Video Review - Aliens: Colonial Marines

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  • Feb 12, 2013

Kevin VanOrd makes aliens cry in this review for Aliens: Colonial Marines.

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badman11226
badman11226

I knew this game was going to suck, It been years since there was a good alien game.  They have flopping for the past nearly 2 decades.  The last good alien i think i played was on the Playstation 1.  I think it was Alien Trilogy for the ps1


shantd
shantd

Wow...this definitely affects my opinion of Gearbox. After Borderlands I & II, Gearbox had almost earned the kind of reputation with me where I would trust anything developed by them. This situation proves that we should never give developers "cult status". I don't care who the developer is: unless his name is Kojima, always wait for the reviews people!

outlabin33
outlabin33

Such a shame and a waste of peeps time.....

Its time for the big corps like sega & capcom to f@@koff or get there act together and let the independents with funding from kickstarter and other sources do there magic with real games with great feel for real peeps who just want good games to play ...



kljhkll
kljhkll

this game has suffered the same exact fate has resident evil 6. now that's fucking hilarious XD 

CronicReaper205
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I'm a fan of the franchise, but I'm not a fan of Sega for messing up another great game. Like Alien vs Predator (2010) there were so many flaws that it just broke the game for me. They should really put the guys in charge of the franchise that made Alien vs Predator 2 (I think that was Monolith Productions). That would be an amazing game. Sega, Sega, Sega... just stop making these games and hand over the rights to somebody else.

kljhkll
kljhkll

@CronicReaper205 I complete agree with you alien vs Predator 2 was a fucking master piece. and one of my favorite shooters 

and Sage..... just make total war games. that's the only type of game you DONT fuck up.

07wintert
07wintert

Kevin VanOrd is to strict and bias a mean a 4.5 its a 7.0 at least and i wouldn't give it much more as there are some plot issues if you are fan of the series. but also the point of the game is that you will be shooting aliens and some yutani soldiers so there is no other way of doing that. 

so if your a fan of Aliens then you will like it there is certainly nothing boring about this game. if you want to destroy the alien franchise so another game will not ever be made then reviews like this will do it.  

GabrielOnuris
GabrielOnuris like.author.displayName 1 Like

I think gamers and reviewers need to relearn how to play video games and have fun doing that. For instance, why should a boring and linear corridor shooter like Call of Duty get good reviews while any other shooter which tries the same formula shouldn't? Think about it.

latingold2005
latingold2005

It's a shame that this came ended up lile this. I wanted it to be good; at E3 it looked so good. I guess it's just big business trying to win us over.

EXODYS
EXODYS

Sucks. I looked forward to this title, especially since the previous entry to the Aliens franchise in 2010 was such a bust. Didn't buy that one, and won't buy this one either. The good ol' Aliens versus Predator 2 (some 10 years ago) is still my favourite.

WarSpartian
WarSpartian

This game doesn't look that bad... I haven't played it (obviously) but it doesn't look bad... Then again I had no expectations for it ahha

Mcleody9
Mcleody9

Yes, this was pretty sub-standard from what we were wanting, but this isnt exactly the worst shooter around you guys - Too many people out there are moaning about the "Lack of suspense" but to be honest you already know exactly who/what weyland and the xenos are - so why are people not happy just to jump in and fill a xenos head in with a pulse rounds - yummm - Guess this just brings up the whole horror-genre debate thats been kciking about since dead space 3 - theres nothing scary if you know what to expect

On the graphics side i had no problems with screen tearing, poor framerates, texture popping, and i completely disagree with the term "dated visuals".

Just enoying the game folks, crank up the difficulty to "Ultimate Badass" unless eyr a whimp and let rip into some xeno skulls - Dont let "CoD Supremacy" ruin what you should expect from a just-for-fun shooter these days

TheGreatPhoenix
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@Mcleody9 Your comment oozes so much ignorance, there should be a warning sign hanging around your mouth and fingers

wgerardi
wgerardi like.author.displayName 1 Like

Stole this game off the interwebs. Wow, what a complete piece of shit. I feel really bad for people who paid $60, its practically unplayable. 

...and Kevin, RE6 scoring the same rating is bullshit, dude. However, I think you know this, otherwise I would have a really hard time respecting you as a video game critic (even though your history is otherwise stellar).

SpazldNinjaDude
SpazldNinjaDude

@wgerardi It's unplayable? What world do you live in? The game works fine. Some visual glitches but not much else.

nanno111
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So its COD just without COD in the name. And if it did have call of duty in the name it would have of gotten at LEAST 8.5.......

Hrm not bias at all...

saber310
saber310

lol as expected, reason why i did not buy it for $80 steam.The only good one was the Avp2, 

Vari3ty
Vari3ty

I didn't expect much from this but wow, this game is complete garbage. 

soapandbubbles
soapandbubbles like.author.displayName 1 Like

One of the poorest reviews i've watched. Its like he is looking for flaws just to give it shit. Sure it's pretty mediocre, but if ya bitching about difficulty..play it on the hardest level. We all know games are much more accessible now/mainstream. BTW, his voice and slow scripted talk is down right annoying. 

64-bit
64-bit

sorry Gearbox i trust Kevin. 

Vitex2003
Vitex2003

no, surprise, bad idea, bad game...

foxrock66
foxrock66 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Wait, are people surprised by this? You didnt see this coming?

LtReviews
LtReviews

Single player is horrible.

Competitive play is awesome but... there's Natural Selection 2, which scratches the Marines vs Aliens itch MUCH better, and is half the price

KoRniTo
KoRniTo

Not surprised at all, after what GEARBOX did with Duke Nukem Forever.

Just go back to Borderlands 3 ASAP, please.

Garbage943
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@KoRniTo Gearbox simply picked up a near complete Duke Nukem and pushed it out the door, the initial design was not theirs.  That is the same situation with Aliens.  It's another game that was stuck in development hell for years and pushed from studio to studio. 

Arther-la-Blunt
Arther-la-Blunt

You could say the same thing about every shooter ever made.

philcelica
philcelica

Shame.... I had a feeling though

ageadi
ageadi

That's too bad, I was super excited about this one. This game looked so promising.

AshTrai
AshTrai

This game is abysmal. I can't get over just how bad the game looks and animates (on PC). It would have looked rubbish 6+ years ago!

So much missed opportunity just in regards to the things they could have done with this game.

If you want a good (and deep) marines vs aliens game then go check out Natural Selection 2 and leave this steaming turd in the gutter where it belongs. 

ZachBobBob
ZachBobBob

Honestly not surprised in the slightest...looked poor from the trailers alone

plasticreality
plasticreality

Wow, that's depressing.  When the game was first announced I was pretty excited, as like many people I love the first two Alien films.  Once more details came out, I started to lose interest.  Now my worst fears have been confirmed.

Why is it so difficult to license such a great franchise to a competent developer?  Before this we get Rebellion, who in fairness at least made a good Aliens game a decade ago.  After Duke Nukem and Aliens: Colonial Marines, it going to be hard to trust Gearbox anymore.  Sure Borderlands can be fun, but even that is sorely lacking in terms of story and character development (I have no motivation to finish the second one).  And that's the best thing they got.

Sad thing is people will still probably buy this.  Thanks masses, for encouraging substandard game development.

Lei_11
Lei_11

lol people like the pulse rifle sound?.. that pulse rifle sound is actually part of the problem!  :P Those guns lack power in every single way. Maybe if they had added more impact-sparks on the floors and walls it would have seemed more powerful. I won't ask for any recoil, since the movies didn't have any either. Really.. staying true to the movies was a bad decision on several fronts.

TheWormRodman
TheWormRodman

@Lei_11 Dude! I like the sound of the pulse rifle. Its different from any other movie and game. Yes the game does give up a foul smell, and I'm not about to buy it for the sake of the gun sound. But I do enjoy the sound of the gun fire

quantumtheo
quantumtheo

Boy, another wastes of time and talent and a good IP...  So is there going to be an ungodly amount of DLC for this one too?  I love Borderlands 2.... but there  is way too much DLC and they never put it on sale.

hardvectorman
hardvectorman

I have not pick it up yet and boy am i glad.

kkee
kkee

Thanks god I didn't pre-order this. What a waste of a great license.

sevendiamantes
sevendiamantes

How much you get if you trade in this game on day one. 5 bucks. Ha, ha, ha.

s_h_a_d_o
s_h_a_d_o like.author.displayName 1 Like

In space, no one can hear you yawn.

GarGx1
GarGx1

Hoped for better but not in the least surprised at this being a turkey

sevendiamantes
sevendiamantes

This review makes Dead Space 3 look like a huge success. Let me go see Eurogamer.

nameaprice
nameaprice

@sevendiamantes  just finished DS3, i thought it was almost as good as DS2, certainly not DS1 the story sucked and it was way more action oriented, but still fun. plus i downloaded it so what do i care :P

McGuirex3
McGuirex3 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Att: Chicks & Dicks , really?!!! Give me a break theres no doubt non stop (F)-bombs in this game as well I guess!

firehawk998
firehawk998

Best way to explain the SP portion COD campaign in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAOWAce
DAOWAce

This game a massive letdown and the first big failure of 2013.

I can't believe my friends and I waited 3 years for it.

*sigh*

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