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  • Apr 26, 2013

How is it even possible to make a bad dinosaur game? Well, guns without animations and disappearing Tyrannosaurus rexes are a good start.

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41 comments
snova9308
snova9308

it looks so bad it looks fun

jflkdjs
jflkdjs

"Let us never speak of this again" haha that was funny :)

jflkdjs
jflkdjs

WOW! I never thought that in this day and age there would be games that awful, just wow!

Saketume
Saketume like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

I think this game has actually gotten worse since the last time I saw it.

The microtransactions surprised me. That's a whole new level of shameless. Does it work though? Do people pay?

I really need to learn to program. If a horribad game like this can make money I'm sure I could get rich with one of my ideas.

I still can't believe this game exists today.. it looks like some 1995 failure.

Oh and I love the spacejesus2000 name.

Here's a picture of my childhood hero spacejesus3000 (aka Ulysses 31)

http://i.imgur.com/1x4nfNZ.jpg


Tristan2668
Tristan2668

Why do I have the feeling this was actually made by the people responsible for War Z under a different company name?

Tristan2668
Tristan2668

Go watch Total Biscuits WTF is... ORION: Dino horde on youtube for more gameplay

tim1935
tim1935

I was hoping the dinos would win.

pal_080
pal_080

I'm not such a fan of Horde style games/modes, but a dinosaur horde!?  I'm there!

Too bad this game looks incredibly janky.

deliman
deliman like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Too bad about all the bugs and lag.  Looks like it could be an awesome game if they just sunk a little more time and resources into it.

proletaryus
proletaryus

There are many good ideas here, It is a shame didn't have the budget to evolve.

vongroove
vongroove

Do UT3 you have to do that game!

Dirk_McHardpeck
Dirk_McHardpeck like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

This makes me sad. A game about shootig the hell outta dinosaurs that we always wanted in such a horrible, horrible package. :(

And what's wrong with running over animals with vehicles?? Works great in Far Cry 3 :)

Iffy350
Iffy350

They copied a lot of their models from primal carnage.

Crystal_McGhee
Crystal_McGhee

Wow and to think I was about to buy this game today...

Iffy350
Iffy350 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Is that blood gulch?

brxricano
brxricano

Well Danny, you made it without jumping out the window. A toast to you. Cheers.

taztan
taztan

this is actually shit

MikeFeeney431
MikeFeeney431 like.author.displayName 1 Like

*finally stops playing street sweeping simulator*

Orion eh?


Mutante_666
Mutante_666

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa danny U should always play crappy games, this is the best episode ever!

Adavanter
Adavanter like.author.displayName 1 Like

I secretly wanted this to be awesome...

TerminalError
TerminalError

'Well, That is one big pile of S***'

All i had running through my head whilst watching that...

Warlord_Irochi
Warlord_Irochi like.author.displayName 1 Like

"It's challenging because it's tedious"

No joking: the most game-destroying line I have read today lol

pongley
pongley like.author.displayName 1 Like

They should make ORION: Pigeon Beatdown.

norman69
norman69 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Fact: the guns don't shoot bullets because your guy is just shouting 'BANG!' at the top of his voice instead. 

Korvus85
Korvus85 like.author.displayName 1 Like

I heard you can one-hit all the dinos if you're driving a truck from Big Rigs...

Also, priorities...the guns might not have a shooting animation but there's a reload animation...


Keep up the good work Danny! (I think you actually managed to name 2 dinosaurs correctly there! :P)

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