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Resistance is futile...
Bond on Film 'A ladies' gun ... and not for very nice ladies, at that'
Colossal ethylene eructation 'bigger than Earth'
Thank carbon emissions targets for the rest
Open ... and Shut Redmond will win on the fondletop, not software
Bond on Film What do you mean, 'why don't we just nuke them, boss?'
Review A hybrid with potential for productivity types
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Spleen to vent? Take it out on your tech
'It's like they tried to make my computer a mobile phone'
Comment Make laptops or fondleslabs: the fondletop can't work
