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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

This thread's central purpose is to hold all of the funniest threads that have existed within the forums. Please recommend whatever threads you have to add and save this thread as well.

First off, I have to thank Cloxverto for the old thread and A Dumb Door for the Epic Thread section and pictures from his Flood Funny Sayings thread.

Epic pics section

Septagon
sken15/elmicker O'12!
Breaking in with the Community forum.
Mythics made a big mistake.
A question for you clods.
bungie.ney.
Foman insult spree.
Improving quality of posting.
Ken, our savior.
Carpet Bans Incoming.
-blue!-
-potato!-
Off-topic posting.
Send a message.
Humorous content.
The boner scream.
Being cool on BNet.
Dragons.
More dragons.
I won't play Destiny without dragons.
The forums needs dragons.
Lumpy pudding not allowed?
Nope, it's allowed.
And I ripped, my shirt.
The truth of HFCS, April Fools.
Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.
Mom crazy ninjas.
Mother's day.
U MAD BRO?
Qbix is a femal.
Magic touch.
Come back OP.
Harassed by admins.
Hates toast still.
The Screw.
Skiska u got it good.
Stosh owned tinman.
Expensive Forge.
April Fool's 09.
Shishka in a tutu?
Pin this Topic.
Stosh gets fired.
Bungie Points.
Monty Python.
Downloading.
Joseph Staten Meme.
B.net Achievements.
How do I ban people?
April Fool's 2010.
Boogne took my map!
Tide the leader!
Best layout ever.
Forum 50's.
I have the superintendent in my possession.
ILL CALL CHUCK NORRIS.
Bungie, I want moistly in reach.
Denial is hard.
Signatures.
List of naughty words.
Mom fight.
Monkey box thing.
Hi. How I hack?
Ninja Ken.
How do I report Disembodied Soul?
DeeJ doesn't T-Bag.
For his amusement.
Coup selling.
Kitty Foman.
Spiderchronos.
A Guide To Being A Successful Troll.
Awkward moments on the Job @ Bungie.
Don't post here mods.
Mods getting hacked.
No comment.
Posting guide for new members.
The Mythic forums.
Let's rig the mailsack.
You have thread.

Bungie Universe Forum
Look at my gun.
What hair products does buck use?
U mad?
No wonder humanity..
How do u become guyto ban people??

Reach Forum
Out DMR'd Noob!
Jump to Conclusions
o hello.
Erectile Bloom.
How to troll reach?
Best bump ever.
bump.
Does anybody want to date me?
The best bump ever.
Banpuppy.
Moa into matchmaking.
Those without coup.
Question for all Reach fans.
Halo Reach is better.
When does Halo 4 come out?
Epic derail.
WORT WORT WORT!!
Moas are stupid.
Who killed Kat?
Well, my life is ruined.
JHAJKLSJGL
ya totes.
I'll sue Bungie.
Abuse armor lock.
Adapt.
This.
overpowered corners.
"how to get your account permanently banned?"
Class action lawsuit.
Team Fisting.
Hello Ladies.
Poorly designed office buildings.
Cheesecake.
Up your ass.

ODST Forum
ODST Forum is funny.
ODST may give us some competition it seems..
Why am I so damn excited for ODST?

[Edited on 12.18.2012 10:39 PM PST]

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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Halo 3 Forum
Harddrive photos?
Dancing marine.
Screw Assassin Armor(Included because it is legendary)
Priceless..General Button layout.
lmao...great..
Murphy's laws of halo.
Your ban is over huh?
Foman..we know you hate cats, and yes you're going to hell.
Shishka owning kids.
Shishka owning more kids..
Why am i not exalted heroic member?
Killing the big crab.
How does i get into matchmaking?
Spartan Bruce.
How many kills with your pp?
I double teamed cortana!-Found by Eriskster.
FoMan wants a Warthog mounted megan fox.
This one =]
Press B to Highfive!
The Legendary Maps are a failure!
New map revealed
The world's first legit killtacular.
Looks like he's gone pro.
The sniper shoots too far!
Sandbox is actually just Lockout, from H2.
I fixed your maps for you bungie.
Quote pyramid guy.
Fix Blackout.

PC forum
>>> Testing the bunige moderators <<<

Crimson forum
1st!

Classifieds
Zombine.rar.
Missing Cat: $.50 reward.

Gone, but not forgotten
Colorblind Gamer.
MC may be a woman!
Why does this have 8 pages?
Look, I'm in egypt, I see the pyramids!
When you go #2.
Kitchen #8.
Foman versus a sad little Rose.

Other:
Waaahmbulance.

The Flood
More epic threads.
3 word moron.
I am dumd.
I fed it a fugecicle.
14 INCH BUTT HAIR.
I look like a pigeon.
Elite fetish.
Wow..El's epicness.
Shishka on another rampage.
Is it supposed to be like this when I'm banned?
Bathroom Candy.
Dangers of intimate interaction with one's self.
Im in love with my character on Mass Effect.
How do you like your women?
Showering with sis.
K Mart is on a roll.
Origin of the Xbox.com Meme.
Cartoon hotness.
The neotoric sovereignty of Bel-Air.
Quote of the year thread.
The OP family.
Tabs.
Epic Fail thread.
Achronos likes Megablocks.
Coke vs. Pepsi.
Mod Censors Title.
iFarted Gamertag.
Random Text.
Westboro protesting in neighborhood.
:) or :(
What does my gamertag mean?
God's latest MMO.
The Empire's Deception.
First time.
Head pun extravaganza.
Dying Angles.
2012.
Epic Recon.
Poker face.
State wars.
Song title effect.
inb4 the OP.
Halo 4 is important.
Mod party.
(Obscure thread title)
K = -blam!-
In your pants.
Below us.
Danishes.
Waaaambulance.
Blame game.
Nursery Rhymes.
Vigilantism.
Dinkleberg.
Beating puns.
Slaying dragons.
2+2=5.
Cheerios.
Christianity.
Slow, but worth the read.
A meter will kill us.
Flood Christmas.
Side-effect of smoking.
Sangheili Erotica.
More Sangheili Erotica.
Dog puns.
Geometry proof.
Calculus.
Stroking techniques.

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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

The Flood continued
The Ark testimonies.
Poll's in the wrong place.
Science is Fake.
UNSC Logo.
Spiderman memes.
Floodian Facials.
Vinny White.
Songs Speaking.
Lord Snakie's Forum Game.
Flood Roadtrip 2.
Don't buy Halo 3.
Redtube Sister.
Awkward Questions.
Callsigns Fall-in.
Girly smell.
Carpet ban.
A Beautiful Moderator.
Second Coming of Disembodied Soul.
YouTube Attack.
Waypoint peace.
Blam filter.
IGN Fail.
Floodian Independence.
Long-term friend.
Bumped random crap.
Original porch day thread.
MLP dreams.
I just can't justify eating meat anymore.
Destiny beta.
Clockman.
Santa signing off.
The perfect Peanut Butter sandwich.
B.Net employees on MLP.
Bobcast Meets the Parents.
Mastication.
A teenager learns a lesson from The Flood.
Original Pony Thread.
Want to have ban? Why not Underdog?
Online petition to make the internet illegal.
The story of a girl.
Dolphins are great!
Harmful adult videos.
-blam!- tearing.
Are wealthy people Time travelers from poor nations?
EVILCAM IS GOD!
Vaccinations are extremely harmful.
Google is evil.
What is needed for Halo 4's TU.
Video proof of coming doomsday.
A crooked cop and an ultimatum.
Brotherly love.
Inside the Mythic group.
El's new here.
Garem's guide to Flood popularity.
You're a phony.
Skrillex: Best musician of all time.

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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

I'm glad someone finally took the initiative and had a go at recreated this. It might be worth organising items, by year in the very least.

[Edited on 09.20.2012 4:35 AM PDT]

  • 09.20.2012 4:29 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

Egh, I don't understand. What's the purpose of doing this?

  • 09.20.2012 4:30 AM PDT

This is nice. A lot of flood though.

  • 09.20.2012 5:51 AM PDT

@TalonXyloto

Ah, this brings back memories.

  • 09.20.2012 6:00 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Floodian pwns a girl in school

Floodian really likes Halo 2

Floodian on how to make the perfect Peanut Butter sandwich

  • 09.20.2012 6:10 AM PDT

Cool, though you really should expand more. Too much random semi-unfunny Flood with too many real classics missing.
:P

  • 09.20.2012 6:11 AM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"


Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Spiderman memes.

I remember this one. Good times, good times.

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Thread saved.

  • 09.20.2012 6:34 AM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker

Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

You know its sad when a thread I CREATED gets in...

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  • 09.20.2012 6:45 AM PDT

Posted by: bobcast
******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

Nice work, WKUK.

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  • 09.20.2012 6:46 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Thanks for this, I need some funnies to wake me up today.

  • 09.20.2012 6:48 AM PDT

What goes here??

Nice! Thread saved!

  • 09.20.2012 8:35 AM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Posted by: Tom T
I'm glad someone finally took the initiative and had a go at recreated this. It might be worth organising items, by year in the very least.
I might actually try do something like that later down the line, separate the threads by the year they were posted then what forum they belong to, thanks.
Posted by: burritosenior
Cool, though you really should expand more. Too much random semi-unfunny Flood with too many real classics missing.
:PYeah, I'll have to work on that later, most of the Flood section came from A dumb Door's thread, I need to remove some of the less funny ones. I'll try working on that tonight when I have the free time. Do have any suggestions on what to omit?

  • 09.20.2012 11:18 AM PDT

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Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart

ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

I prefer if it was just Community here, but this works none-the-less.


Fantastic thread is being fantastic.

  • 09.20.2012 3:47 PM PDT

Posted by: SwizZz Gambino
gogurt us just yogurt

This is great, OP. I remember lurking some of these more recent threads. And if anyone is wondering why the Flood makes up so much of it, it's probably because that's where everything goes.

  • 09.20.2012 3:54 PM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Thanks. But too much flood. Only Floodians think they are funny.

  • 09.20.2012 3:58 PM PDT

Posted by: SwizZz Gambino
gogurt us just yogurt


Posted by: IRISH 249
Thanks. But too much flood. Only Floodians think they are funny. I thought the flood was funny before I was a floodian...

  • 09.20.2012 4:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart

ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

I'm so tempted to reply to some of these threads to keep them going...



  • 09.20.2012 4:01 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Thanks for taking to time to redo this! With all those other threads added it's a much longer list. I'm sure there is definitely more to come.

  • 09.20.2012 4:02 PM PDT

Key

Waypoint peace.LOL @ the OP saying the report button doesn't work because he was the only one who reported a post and nothing happened.

  • 09.20.2012 4:04 PM PDT

Gamertag: Deus Avertat

Café

Nice work, thanks!

  • 09.20.2012 4:08 PM PDT

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