The Worst Video Game Science, Pt. 1: Physics
Think games are a little too unrealistic? You have no idea.
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1UP COVER STORY | WEEK OF OCTOBER 22 | 1UP'S SCIENCE WEEK
I don't care how much you hate math or detested your biology homework, science and video games go together like a pair of sodium and chlorine ions. Heck, the entire concept of video games sprang forth from the halls of academia more than half a century ago, back when the only people in the world who had access to computers at all used them either for advanced space program research or to calculate the probable trajectory of intercontinental missiles into the U.S.S.R.
And what kind of game did those scientists create with their room-filling punch-card mainframe computers? A football game? A platformer? A racer? Nope. They created a complex physics-based space shooter that featured an accurate astronomical model of the night sky and proper application of inertial motion in a vacuum. Gamers get upset when they're characterized as nerds, but damn, that's a pretty nerdy start!
But why fight it? What's wrong with being a nerd and loving science? Sure, it sucks during the locker-stuffing phase of life, but there's no shame in being smart. And there's no shame in recognizing the role science -- be it biology, astronomy, or most of all physics -- plays in the video games we love. The fact of the matter is that the more complex video games become, the more dependent they become on science. And the more of them you play, the more you learn about science. Even if you don't mean to.
Not that science as seen in video games is 100% accurate (or even close), but you can't play a 3D game without picking up a little bit of real-world book-learnin'. Most games take liberties with physics and other applied sciences, but even so they create their own internally consistent universes where everything operates according to a system. (Or multiple universes, in the case of something like Quantum Conundrum.) Even games that seem miles removed from lab coats and atomic charts owe a debt to science; if you've ever compensated for the decay of an arrow's trajectory in Skyrim, you've killed a monster with science (albeit most likely aided by a handful of decidedly non-scientific magical perks). And let's not forget the role that science-focused characters play in games, from Albert Wily to Hal Emmerich to Catherine Halsey. And, of course, that ultimate messianic übernerd, Gordon Freeman.
So kick back, pour yourself an Erlenmeyer flask of coffee (optimally brewed at exactly 93ºC), and join us as we pay tribute to the science behind video games -- or at least try to make sense of it when it defies reality as we know it. -- Jeremy Parish
MONDAY, OCTOBER 22
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