The staff are gonna think twe're insane with the eems.

Tragically this sorrowful existence ceases as 'twere as no mortal being can inevitable death deter and though I last greeted her as see you tomorrow, oblivious was I of imminent impending sorrow.

'Twere unfathomable how creation began for men listen only to what they wish to hear, sanctifying seemingly unsacred sacristan, making a castle out of a mole's abode mere.

Resist succumbing to disdain, don't fret about walking as should've flown, enjoy all courses, not just main & share with others as though 'twere your own.