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A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

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Come in, class. Sit down. And for God's sake, behave. I know the last Fable class ended badly, and there have been rumours going around that I'm just going to draw a horses's arse on the blackboard and make you stare at it all afternoon, but that's not why we're here. Yes, Browne? Yes, it would be fair to say that Kinect hasn't yet become a synonym for precision and responsiveness. That's an unusually diplomatic way of putting it, well done.

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A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby CunningSmile » 27 Sep 12 9:10 am

Come on Log you can be honest with us, have you been drinking the Cool Aid with Edwin? Is Ed holding one of your loved one's hostage? Have Lionhead sent you a big truck full of gold coins to spend in a strangely empty economy where every shop only sells one item?

We want the truth!
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby OXM Log » 27 Sep 12 9:12 am

CunningSmile wrote:Jeez Log have you been drinking the Cool Aid with Edwin?


There's only so many ways you can say LOOK IT'S BETTER THAN YOU THINK PLEASE GOD BELIEVE ME
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby CunningSmile » 27 Sep 12 9:13 am

OXM Log wrote:
CunningSmile wrote:Jeez Log have you been drinking the Cool Aid with Edwin?


There's only so many ways you can say LOOK IT'S BETTER THAN YOU THINK PLEASE GOD BELIEVE ME


OK, just because you used capitals I'll try the demo.
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby FishyGinger » 27 Sep 12 9:49 am

I'll try it but I don't have kinect, my phone has a camera though, can I not just jam that in the disc drive?
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby OXM Log » 27 Sep 12 10:27 am

FishyGinger wrote:I'll try it but I don't have kinect, my phone has a camera though, can I not just jam that in the disc drive?


I think you can just shout what you're doing with your arms into a headset, but I'll have to check with MS
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby Plamsa wing » 27 Sep 12 10:59 am

OXM Log wrote:I think you can just shout what you're doing with your arms into a headset, but I'll have to check with MS


Oh god I can see it now.

"I'M MOVING MY ARMS VERY SLOWLY TO THE LEFT."
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby Spiderless » 27 Sep 12 11:31 am

Anyone who read that without listening to Charlene is seriously missing out, I envy Log's car journeys.

(Joke, its bloody awful, how the hell he survived is a mystery me.)
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby OXM Log » 27 Sep 12 3:22 pm

Spiderless wrote:Anyone who read that without listening to Charlene is seriously missing out, I envy Log's car journeys.

(Joke, its bloody awful, how the hell he survived is a mystery me.)



Other songs on that compilation tape include It Started With A Kiss and Young Girl.

It was a five hour drive. It's probably why I insisted on stopping at every service station
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby msbhvn » 27 Sep 12 4:23 pm

Spiderless wrote:Anyone who read that without listening to Charlene is seriously missing out, I envy Log's car journeys.

(Joke, its bloody awful, how the hell he survived is a mystery me.)


I love that song. Why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzwaW_SqtU

:lol:
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby OXM Log » 27 Sep 12 4:49 pm

msbhvn wrote:I love that song. Why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzwaW_SqtU

:lol:


That deserves a bigger <3 than my ASCII skills can manage
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby CunningSmile » 28 Sep 12 8:14 am

msbhvn wrote:
Spiderless wrote:Anyone who read that without listening to Charlene is seriously missing out, I envy Log's car journeys.

(Joke, its bloody awful, how the hell he survived is a mystery me.)


I love that song. Why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzwaW_SqtU

:lol:


I have actually been to Australia and climbed Kings Canyon in a taffeta ball gown in tribute to that film :shock: :lol:
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby michaelhill2110 » 28 Sep 12 7:41 pm

I've played the demo, I agree it IS great fun, it'll be even better when I have my big tv (I only have a 26" ATM) and once I get some money I shall be getting it and zapping Hobbs till Christmas (and saving the world from alliens)
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby Zinzan44 » 8 Nov 12 2:43 am

Honestly, this must have been the first review where you actually wish you didn't have to play the game due to it being so god awful...

On a serious note why does everyone think peter molyneux is this all knowing deity. The man is a pathological liar and other than black and white has consistently pumped out sub-par and at the best average games. Rumour/conspiracy says that the old man was pushed out of Lion head, Microsoft/internal dispute are said to be the cause, regardless ill be sure to steer clear of this "on rails restrictive Disney" experience.
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby CunningSmile » 8 Nov 12 9:52 am

Zinzan44 wrote:Honestly, this must have been the first review where you actually wish you didn't have to play the game due to it being so god awful...


Actually Ed and Log both enjoyed the game and argued very strongly to support it.
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Re: A class of its own: three hours with Fable: The Journey

Postby Spartan Edge » 26 Nov 12 5:12 pm

Only in OXM would you hear such praise for Fable-The Journey..lol
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