by actual Company People™ who would be concerned about the future of the Company™, so they will need to make careful decisions to not seem shitty in the eyes of the Consumers™

each suggestion goes through many checks to be approved for development

because of the parity they need to implement the features on both platforms (Java and C++), which would have different problems about them that require actually changing the code of the game

Modders:

literally random people on the internet who do this for absolutely nothing(except maybe saving 25% on bisect hosting with the promoc-)

can do literally anything with it, most of the time it's just one person/a small group of people who develop the mod in their free time

only exist on Java and already have cool APIs for easy development, but still even then they are not safe from game-breaking bugs and incompatibilities

much comparison, very fair

(Seriously do people not understand that Mojang being a big company is exactly the problem? They can't just go crazy now, they need to be good to everyone, or at least to the most people, and make a profit)

By-Pit · 2023-09-29T15:14:01+00:00

God so many users under this post are literally that crying kid

Poor babies..

2023-09-29T02:19:41+00:00

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Rocketkid-star · 2023-09-29T02:07:32+00:00

For me Minecraft was at its peak before the world of color update where all beds were red. Making beds was so much simpler, you didn't have other useless rocks clogging up your inventory, just cobble. Now it feels like modded minecraft even though it's vanilla.

Cheap-Sh0t · 2023-09-29T02:00:06+00:00

So true

Kami_itm · 2023-09-29T02:24:09+00:00

Yea that because a f ing moder can do this but not a company

Crisplocket1489 · 2023-09-29T09:39:14+00:00

Maybe most of their development team is working on legends? Could be a possibility, or they are just trying to come up with ideas that fit the game and that everyone will like

Nerderkips · 2023-09-29T17:19:51+00:00

The opposite is the problem. They are adding too much shit we don't want. Minecraft is already ruined lol

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