Your friendly federal government auction site wants to stock you up with last-minute, unique Christmas SWAG for your loved ones!
Only 3 million bucks!
For the price of an iPhone.
$140K is a bit high-end, but YOLO!
4. Need some fresh bling for a significant other?
*don’t ask where they got it.
The federal government’s got bling in all shapes and sizes.
#SWAG
A steal!
6. Xbox 360: still a pretty cool present for your little sibling.
That’s like a quarter of the retail price.
There are some lesser models available too.
Reflection of the government employee taking the photo sold separately.
I’m sure the dust will wash off easily.
Pretty CHEAP.
The creepiest 25 bucks you will spend this holiday.
$13K is a bit pricey, but think of the damage he could do!
$732! Your dad will love you!
11. No man is an island right? But what if you owned your own island?!
$25K is really not that much for your own island.
Nice.
13. Have any of your family members ever wanted their own Social Security building?!
$1 people.
14. Any Breaking Bad fans in your family? You can buy Hank Schrader’s house!
Or at least something that looks like it.
$120K is a steal!
16. Do you know what will go great with that fire truck? A giant “pile of fire extinguishers.”
No, but, like, what?
17. Do you have a family member who loves jury duty? Get them their own jury chair!
Who says $5 can’t buy you happiness?
A bit overpriced.
19. Or if a BlackBerry just isn’t outdated enough for you…
$10!
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