"You can go get [my new album] if you want. If not, it's whatever."

"I thought ['Django'] was brilliant. Just not for me."

"I just need a little break from myself."

"In real life, I don't think women end up with [Mr. Big]."

"He's the closest to Carson that I've seen of this generation."

"My dresses are like a work of art inside ... I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob."

"[It's] not in the bag yet, but I think it's happening."

"I was really intoxicated."

"I hate disappointing people that never ever let me down."

"Why are people still snail mailing fan letters?"

"It's getting to a point where I can kind of only blame it on myself."

"The person you see today is not the one from yesterday."