"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Ju... more
Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid and poster of seemingly random pictures. They are anything but random. Disclosure: I backed Double Fine Adventure and Awesomenauts: Starstorm on Kickst... more
Chris (Magnalon) has been enjoying Destructoid avidly since 2008. He finally decided to take the next step, make an account, and start blogging in January of 2009. Now, he's staff! -----------... more
Formerly know as PhilKenSebben. He is now 33 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you ... more
Beccy is the EU Community Manager and has the funny accent to prove it. Her role is to "maintain the European presence on the site", which primarily involves refusing to cater to American spelli... more
Steven watches anime & sports, buys meat out of trucks, dates a Muppet, and is only good at cooking. He stands before you bereft of solace and well on the road to perdition. ('^ω^) more
I am a level 80 fairy that can cast Ziodyne on her enemies or give +30 to each stat to any of your demons via Sacrificial Fusion in the Cathedral of Shadows. Don't sacrifice me, though, I'm he... more
A San Francisco native, he's an admirer of the city's diverse culture and lifestyle. Prior to joining the staff, he was a contributor and an editor for his college newspaper where he wrote articl... more
Alissa has been aggressively lurking Destructoid's community events for years. She hates cold pizza, loves Bidoof, and sometimes finds time for video games. [URL=https://www.kickstarter.com/profi... more
Ben, a.k.a. bbain, has been a member of the Dtoid community since 2009. He enjoys the happier things in life, like whales, Katamari Damacy, yams, and cartoons. The first game he ever beat was S... more
My name is Ben Pack. I write about eSports and competitive gaming and children who get paid millions to play video games. more
Brett will sell you things in a dark alley -- mostly counterfeit watches and kidneys. Not counterfeit kidneys, though; even I have my lines, man. Guaranteed: All my kidneys are completely legit. ... more
Destructoid's Resident Baby/Super Contributor. Musician. Computer Science Student. Panda, corgi, burrito, iced tea enthusiast. Praise Yeezus. more
Dtoid's sporadic review, preview, and events writer. "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?" more
Just what the internet needs, yet another white guy writing about video games. more
Newly crowned U.S. Community Manager, Conor has been working with the community since shortly after PAX East '10, where he drunkenly told an editor he wanted to be "more active, man" over and ove... more
An avid player of tabletop and video games throughout his life, Conrad has a passion for unique design mechanics and is a nut for gaming history. He can be heard on the comedy podcast () and str... more
Darren is a scientist during the day. He has been a Destructoid community member since 2006, joining the front page as a contributor in 2011. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strateg... more
Game and tech deals at Dealzon. Plus Pizza. Mmm... Pizza. more
Elliot Gay lives in Japan and spends most of his time writing about Japanese pop culture for Japanator.com. He can also be found writing about men in suits on occasion as well. more
I am Hiroko, yes I am a ninja more
Jed does the written word, he videos the videos, and he streams the streams; a real hero and a real human being. Men don't grow beards, beards grow men. Dr. Dinosexual himself. Support Jed on ... more
When not searching the world for the ideal husbands, Joe Parlock's probably writing about games or something daft like that. Rabid news hound for Destructoid. more
When he's not posting about Japanese games or Star Trek, Josh serves as Managing Editor for Destructoid's sister site, Japanator. Go there for the best in anime, manga, and cool news from Gloriou... more
World-renowned selfie photographer. more
Laura's gaming journey began in the 90′s when she was given a SNES by her older brother with Mario paint. From that day video games were all she thought about day or night, be it playing them, ... more
Monday reviews aren't on Monday. It's old school, trust me. OK, so I've been and editor for a while now. I probably should fill this part in a bit more fully. I've been here a while. In most a... more
Hi, I'm Mike! I live in California but was born in Buffalo! Likes: Transformers, sick (as in good) hamburgers, long walks on a cold beach, surface-to-air missiles. more
Myles, the video boy who had his day. He likes Suda51 games, explaining the plot to Metal Gear, and nice shirts. He's currently trapped inside a copy of Adobe Premiere. Please help him. more
Nic (formerly known as Wrenchfarm) has been an active member of the Dtoid community since 2010. After toiling away in the Cblog mines and Recap Team workhouse for years, he made the jump and bec... more
weird old games that most people have forgotten about. more
Watching and playing competitive games like Dota and StarCraft take up most of his time. His three favorite non-video game things in the world are space, dinosaurs, and puppets. So if there we... more
I used to be World Famous ... more
Once worked in a chocolate factory. There were no Oompa Loompas. Thanks for reading! more
Cblog Co-manager responsible for duties such as inspiration and sarcastic tough love, Wednesday cblog recapper, host of the Cblog Fapcast, Nintendo FNF host, and amateur fighting game sommelier.... more
I could be anybody. more
Vikki hails from the UK and overindulges on Yorkshire Tea, CAPLOCKS, raspberry cider and outrageously unfashionable music. She swears too much but likes to think that this is balanced by the fact... more
The New Guy. Liev Schrieber's little brother. I'll be your new best friend. more
Top 10 things you didn't know about me: (1) I'm a volunteer English teacher on weekends, (2) my first real job was drawing comics for a major newspaper, (3) my favorite console is the Super Ninte... more
Destructoid co-founder. Miami more
I am a Community Blog Manager for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddl... more