Happy Wars sees Microsoft finally, belatedly, enter the world of free-to-play gaming. It's a team-based multiplayer game that sees you and up to 29 other players engage in cutesy swords-and-sorcery combat, as two teams attempt to capture the base of their opponent. Think a 3D version of Awesomenauts based on a kids' TV show set in medieval times, and you're in the right postcode.
It's another simple, accessible MOBA game, in other words. You've got three well-balanced classes to choose from - Warriors wade into battle with swords and shields, Mages lob spells from range, and Clerics are your healers. Each has special skills that use up an Action Point gauge and you can also summon tactical weapons at specific locations, as well as commandeering new bases to spawn from when you die.
Reach your rival's castle and you can opt to smash through its gates with a battering ram or attempt to scale the walls using ladders while ballistas pepper you with arrows. A classic tactic would be to use Mages to attack the ballistas from distance while you keep them protected with Warriors who in turn are healed by Clerics.
That's the theory, at least - and if your army of happy scrappers is well-organised your plans may just come together. Too often, however, it descends into chaos, as two cel-shaded armies charge madly into each other, and only a few survive the resultant melée. Rinse and repeat until a victor is declared.
MOBA money, MOBA problems
Dying is less disastrous than in many of its peers: in fact, it happens so often on both sides that it's little more than a fleeting inconvenience. You'll level up sooner if you don't, however, which gives you quicker access to better gear.
That's assuming you don't take the easy route and pay your way to success. You can happily play without spending a penny, but it's impossible to say these purchasables don't have the potential to turn the tide of battle. That means when you lose you'll wonder whether your opponent was more tactically astute or simply more cash-rich.
Lone players need not apply: an offline campaign proves useful for learning the maps and the nuances of play, but the focus is firmly with the online game. And either way, we'd advise spending a little extra buying Awesomenauts instead.
By Chris Schilling
11 comments so far...
Hadouken545 on 19 Oct '12 said:
Personally, I'm really enjoying it. It's simple yet fun, and it's free so there's nothing to complain about, if you do complain then as far I'm concerned your mental.
Rudderless on 19 Oct '12 said:
Punching yourself in the face is also free, but it's not necessarily the best way to spend what short time we have on this mortal coil.
comabob on 21 Oct '12 said:
Crash Course and Harms Way are better ways to spend £0.00 on xbl
schwepterbrowser on 21 Oct '12 said:
I like it; I've already spent ~30 hours on it and have 100% achievements.
michaelhill2110 on 21 Oct '12 said:
As many of us thought, Play the game for free and loose to those who can splash the cash. F2P secretly hiding a P2W. I believe a colective "We told you so" is In order.
Hadouken545 on 21 Oct '12 said:
You could just do the co-op, play as a group against the computer, that way everyone wins (or gets obliterated)
schwepterbrowser on 21 Oct '12 said:
I don't agree about it being pay to win one bit. I haven't spent a penny on the game and I'm usually MVP, I also have over 1500 kills for ~300 deaths. Use the Happy Spinner for the chance to get some good weapons with the in-game currency and if you have no good weapons stay back and play a support role. It's also a good idea to play the story missions as you unlock them, they offer some good rewards.
hujiki on 23 Oct '12 said:
Please Help, Is anyone else having this problem with this Game...
Its installed on my hard drive but when playing it, the xbox is making so much noise, like when playing a disk and not having it installed... what do i do?? anyone!!
ultradage on 23 Oct '12 said:
mine said i need xbox live gold i thought it was free a little help pls
schwepterbrowser on 23 Oct '12 said:
The game's free, but you still need a Gold subscription to play online.
ChillieBonBon on 23 Oct '12 said:
I would say that this game is ok but its not exactly a shocker.The gameplay is just about button mashing with little use for organization. Also (not including the spin the wheel) your up to your neck in pay to win which is always annoying.
But it is free so i wouldn't not recommend it to anyone.