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Angry Birds Trilogy

Postby CunningSmile » 8 Nov 12 10:54 am

Jeez Log what did you do to Jonty to get lumbered reviewing that?
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Postby FishyGinger » 8 Nov 12 11:06 am

Something involving a giant purple dildo would be my bet.
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Postby Captain_Chao5 » 8 Nov 12 11:20 am

I must admit to being stunned by the price tag on this FREE Android game. My missus has played for hours on our Motorola Xoom, and probably would have considered this if it was an 800MSP arcade game but £25... you're 'avin a larf!
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Angry Birds Trilogy

Postby kronk10 » 8 Nov 12 11:32 am

Not a big surprise
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Postby msbhvn » 8 Nov 12 5:11 pm

This game is aimed at people with three brain cells or less. Activision are charging £25 because they think they can get away with it, and the sad thing is, they probably will. The clueless parents/grandparents will just buy it because of the name, just like the many awful licenced games that come out every year.

The only thing about this review that is surprising is that it's been posted now, when the game was released in September.
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Postby reeceiscrisp » 8 Nov 12 9:38 pm

msbhvn wrote:This game is aimed at people with three brain cells or less. Activision are charging £25 because they think they can get away with it, and the sad thing is, they probably will. The clueless parents/grandparents will just buy it because of the name, just like the many awful licenced games that come out every year.

The only thing about this review that is surprising is that it's been posted now, when the game was released in September.


those three brain cells are within my friend after seeing he him play this, then to play it the next day on his phone. i face palmed hard.
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Postby Decent_Jam » 9 Nov 12 12:03 am

I prefer Space, and no way is it a console game.
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Postby KernowDevil23 » 9 Nov 12 12:40 am

msbhvn wrote:Activision are charging £40 because they think they can get away with it, and the sad thing is, they probably will. The clueless parents/grandparents will just buy it because of the name


Just like EVERY COD game then?....... (changed the price to reflect COD prices....) :lol:
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Postby Windowlicker79 » 10 Nov 12 1:12 am

Wow. They didn't even bother making a new game? Seriously?? I might have paid 200ms points if it was an entirely new game that had be redesigned to work as a console game, but £30 for 3 FREE Android games? That can just f**k right off. This has actually made me angry!
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