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Edible iPhone case goes on sale in Japan

Rice cracker case suggested as survivalist snack

Bootnotes 8 Nov 06:11

Apple is Superman's digital Kryptonite

DC Comics' finest come to top e-bookstores, with villainous restrictions

Bootnotes 8 Nov 02:13

Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

NSFW Catholic church condemns candid casket calendar

Bootnotes 7 Nov 10:19

Man who put the manhood into the Speaking Clock dies

Obit Brian Cobby - one-time Madonna arm candy - was 83

Bootnotes 6 Nov 16:02

007 hardware: Gadgetry, spyware and things that make you go Boom

Tracking gadgets, stealth comms, underwater cars and more...

Bond, James Bond 6 Nov 10:00

WAR HERO PIGEON carrying SECRET WWII CODE found in chimney

Fanciers clamour for brave dead bird to get top gong

Bootnotes 5 Nov 16:26

Texas woman sues cops over burst Bulgarian airbag

Rough handling ruptured implant, lawsuit claims

Bootnotes 5 Nov 11:19

Yahoo! To! Sell! Home! Gene! Test! Kit! In! Japan!

And you thought Google knew everything about you …

Bootnotes 5 Nov 02:36

USS Enterprise sets out on its final mission

To boldly go ... to the scrapheap

Bootnotes 2 Nov 19:23

We don’t talk any more... on the commute

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Do gadgets really make us antisocial?

Bootnotes 2 Nov 13:20

Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

Are you a bit out of touch? Come and shop here

Bootnotes 2 Nov 12:17

Captain Kirk does a Crapp on the iPhone: 'Shatoetry' for 'Shatisms'

'Shat that!' - he certainly has

Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:43

'This is Apple. It will take them 2 weeks to alter their website, will it?'

QuotW Plus: 'A hacker told me how Hitler ties his shoes'

Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:35

TRULY sinister blond madman signed for Bond 24, whisper insiders

'Makes Javier Bardem look like Rolf Harris'

Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:00

Bond fans: Test your 007 trivia, now!

Quiz Submit to The Reg's 50-question challenge

Bond, James Bond 2 Nov 09:49

Pristine WWII German Enigma machine could be yours

A lot cheaper than capturing a Nazi submarine, too

Bootnotes 2 Nov 09:30

Lab mice drown in their THOUSANDS as Hurricane Sandy fills NYU basement

Boffin: It's a tragedy - rodents are the culmination of years of work

Bootnotes 2 Nov 08:38

Monty Python legend Eric Idle and rockstar boffin Cox write a song

Meaning of Life 'Galaxy' number gets numbers checked

Bootnotes 31 Oct 14:27

Dry martini, shaken not stirred: Cracking the physics of Bond's martini

Bond on Film Esters, Vespers and giving a damn!

Bond, James Bond 31 Oct 10:00

Apple turns off Siri’s potty mouth

Cupertino fun police bow to Chinese laws

Bootnotes 30 Oct 07:30

Japanese toilet can save penalty kicks

Bring on the Germans...

Bootnotes 30 Oct 06:36

Petition for Alan Turing on £10 note breaks 20,000 signatures

Crypto-boffin fighting Branson and David Beckham

Bootnotes 29 Oct 11:47

Bond's Walther PPK goes digital: A civilized gun updated

Bond on Film 'A ladies' gun ... and not for very nice ladies, at that'

Bond, James Bond 29 Oct 09:00

Better luck next time Blofeld! Five Bond plot myths busted

Bond on Film What do you mean, 'why don't we just nuke them, boss?'

Bootnotes 26 Oct 11:00

Dr No, Thunderball, Casino Royale? Vote now for the best Bond film

Poll There's got to be a Dalton fan out there somewhere

Bond, James Bond 26 Oct 09:01

Chinese e-cars to turn London cabs green

Boris-backed deal will see 50 electric minicabs hit the capital's streets

Bootnotes 26 Oct 05:30

James Bond doesn't do CGI: Inside 007's amazing real-world action

Bond on Film Invisible Aston? We don't like to talk about it

Bond, James Bond 25 Oct 10:01

How Bodyform's farting 'CEO' became a viral sensation

Man complaining over non-skydiving ladies was REAL

Bootnotes 24 Oct 11:59

Save hefty Dr Who and Bond girl 'Flossie', pleads vintage computer man

5-ton ICT1301 boasts 1 MHz clock speed, 2kB RAM

Bootnotes 23 Oct 15:45

Hero police robot back on duty after 'unstable man' blasts it with shotgun

Tin cop 'did its job', laughs off leaden hail from 12-bore

Bootnotes 23 Oct 11:17

Man rummaging for lost laptop in skip gets tipped into garbage truck

Escapes DEATH BY TRASH COMPACTOR after screams heard

Bootnotes 23 Oct 04:48

British sheep falling behind Continental sheep in broadbaaaand race

#sheepneedtwitter Fork out, for all our sakes

Bootnotes 22 Oct 08:20

Her Majesty's Secret Service opens a Q-Branch apprentice scheme

Want a completely blank spot on your CV? Apply here

Bond, James Bond 22 Oct 07:29

Young Frenchwoman desperate for fat pipe tumbles out of window

Needy numpty goes down in quest for hookup

Bootnotes 19 Oct 13:15

Royal Society hosts edit-a-thon to get women onto Wikipedia

In the form of information, and as nerditors too

Bootnotes 19 Oct 12:58

Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest

Bond on Film Reg motor maniac Oates gets mechanical - Now pay attention, 007

Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 11:00

'PENDING LARRY QUOTE' - Google financials dunder blunder

Quotw Plus: 'Alas, John McClane isn't around to fix weak IT systems'

Bootnotes 19 Oct 10:20

Craig, Connery or ... Dalton? Vote now for the ultimate James Bond

Poll 007 vs 007 in pub-debate movie supremacy deathmatch

Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 10:00

Chinese gaming giant NetEase opens pig farm

Diversification plan adds porkers to gamers

Bootnotes 19 Oct 06:46

Ocker CANNIBAL DEATH SPIDERS invade Japan!

Red Back in terror march

Bootnotes 19 Oct 02:00

Sanitary towel firm's 'CEO' sets traumatised man straight

'Bought her five boxes, she still hasn't been skydiving'

Bootnotes 18 Oct 12:19

Boffins explain research with interpretive dance

Dance your Ph.D. winner scores with 'The romantic revolution of Lightness & Strength'

Bootnotes 18 Oct 01:40

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NSFW Catholic church condemns candid casket calendar
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Tracking gadgets, stealth comms, underwater cars and more...
Bond on Film Esters, Vespers and giving a damn!
Bond on Film 'A ladies' gun ... and not for very nice ladies, at that'
Bond on Film What do you mean, 'why don't we just nuke them, boss?'
Bond on Film Reg motor maniac Oates gets mechanical - Now pay attention, 007
Bond on Film What makes an HM Secret Service tech guy?
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Bond on Film Also - 007's Dr Who style differing personalities
(c) Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. TM Danjaq, LLC. All Rights Reserved
Bond on Film Bond villain Zorin's plan wouldn't work today, though
Bond on Film Commander Bond's previous career as it would be today