the best response to any question. can be used on numerous occasions including insulting someone, an answer to a question you dont know the answer for, just for the hell of it or in concjuntion with a sentence. NB: it is important to find out about the status of the other person mother i.e. if something upsetting happened to her etc so no true insult is caused. P.S. the only people who WILL get really insulted then are silly or stupid and dont understand it is a joke and think you are really out to insult their family...
Percy: S'cuse me you've got something on your face.
Pat: Your mum's got something on her face.
Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with.
Pat: I'm going with your mum.
Percy: stop saying your mum!
Pat: your mum
Percy: your face!
Pat: *silence*
Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh!
Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me?
Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum!
Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4?
Percy: Your mum?
Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)
1)A stereotype created by blacks to be used for other blacks who are "black on the outside, white on the inside". Black being their skin color, and white meaning to display characteristics of a "white" person, therefore "betraying their black roots".
These characteristics being (but not limited to), raised in an environment that's NOT the projects, speaking proper english/very limited use of slang, having an eclectic taste in music, having a diverse group of friends, being well-educated, being legitimately employed, not abusing the welfare system, being well-mannered and civilized, saves money for college instead of bling and cheap grills, and wearing nice clothes that are not Roca Wear, Sean Jean, Baby Phat and so on.
Most blacks confuse the "oreo" stereotype to being "bourgie", which is a very rude, stuck-up black, who thinks they are more "high-class" than they really are.
This stereotype is stupid, and apparently stems from the fear most nigg3rs have of success. Blacks believe that unless you are a talentless rapper, a professional athlete, or "gangsta", it is impossible to be successful without being an "oreo".
2) A painful word of irony that causes Spike Lee anguish, and historical black figures to turn over in their graves.
(PS) I'm black.
1) a: "I'm black. Even though I live in the projects, I maintain an A average, and speak properly. I have a few white friends, I don't really like watermelon or acting like an animal, and I prefer Gwen Stefani over Crime Mob. Apparently, this makes me an 'oreo' among my people."
b: The Characters Tom & Jazmine DuBois from the show "The Boondocks."
2) Our leaders suffered such great trials so we could get ahead in life. But even hundreds of years later, with the NAACP, the United Negro College Fund, the equal-opportunity employment act, and the affirmative action policy available to us, we still haven't made any progress. Successful black people are called "oreos".
What might at first sound like a
compliment but could/should really be taken as an
insult when considered in its entirety.
The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.
Verb. Slang word that came from, and therefore shares the same definition as "to disrepect".
To lack respect.
Stop dissin' me or I'll kick your ass!
A word to use when you're insulting someone. Like a "burn" or a "blast". An
insult. A dig isn't usually meant seriously. It's normally used in a joking manner with a hint of truth. :)
"Nice dig. OUCH!" or "She got her little digs in"
to talk down, insult or straightout downgrade another persons capacity to live or perform an activity. commonly used on sporting fields, school yard bust ups, or between friends.
blacktown boy to hills opposition chirp: mate might aswell march your mother on the field, she would have a better chance of scoring
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."
Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."
Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
Slang. When a person is insulted or dissed it means they have been parred.
Richard: What time is it?
John: Time to fuck your mum.
Kenny: Eeey blud dat's a par!
Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass
"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"
The art of replying to an
insult with a witty word, statement or sentence.
Well at least I don't fuckarse!
