Ever one to seize a seasonal opportunity, EA is giving away a couple of Dead Space 3 download codes to celebrate Valentine's Day - that holiest of days, when couples renew their affection for one another by blasting hideous outer space monsters square in the joints with obscenely dangerous engineering implements. Or, if you're the less demonstrative type, by scavenging for weapon components together. It's a metaphor, silly. Those weapon components stand for LOVE.
Fancy being a part of it? Simply leave a comment telling us what you'd expect to read on a Dead Space 3 Valentine's Day card - EA has helpfully supplied a couple of examples. We'll choose a winner at 5pm today.
Tau Volantis Survival Kit (bundle of Marauder, Sharpshooter, Tundra, and Bot Accelerator)
Marauder suit pack
Sharpshooter suit pack
Tundra suit pack
Bot Accelerator
Bot Capacity
Bot Personality
Update: The winners have been chosen and contacted. Thanks all for participating.
29 comments so far...
Jowwdown on 14 Feb '13 said:
Carver is red,
Issac is blue,
Come get me Necromorphs,
And say hello to my BOOTS!
Good luck to everyone who enters!
Jordan Tough on 14 Feb '13 said:
I LOVE Dead Space
golliwoza on 14 Feb '13 said:
Marker me your Valentine.
God that was an awful one.
TommyJH4 on 14 Feb '13 said:
Make Us Whole.... On Valentines day.
StrangeRacoon on 14 Feb '13 said:
Isaac prepare to die - Love necromorphs
StrangeRacoon on 14 Feb '13 said:
Have a dismembering valentines day - Love Necromorth
FishyGinger on 14 Feb '13 said:
Oh dear....
CunningSmile on 14 Feb '13 said:
Nicole -
You made me the man I am today...F***ing insane
- Isaac
SidTheSloth on 14 Feb '13 said:
Dearest Isaac,
You've heard of course that roses are red,
and obviously no doubt that violets are blue?
You may ask of course what's this to you?
It's valentines of course so here's what you must do...
Run back to that door where death us did near,
And take on those Necros, forgetting all fear!
What's that? Don't cry, i know it's too small,
a gun that little, it'll be no use at all...
but wait my dear, no matter, rejoice,
I hear a new rifle's available - only 1200 points!
All my love, Frank xxx
GamerTag Jim60 on 14 Feb '13 said:
Valentines day is a little bit gay but I wrote this for you just to say,
without being pushy, I'll avoid being mushy, there's a game we could play by EA.
Nothing could be more romantic, I'm not being pedantic, whip out your plasma cutter see.
I'll make a nice cup of tea, but try not to wee when we're playing some Dead Space 3.
It gets pretty gory and there's even a story to keep us entertained all day.
Just trust in your man, you'll become a fan, Dead Space 3 is the valentines way.
RetroDad on 14 Feb '13 said:
To my love Nicole..
You appear in my head the weakest part,
I'm plasma cutting my way to your heart,
I lost you on the Ishimura,
Want you to know that I still adore ya,
To make us whole and interlace,
I'll converge with you and create dead space...
Yours and pressing x rapidly always,
Isaac.
Scotacon on 14 Feb '13 said:
The blood stained floors are red,
Kinetic Locks are blue,
Whatever lies beyond the door,
It only wants you...
Love Issac xx
paulmackLXG on 14 Feb '13 said:
Roses are red,
Blood is red,
Necromorphs are dead,
Eat my buzz saw.
Issac.
TommyJH4 on 14 Feb '13 said:
The only religion for me is YOUnitology. (This card is better with kinect sensor)
fracturedrich on 14 Feb '13 said:
Roses are red my line gun to open your legs and let me use my electrified ripper blade on you.
FishyGinger on 14 Feb '13 said:
I hope you're all ashamed of yourselves, especially the ones that can't spell Isaac.
Except Sid, that was pretty good.
battfink83 on 14 Feb '13 said:
necromorphs blood is red.
an electrified line gun round is blue.
multipile dismemberment is sweet.
dafuq is this goo?
lol
Scotacon on 14 Feb '13 said:
RAAAAAAAAGGRH,
RAHH SCREEEAHH,
ARGGH RAGGH,
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRGH!
A necromorph's valentine card
scotty on 14 Feb '13 said:
Your blood is so red
Your guts will become goo
I am so in your head
The Marker is going to get youuuuuuuuuuu
Oooer,
The Marker
rocket rankin on 14 Feb '13 said:
Happy Valentines Day to the one i love most. Can"t wait to rip you limb from limb tonight
battfink83 on 14 Feb '13 said:
oooh shexy.....
RetroDad on 14 Feb '13 said:
#Winning! I'll consider myself an ashamed winner then if it makes you feel happier?
fracturedrich on 14 Feb '13 said:
who won?
RetroDad on 14 Feb '13 said:
I don't know if anyone else did, but I've got seven dlc codes to a game I don't own yet in my inbox.
fracturedrich on 14 Feb '13 said:
it was the pressing x rapid that was deal braker for me.
RetroDad on 14 Feb '13 said:
PonderingWalrus on 14 Feb '13 said:
Cutest thing I have heard all day.
paulmackLXG on 15 Feb '13 said:
My girlfriend didn't appreciate the sentiment
RetroDad on 16 Feb '13 said:
You made it a night to dismember then.
(Sorry.)