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Juniper in shock dump of biggest supplier

Plexus finds Facebook status suddenly 'single'

Data Networking 7 Nov 14:22

2.5 million trades a DAY: How ISE admins became Puppet masters

Sysadmin blog Penguins and Windows kids pull strings

Data Center 7 Nov 14:00

UK prosecutors, cops ponder new probe into NASA hacker McKinnon

Lawyers, plods to meet following 'preliminary enquiries'

Security 7 Nov 13:36

Apple engineers 'pay no attention to anyone's patents', court told

Cupertino ordered to pay $368m as FaceTime infringes VPN tech

Law 7 Nov 13:20

Fujitsu guru: Win 8 will triumph. And we'll have brain plugs in 2027

Quite literally inside the mind of the CTO

The Channel 7 Nov 13:00

The genetic button that could turn a WOMAN into a CHIMPANZEE

Or a man, of course. Just doing our bit for equality

Science 7 Nov 12:44

Microsoft mulls 'Xbox Surface' slate for games

Logical seven-inch extension of SmartGlass?

Hardware 7 Nov 12:26

Microsoft and Skype to axe world's most popular IM client early 2013

If it works, don't fix it. Kill it and go P2P

Applications 7 Nov 12:04

Bird of Prey: 1980s IT on on the small screen

Monitor How an overweight computer expert took on a Europe-wide conspiracy and won

Media 7 Nov 12:03

Theresa May DDoS case: Man cuffed by eCops

Home Office topple coppers take trip to Stoke

Security 7 Nov 11:43

GCHQ lines up BAE and pals for 'Cyber Incident Response'

When only a huge, bloated military contractor can help

Security 7 Nov 11:19

BBC argues it is not bound by FOIA in bid to keep Climate 28 secret

Analysis We're private sector! Auntie's shock claim

Policy 7 Nov 11:00

Xbox SmartGlass comes to iOS

Microsoft caters for Apple community

Media 7 Nov 10:58

Fujitsu hugs SAP, says it's all about solutions now

Welcomes users after saying goodbye to boss

The Channel 7 Nov 10:38

Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

NSFW Catholic church condemns candid casket calendar

Bootnotes 7 Nov 10:19

Telefonica stirs up clouds, offers steaming mug of Instant Servers

99.996 per cent uptime. Not 99.995, not 99.997: 99.996

Cloud 7 Nov 09:57

Intel in Flash flush, offers 'smoother' fresh jobbie to data centre bods

Read the 'rithmetic on righted 'riting from Chipzilla

Storage 7 Nov 09:36

Prudential cops £50k ICO slap for giving customer's life savings away

Company repeatedly mixed up pair with same name, DOB

Government 7 Nov 09:19

Phone lacking NFC pay-by-bonk tech? It can go on a SIM

Sorry iPhone fanbois, no bonking for you though

Mobile 7 Nov 09:01

WTF is... RF-MEMS?

Feature Apparently, a way to make smartphones much, much better phones

Networks 7 Nov 08:01

NetApp offers middleweight refreshments

Will you paddle happily in your Flash Pool?

Storage 7 Nov 07:39

Google's UK grip slips a bit, brutal dominance basically unshaken

Lowest share in 5 years - still almost 90 per cent

Media 7 Nov 07:19

I, for one, would like to welcome our Android overlord

Open ... and Shut Domination now and FOREVER

Operating Systems 7 Nov 07:00

Smartphones eclipse laptops as top WiFi hogs

Phondleslabs now using cellular merely to fill in gaps

Mobile 7 Nov 06:28

Torvalds: I want to be nice, and curse less, but it's just not in me

'People do think I'm grumpy ... CHRIST this is ugly code'

Software 7 Nov 06:00

Google Search and Maps take a pounding in China

Govt restrictions and local rivals undermine Android advantage

Business 7 Nov 05:50

Kyocera boffins make on-screen buttons feel real

Piezoelectric magic offers hope to fat-fingered typers

Hardware 7 Nov 05:28

HIV vaccine safe for Phase II human trials

Canadian university claim no adverse effects from first tests

Science 7 Nov 04:32

Boffins foul VM sandboxes with CPU-sniffing hack

Elaborate attack watches CPU activity on co-located VM, retrieves crypto key

Security 7 Nov 02:27

Rackspace sales and revenues pop 27 percent in Q3

'We are the birth mother of OpenStack'

Cloud 7 Nov 02:01

Bangor University touts 20 Gbps access tech

Backbone vendors throw hats in the air

Networks 7 Nov 01:34

Pandora sues publishers over online music royalties

Says ASCAP is being unreasonable on rates

Media 7 Nov 01:23

Who needs flying cars when we can robotically sort Skittles?

Video And who said that American innovation was on the wane?

Hardware 7 Nov 01:21

Kim Dotcom's new Mega site barred by Gabon

Government wants no truck with 'unscrupulous people'

Hosting 7 Nov 00:56

RISC OS comes to Raspberry Pi

Who remembers their BBC BASIC syntax?

Hardware 7 Nov 00:45

SGI losses widen, but revenue bumps up

Still disposing of 'LMDs of profit destruction'

HPC 7 Nov 00:40

Hardware failure melts down Chocolate Factory

CloudFlare engineers sort out Google's problem

Hosting 6 Nov 23:40

NASA snaps revealing pix of visiting near-Earth asteroid

Photos Imminent end of civilization highly unlikely

Science 6 Nov 23:01

Google's Brin: Elected officials should quit political parties

Calls US government 'a bonfire of partisanship'

Government 6 Nov 22:39

GPU-powered Chrome lets you watch YouTube longer

Version 23 also adds better permissions and Do Not Track

Applications 6 Nov 21:08

HP taps server exec Fink as CTO, lab director

Business critical research and development needed

Business 6 Nov 20:50

Ohio voting machines have 'backdoor', lawsuit claims

Video Security of e-voting called into question – again

Security 6 Nov 20:02

Apple rejects NAKED HIPPIE ebook, despite apple coverup

Photos 'Censorship threat to a major part of the Danish cultural heritage'

Media 6 Nov 19:52

US election: New Jersey email voting plan 'best of bad bunch'

Better to give a man two votes than none

Government 6 Nov 19:24

Google bod exposes Sophos Antivirus' gaping holes

Ormandy - Are you pleased with yourself? Probably yes

Security 6 Nov 18:28

CA Technologies sues New Relic over APM patents

Cheaper than just buying it, maybe

Law 6 Nov 17:34

Epic FAIL: Anonymous didn't hack PayPal, managed to frighten Oz hippies

#OpNov5 pyrotechnics disappear in puff of smoke

Security 6 Nov 16:57

Brussels looks set to OK Apple e-book collusion deal, sources say

Alleged price caper put to bed after Amazon reads a story

Media 6 Nov 16:50

Man who put the manhood into the Speaking Clock dies

Obit Brian Cobby - one-time Madonna arm candy - was 83

Bootnotes 6 Nov 16:02

ARM Holdings licenses big chunk of MIPS patents

Updated Game over for MIPS ... or, just maybe, not

Servers 6 Nov 15:26

Cockatoo grabs his tool, manages to get hold of boffins' nuts

Birdy genius stuns scientists with twiggy feats

Science 6 Nov 15:23

Earlier stories

Spotlight

Sysadmin blog Penguins and Windows kids pull strings together
Bird of Prey DVD
Monitor How an overweight computer expert took on a Europe-wide conspiracy and won
The BBC HD Testcard
Analysis We're private sector! Auntie's shock claim
NSFW Catholic church condemns candid casket calendar
WiSpry RF-MEMS eval kit
Feature Apparently, a way to make smartphones much, much better phones
Open ... and Shut Domination now and FOREVER
Birdy genius stuns scientists with twiggy feats
Master Chief
Feature From 'Pillar of Autumn' to genre foundation
'Not necessarily from outer space', reports paper
Office on Perceptive Pixel screen
Obviously don't just become an iOS dev, though ...