Condom maker breaks down penis size by state, city

If the Wild West is the home of manly men, you wouldn't know it by the penis size study just released by Condomania. Men in Utah and Wyoming apparently caught the short end of the stick. In contrast, residents of New Hampshire, Oregon and New York must be bursting with pride at finishing at the top of this list.



Condomania began marketing TheyFit condoms six years ago, a set of 76 varied sizes to provide a perfect fit. The data pool for this study has swelled to more than 27,000 men, enough to draw some tentative conclusions. The tumescent curve runs from 3" to 10", falling into a Bell normal curve with half between 5" and 6". This conforms with previous studies, including the Kinsey Report.

Broken down by city, the list of the most well-endowed citizens is topped by:

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

How about your state? Here are the results, again, in descending order
    50 States Ordered by Penis Size
  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming

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Roy

MY LADY IS FROM BRAZIL SHE SAYS THAT I AM VERY SUFFICIENT.YOU NEED TO BRING THE BRA PEOPLE HERE.LOL ROY

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rankincap

Wonder if this will boost tourism in NewOleans or run people off???

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Jack Chandelier

Are the rankings based just on how many of their condoms sell overall or relative to other sizes? For all we know they just sell the most in New Orleans (possibly because of the high STD rate there). I am in Seattle and have never even heard of this brand, much less seen it in stores. So are we ranked only low because we don't buy this particular brand of condoms?

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C.J. Sikorski

Is that why New Orleans is called The Big Easy?

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C Wren Junior

So here in Louisiana we place first in both this study and the Highest STD per Capita... go figure! Seems as though the proper use of a condom is not practiced in the State or is highly disregarded.

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Mely Ruiz

Sooo here in nola (new orleans) we got a bunch of obese, homicidal men with the largest penises :D so proud we could make #1 on a another list :D

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Mal BulletproofAngel

What I wanna know is, on the list of cities, what Portland do they mean? Theres more than one! The on in TN, CT, OR, or ME?

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Jean Marie Greene

Are we referring to length and not girth? Just how is penis size measured?

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Ed Argorter

It can't come as a surprise to anyone that so many of the biggest pricks end up in Washington, D.C.

Yesterday at 12:35 AM Report abuse +7 rate up rate down Reply
ncgarcia77

Nice to know but a lot of the well endowed have some high egos. Not always good in some cases. Ladies I'm quite sure you know what I mean. ;-)

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