David Denby Heads for the Exit Door
The film critic and bearded sage David Denby and I go “way back,” and
over the bumpy decades, through summer torpor and winter malaise, I
could almost always be found loitering loyally on the sidelines,
heckling. Denby considers me fundamentally unserious (facetious is
perhaps the word I’m not groping for), and I’ve always found his prose
and stance a bit on the pedagogical side (stuffy may be the other word
I’m not groping for), hence fun to tease. To David’s great credit, he
takes teasing very well in person, with only a minor snort of
irritation, as contrasted with those grievance nurturers who deliver
death stares at parties and pivot on their heels over long-ago, barely
remembered slights. And I can personally and professionally attest that
he is generous and extending, unlike most of the bastards you try to
avoid on the sidewalk. So over the years, as I’ve matured and mellowed
(or, to be candid, “run out of fresh material” where kidding certain
parties is concerned), I’ve come to appreciate what a mensch Denby has,
and what a monster I.
He has been such a peripheral presence
during the course of my time in Manhattan, with intervals of direct,
foreground interaction, that I was more taken aback than most when word
came over the telegraph wire of Twitter that Denby was stepping aside as
film critic of The New Yorker, where he has appeared regularly in Rea
Irvin typeface for sixteen years, never to darken the darkened screening
rooms again.
This, as you can imagine, ignited a flurry of whoa
on Twitter, a great flapping of tiny wings. Some bid respectful adieu,
others got in a few last jabs, some wondered if he voluntarily resigned
or got the old heave-ho, and of course there were popcorn of pops of
speculation as to whom his replacement might be.
As an
experienced detective on the media scene, I was more immediately puzzled
as to how this news snuck out of the bag. Given Denby’s position and
tenure, such a top-rank byline move would normally be made by an
official announcement from the magazine, but this broke on a Friday
night from Denby’s colleague, the theater writer and Tennessee Williams
biographer John Lahr, who blurted farewell in a tweet, a jaunty,
pier-side salute (“Power to your pen!”) that seems to have caught
everyone by surprise, including Denby.
Denby immediately
clarified that he was not retiring from The New Yorker, only from his
position as film critic, and that he would have an office at Conde
Nast’s new offices in what I lovingly call the Willard Tower and work on
longer pieces for the magazine, at which point my glazed eyeballs fell
out of their sockets in rabid anticipation. Then The New Yorker’s director of communications explained
in what I assume is a rare weekend communique that not only would Denby
continue writing for the magazine but that he would not be
replaced—Anthony Lane would now be the sole movie critic, wearing a
fresh carnation in his lapel to indicate he means business.
Perhaps
it is uncollegial of me to venture an opinion—i.e., open my trap—on how
this all played out but I have to say that I believe The New Yorker
bungled it from a PR perspective, bungled it badly. They could have
milked this transition for all the phony-baloney drama for all it was
worth.
Instead of making Anthony Lane sole ruler of Neptune, they
could have left the co-pilot position open and had a contest along the
lines of America’s Next Top Model to choose America’s Next Top Film
Critic. Hosted by Alec Baldwin, the perfect comeback vehicle for him,
this Bravo series—tagline “Do YOU have what it takes to be American’s
Next Top Film Critic—would winnow down 12 avid, talented contestants
from a pond of applicants who are “really into movies” and looking for
that big break that’ll enable them to catch up on their car payments,
and put them through a series of challenges, quizzes, staged breaches of
screening room etiquette, and feats of butt-sit stamina (roll the
credits for Satantango
while Alec Baldwin chuckles evilly off-camera). Their turned-in copy
will then be edited and fact-checked by actual New Yorker copy editors
and fact checkers, and held up for marvel or ridicule. The chosen winner
would then take his or her exalted place on a platform with Anthony
Lane as the final triumphal music of Star Wars blares.
That’s the
direction I would have gone. I’m just crawling with ideas.
Unfortunately, The New Yorker decided upon the safe, anticlimactic
option, a “smooth transition” that offers absolutely no entertainment
value whatsoever.