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Neil Steinberg biography

Neil Steinberg began writing for the Chicago Sun-Times in 1984, and joined the staff in 1987 as a feature writer.

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STEINBERG: ‘Happy birthday to you, income tax!’

The federal income tax is exactly 100 years old. In a society gone mad for anniversaries, where every cookie and cracker sees its demi-sesquicentennial ballyhooed in the news, it seems odd that the big dates leading up to such an important and much debated aspect of American life are being overlooked.

Bloomingdale Trail to be Chicago gem

The good news is that the City of Chicago has not only discovered 13 acres of new park, but found it in the green-space deprived near northwest side of the city. Unused land, just sitting there, hiding in plain sight, year after year, waiting for somebody to notice it. The ... well, not quite bad news, but the challenge has been that the property for the new park is long and thin. Very long and thin.

Egg salad (eww) delicious for many

I don’t like egg salad. That’s it, end of column. Thank you very much for reading, please exit to your left and enjoy your visit with the other fine features in today’s Chicago Sun-Times. Still, here? Oh all right then. We are bound by the …

Steinberg: Reviewing movies was the least of it

In the end, the movies weren’t the important part. Oh, being a film critic certainly made Roger Ebert a rich, famous, influential man. But — and as with all good surprise endings, I didn’t see this coming — when his loved ones, his friends, colleagues, …

Book of Mormon: fun and important

Sure, musicals are fun, for a night on the town. But do they mean anything? Are they important? Usually they’re just entertainment — think “Wicked.” But sometimes they matter. It’s hard to imagine we’d be having this debate now about gay marriage, for instance, if …

‘Repent Gay People to God, be saved’

‘To Mr. Steinberg,” writes reader Robert Zuback. “Once again the Sun-Times intervenes when they shouldn’t. They should remain neutral on the Gay Marriage issue. But the media like yourselves wants to go against the Catholic Church and its Bishops, who oppose Gay Marriage.” Sometimes you …

Mass shootings not a big problem

Mass school shootings are not a big problem in the United States. In fact, mass shootings, period, are not a big problem in the U.S., at least not in the sense that cancer is a problem or heart disease is a problem or accidents are …

We’re all rooting for Roger Ebert as he fights cancer

NEIL STEINBERG: “My newspaper job,” Roger Ebert once said, “is my identity.” So naturally word that Ebert, the most famous and influential movie critic in the world, is stepping back from that beloved newspaper job is a thunderclap. The cancer he has been fighting since 2002 has returned and he has to dial back his workload to fight it.

Emanuel’s fire fest could spark new tradition

All civic celebrations sound strange when stripped of their cliche descriptions and standard holiday trappings. Do Chicagoans festoon themselves in green and prance in the street to greet the spring? Yes, and call it St. Patrick’s Day. Do we disguise our children in masks and send them out every autumn to beg for sweets from neighbors? Yes, we call it Halloween. Yet propose some new festival, and strangeness is the first thing we see. Thus the head-scratching that greeted Rahm Emanuel’s new “Great Chicago Fire Festival,” set to light up the river in 2014.

No disappointment in baseball

The weather, warm, or warmer anyway. The bulbs, planted with such care last autumn, like laying mines, push their pointed green tips through the dirt. At last. And Opening Day 2013 is Monday — April Fool’s Day, appropriately enough for die-hard Chicago fans, gazing forlornly …

Paris, love and a captivating blog

Every moment, the Internet dangles the entire world — or an electronic simulacrum of the entire world — under our noses. But, as with the actual world, we do not want the whole thing — who has the time? We just want a bit, a …

Ready to run the Antarctic Marathon

Earlier this week, while you and I were shuffling through our daily routines, Brendan Cournane was running through the streets of Buenos Aires — temperature in the 70s, though humid and the pavement more broken up than in Chicago. On Tuesday, while we sighed over …

Steinberg: Coming out of the closet worked

So why now? With so many issues facing our country, what puts gay marriage on the forefront of the American political debate at this particular moment? Yes, the Supreme Court began hearing oral arguments Tuesday on California’s Proposition 8 ban against gay marriage, and Wednesday …

Beavers proud of his code of silence

NEIL STEINBERG: How can we expect gangbangers or their terrorized neighbors to help the police when our own elected officials are proud of their refusing to assist the authorities, and we are so numb to it we don’t even notice?

Steinberg: Are your dogs ready for Passover?

“So is Kitty keeping Passover?” Spoken by my 15-year-old, one of those wise-ass teen questions that pour out of kids’ mouths at that age. He had been asking about our family Passover plans, cringing at the thought of matzo sandwiches. Yes, I said, at Passover …

What’s next — the Nixon Monument?

I was born in the waning days of the Eisenhower administration. Which means I have no living memory of the Ike era. But I feel as if history has imbued me with the general, accepted view of our 34th president. A lifelong military man who, …

Don’t be frightened, it’s just a book

Can children be hurt by books? I’m not talking about the lifelong lower back problems, herniated discs and such, that no doubt will come from dragging around those text-crammed 35-pound backpacks. I mean in the sense behind every book-banning controversy, such as the still-smoldering brush fire set off when the Chicago Public Schools booted Marjane Satrapi’s “Persepolis” off its seventh-grade curriculum. Could reading a certain book hurt a child?