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Neil Steinberg biography
Neil Steinberg began writing for the Chicago Sun-Times in 1984, and joined the staff in 1987 as a feature writer.
He became a columnist in …
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Bill’s candidacy, David’s mustache
At a Misericordia fund-raising breakfast Tuesday, I was only half listening as the Rev. Jack Clair spoke of the organization’s devotion to helping people with development disabilities. Then he did something that caught my attention. Noting that Mayor Rahm Emanuel was sitting front and center he reached under the podium and withdrew a goblet of water. “Every time I see the mayor, he asks me the same question: ‘How is the water over there?’ ” said Clair, raising the glass. “A toast. Mr. Mayor, we spared no expense.” Kind of an edgy joke. In the 2011 budget, you may remember,
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Tech gizmos thwart the talkative
Walking in downtown Chicago, you pass thousands of people. Most you hardly notice, never mind remember. Odd aspects do sometimes stick in the mind. Strange fashions. One day, within five minutes, two women passed wearing the same Burberry-pattern rubber boots — a look I never …Read More
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We’d let them do laundry, but that’s it
It’s a shame we can’t keep these tortured paths of previous immigrant groups in mind when dealing with immigration issues today. Instead we treat each situation as a new problem that has lurched out of nowhere, flinging our hands in the air and obsessing over every detail, rather than seeing them in their proper light, as the latest chapter in a long and sad saga of history repeating itself, year after year, one baby step in a march of continents and centuries.
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Monopoly tokens born in Chicago
Publicity is more art than science. Yet, like science, it has its formulas. Start with spectacle — parade the circus elephants through downtown. If that doesn’t produce the desired result, mix in a spoonful of crisis — allow the elephants to “escape,” then watch the …
Hello, I’ll be your flu for today...
Being a workaholic (God, both a workaholic and an alcoholic — I should get some kind of prize) my first thought, when I suspected that the flu jamming emergency rooms and scything through offices is knocking on the side of my head, was to get …
Chief Keef digs weed, guns, sex and ... Northbrook?
A dozen years ago, I moved to Northbrook and wanted everyone to know. “My name is Neil Steinberg and I live in the suburbs...” the column began, “a confession of unblinking shame,” which asked readers “to imagine was spoken in a church basement, to a …
Just this once: the case for guns
The mainstream media gets blasted for ignoring the truth by those who think they have a monopoly on it. But should the media come knocking to hear their version of that truth, well, that’s no good either... With guns and ammo flying out of stores, …
Dear Cardinal George: Marriage is... (hint: it’s not just sex)
Sex is not the central defining element of marriage — that would be commitment a.k.a. staying together, often raising children, sometimes cleaning the house, paying bills, talking quietly at night, having a relationship recognized by society and law, a vessel solid enough to navigate the tempests and calms, storms and lassitudes of the years. Marriage is about love and responsibility.
Gun violence reverberates through nation in a year of mass killings
NEIL STEINBERG: At the stroke of midnight ushering in 2012, Michael Smith, was among the Chicagoans who fired a gun in to the air. According to police, when officers caught up to him he ran and at some point during the chase Smith raised his gun. Police shot him and Smith became the first Chicagoan to die by the bullet in 2012.
Will animal designs at Children’s Hospital help kids feel better?
Can you mend a child’s ailing heart with bamboo? Would a real fire truck cab help? At the Ann and Robert H. Lurie Children’s Hospital of Chicago, which opened in June, there’s a hidden world — from small details, tiny figures tucked inside box dioramas a foot off the floor, to huge displays, such as an enormous mother whale and her calf suspended from the 40-foot-tall entrance ceiling — all designed to distract, amuse, comfort and, just possibly, help heal sick children.
Another doomsday’s passed — now what?
The world did not end Friday. You don’t need me to tell you that. Just look around. Still here and looking good. OK, well, goodish then. Not bad. Of course, you never really worried about all that Mayan doomsday hooey. Did you? Because some people …Read More
“Book of Mormon” is good, dirty fun
“Is it okay to laugh?” asked a businessman pal of mine, saddled with perhaps more social conscience than is healthy, at intermission of the Chicago premiere of “The Book of Mormon” Wednesday. I told him what struck me as soon as I sat down in …Read More
Why gun ownership is like the lottery
The Westboro Baptist Church — they of the “God Hates Fags” signs fame — announced it plans to slink to Connecticut to celebrate the funerals of the children slain last Friday in Newtown — more divine punishment, in their warped perspective, for a nation that …
Gun control starts in your own house
Enough, people are saying, again, this time in the wake of Friday’s horrific school massacre in Connecticut. We have to DO something. Well yes, doing something would be nice. Though you have to pause a moment first to contemplate a belief system that requires 20 dead children before it snaps to attention. Give credit to advocates of gun rights. They know what they believe. They believed it Thursday. They believe it today.
Steinberg: Latest massacre pierces our armor
We all have armor that we craft throughout our lives to protect ourselves from the awful things the world serves up with such tragic frequency. When we are young, that armor is thin, and we extend our sympathies to stuffed penguins and goldfish, to missing …
Can you top being the Pigeon Guy?
If you asked me to start naming current Chicago aldermen off the top of my head, I wouldn’t get far — there’s Ed Burke, of course, radiating power and wealth, the iron fist in the starched shirt. There’s Joe Moore, Burke’s polar opposite, all affable …
Plenty of guards, but no inmates at Downstate juvenile prison
NEIL STEINBERG: Every weekday morning, three dozen guards, teachers, supervisors and counselors gather at the Illinois Youth Center/Murphysboro. When the prison was constructed in 1997, it had a capacity of 100 teens, later expanded to 156. Its population today, like every day since mid-July, is zero. Only those paid to tend the non-existent prisoners come here anymore.
Sitting unused, Southern Illinois youth prison also on Quinn’s chopping block
MURPHYSBORO, Ill.— Every weekday morning, three dozen guards, teachers, supervisors and counselors — the preferred term is “juvenile justice specialists” — gather here at the blandly named Illinois Youth Center/Murphysboro, the second newest of eight prisons the state runs for criminals under the age of …
Hanukkah ain’t about latkes & dreidels
Well, it’s Hanukkah, again. A swell holiday, I suppose, if you’re Jewish, and you’re 10. Presents, potato pancakes and ... well, that’s about it. Being an adult, with near-adult children, Hanukkah loses much of its oomph. Dreadful monotonic music, tedious traditions — I mean, have you ever actually played dreidel? I have; it’s about as fun as flipping a coin.
Supreme Court is late to the party
To see how fast the world changes, all you have to do is try to get some film developed, or visit a bookstore. Not so long ago, every drugstore would develop your film. And there were lots of bookstores. No more — things change, sometimes …