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Is BioShock Infinite the worst box of all time?

There are few boxes as anticipated as BioShock Infinite, the long awaited box to prequels BioShock Limited Edition and BioShock for the PlayStation 3. Irrational Games, known as 2K Boston during BioShock's release, made waves...   more

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Wii U is blatantly better than PS3 and Xbox 360 COMBINED

The Wii U has had a chance to settle in North America, and just recently hit shelves in Europe. The question on everybody's lips is, of course -- is the Wii U the best home console in the world, and should I throw away every ...   more

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How Xbox Live is blatantly better than PSN, animated

Thomas Truong, the man responsible for the excellent New Adventures of Podtoid, has been working on another project, and it's quite glorious. He's gone and taken a section of an old article I wrote, How Xbox Live is Blatantl...   more

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Review: Halo 4: King of the Hill Fueled by Mountain Dew

I'll admit to not being the world's biggest Halo fan, so it took me by surprise to find out that Microsoft had changed Halo 4's name since I last saw it at E3, deciding instead to call it Halo 4: King of the Hill Powered by M...   more

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Games journalism came: Polydong.com

You'll know that you've made it when Destructoid makes a dick joke about you. By now, you've surely heard of Polygon, the new gaming portal by the people that ruined Engadget. Congratulations to Chris, Brian, and the whole cr...   more

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The Wii is blatantly better than Barack Obama

This year, two reigning incumbents are looking to win themselves a second term of power. I am, of course, talking about president-elect of the United States, Barack Obama, and president-man of the eighth console gen...   more

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DmC's new Dante is blatantly better than old Dante

Ninja Theory's redesign of Dante in DmC: Devil May Cry is easily one of the most controversial overhauls in gaming history. Lengthy arguments have been made, explicitly detailing why the new Dante is such a bad character, and...   more

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What we want in Mirror's Edge 2

Electronic Arts has repeatedly assured fans that Mirror's Edge as a series will not die, that one day we'll get the sequel of our dreams. Nevertheless, folks remain skeptical that we'll ever see Mirror's Edge 2. The original ...   more

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How Xbox Live is blatantly better than PSN

Since medieval times, humanity has debated, argued, and sometimes even fought over the eternal question -- which company is better, Sony or Microsoft? Angry diatribes have been written and blood has been spilled, but neither ...   more

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Bring back Project H.A.M.M.E.R.

Project H.A.M.M.E.R. was one of those early announced Wii games that never really went anywhere and quietly disappeared. Alongside Sadness, it was the sort of title that stood out from the minigames and gimmicky PS2 ports. Un...   more

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The shameless woman's guide to surviving E3

When talking about sexism in the games industry, emotions can run so high that speaking your mind while still respecting the perspective of your peers can be an exhausting balance. Sometimes you just want to start eating fist...   more

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Diablo III is blatantly better than Torchlight II

Diablo III launched a few scant months ago, but its PR snafus and controversial business decisions have soured a fair few players. Meanwhile, Runic Games has sat back and capitalized, as jilted dungeon crawlers look toward To...   more

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E3: Threediots is the killer app the 3DS has been needing

The absolute highlight of yesterday's special E3 3DS press conference was, undoubtedly, the unveiling of Threediots, a new 3D pulp comedy show that will air on the handheld's Nintendo Video channel. As you can see, it is lit...   more

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Jimquisition Extra: Virgillio Armarndio's Art Hole

In this bonus episode of Jimquisition, we share rare footage from an obscure, aborted television show, Virgillio Armarndio's Art Hole. Dubbed the most emotionally engaging videogame journalist in the solar system, Virgillio ...   more

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Jimquisition: Mass Effect 3: A Gay Erotic Love Story

Let it not be said that I can't get mileage out of a concept. My Mass Effect 3 gay love story went over really well when it was posted on Destructoid last week, so I did a sultry reading of it on this week's Jimquisition for...   more

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Mass Effect 3: An Erotic Gay Love Story

The Mass Effect fan seductively slid his disc into the tray, the warm humming of his computer implying an eagerness to receive. With hands almost trembling in anticipation, he booted up Origin, greeted with the familiar pop-u...   more

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The 3DS Ambassador Certificate

Nintendo is giving early adopters twenty free videogames from its dusty old vaults, and that's fine, but those hoping for something fresher and/or worth more than a collective five bucks were left disappointed ... until now!&...   more

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Edge's Let's Tap : A disservice to gamers

Look, we're not here to say which reviews are right or wrong, and we're not saying that opinions aren't important, but Edge's review of Let's Tap is wrong and the opinions are completely unimportant. With this in mind, we def...   more

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Is Too Human our next-gen Daikatana?

Too Human, judging by the six page glossy "feature" and cover story in a recent EGM (we're guessing that set them back at least $100k, and boy what a psychological fish tale it was!), is supposed to be the next...   more


Geek on Stun: The best TGS wrap-up

I love Geek on Stun. I have for some time, so whenever they get around to posting something new (which is too far and few in between), I make sure to read every honest insight they provide. Their latest entry concerns the a...   more


Viva Pinata is coming!!! You're Invited!!!

Via GayGamer. As if Viva Pinata didn't look flamboyant enough, you now get to see them talking in their full orgy of glory. The 360 game looks like it could be a sweet Pokemonish game that even the Japanese crowd will flock...   more


Immigration Relief - upcoming racist sim... or clever political agenda edutainment?

While doing my hourly scan for beastiality and bathroom videos on YouTube, I came across a rough cut of a game called Immigration Relief. The preview kicks off with mild 70's lounge music being piped into what appears to ...   more


Sex and Video Games: What WOMEN Want
A Special Report (part 2 of 3)

Download Dream Stripper Yesterday we learned that men's agenda for sex in video games can pretty much be summed up by "more realistic gyrating vaginas". Ok ladies, it's your turn. Bring forth your most vocal mind to spe...   more


Sex and Video Games: What Men Want
A Special Report (part 1 of 3)

The conference might be spent, but boy oh boy are there some throbbing smut communities and new sexy games looking to score the firm attention of guys who sit around and play with themselves all day. I found some pretty fun...   more


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E3: Threediots is the killer app the 3DS has been needing

The absolute highlight of yesterday's special E3 3DS press conference was, undoubtedly, the unveiling of Threediots, a new 3D pulp comedy show that will air on the handheld's Nintendo Video channel. As you can see, it is lit...   more

E3: Threediots is the killer app the 3DS has been needing photo

Improving the Silent Hill HD Collection voice acting

I've made no secret of what I think about the voice acting in Silent Hill HD Collection. While I'm normally one to defend design decisions, I can't find a way to support voice acting that somehow manages to sink below the lo...   more

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