The What If Machine - Assassins

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  • Nov 5, 2012
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Cam ditches Science in favour of History this week, as he investigates Assassins through the ages. Just how close does the archetypal hitman from video games compare with those from antiquity?

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iomor27 31 pts

Nice video. There was some good info in it, though the smiling Lincoln guy was annoying as hell!  lol

HitmanSquirrel 40 pts

None of these assassinations come to my mind when I think about assassinations haha. I would say JFK is the most known assassination?

MXVIII 209 pts

 HitmanSquirrel Really? I would think plenty of people would know the Lincoln Assassination. 

digishah 6 pts

Aww...I really wanted to see him talk about the order of the "Hashashin" (the true origin of organized assassinations) rather then him talking about all this little unrelated blips in history... Then again, given it's strong relation to Islam i guess there would a rather unpleasant comment war on religion... But still...T.T 

MikeRobe867 12 pts

 digishahnot suprising considering theres not much we know about them. Although I think its funny how they actualy did leaps of faith like in assassin's creed.........only they died.

 

 
Lotus69 11 pts

 digishah Same, totally agree.  Though they did do a good job with what they presented.  Props to them for brining us 'more'.

Microsteve 60 pts

How can a guy with such an annoying speech impediment get a narrative job ffs?

WolfGrey 649 pts

Ok so nothing on actual assassins then..? Ya watched the video, that was pathetic. There was a Order of Assassins during the time of the Crusaders. Then we have actual ninjas during the time of the samurai and so on.

 

Seriously all you chumps chose were murderers, not assassins.Hell the guy talking about Wilkes Booth i wanted to smack, those teethy smiles were annoying and he seemed far too happy talking about it lol

 

Hell i could do a better job than this in a 5 minute video if i chose to.

Neo_Sarevok 66 pts

 WolfGrey Yea, that guy grinning at everything really ticked me off. It's like he's a sadist who enjoys murder. Murder is nothing to smile about. The death of Lincoln was a very sad moment in American history, yet the guy is wearing a smile that would melt the Mona Lisa.

MXVIII 209 pts

 WolfGrey An Assassin is anyone who kills a political figure or for political or ideological purposes. Thats the only criteria to be an assassin.

WolfGrey 649 pts

 MXVIII YA but when they are trying to compare to the AC series, all their choices were extremely poor and poorly represented.

 

It was a pathetic half-assed attempt at a video.

MXVIII 209 pts

 WolfGrey  MXVIII Why, they talked about ALL the most famous assassinations in history. 

MXVIII 209 pts

 WolfGrey Heck the only difference between Ezio and John Wilksbooth, is that Ezio is Italian, and he Survived.

cjacobs13 6 pts

This is stupid I cant believe they didn't mention Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski because he is probably the closest to a video game assassin like Agent 47

buccomatic 1816 pts

this video contains almost as much bullshit as what you see on tv.

 

F-

GDurasow 5 pts

Featherweight historical discourse aside, try pausing at 10:38. Superface.

Vince21C 98 pts

O geeze someone added a hyperlink on my comment when I didn't...

 

Sad sad day... By corporations I was referring to CBS interactive probably cashing out with the publicity PR stunt going on.

 

I for one did not add a hyperlink and if my comments get blocked or somehow they constantly try to add more fuel to the fire then you know what's really going on.

Vince21C 98 pts

Better to visit other gaming websites cause it's quite obvious CBS is willing to do -anything- for views, far worse than the wannabe Youtube stars.

 

Can't say I'm surprised given they were the ones who started all this with those shotty reviews.

Vince21C 98 pts

 Been with you guys forever GameSpot!! Sorry but it's apparent I can't stay =( 

 

You guys will always be awesome sauce in my books!!! =]

logicalfrank 31 pts

You know, I was never under the impression that Assassin's Creed was realistic. This piece is really fascinating on its own though, even w/o the gaming connection.

angryfodder 53 pts

Dr Adam Smith seems to be very amused by assassinations

Verenti 153 pts

Cam, did you think to look into the historical "Order of Assassins", formed during the Crusades, and their methods? It might be fair the judge AC3 by their methods, rather than the John Wilkes Booth's or the knights who murdered Beckett. Interesting note: some conspiracy theorists believe they are still running around today, hence the story to Assassin's Creed. They are also a playable faction in the board game Illuminati by Steve Jackson Games.

Fowsed 119 pts

I liked this episode the most

Vince21C 98 pts

Abraham Lincoln was a great American icon who stood for nationalism, equal rights, and liberty.

 

Obama continues these principles as well as those current for our time and even though the first presidential debate wasn't in his favour; he did not mind or tried to shut down satire from outlets such as Saturday Night Live with Jimmy Fallon. He knew that the trick, was not minding that it hurt, else the flames would spread into wildfire. Somethings are worth fighting for and somethings are not.

 

Don't forget Obama already withdrew American troops from the Iraq war and Obama himself is well respected around the world.

 

I'ma go watch The Amazing Spider-Man now *cough* corporations, PR stunt, don't take the bait *cough* time to move on *cough cough*

lexyz1992 28 pts

 Vince21C Do you feel like you must put your political preferences on the internet? because, if that is so, i pity you.

Vince21C 98 pts

 lexyz1992 You must be rooting for the other guy lol

luniac 19 pts

 Vince21C  lexyz1992 Why are you so brainwashed....

Renoo27 98 pts

 Vince21C

Damn, I forgot there were still pawns out there that respect that puppet, Obama. Go do some research and stop believing everything that's spoon-fed to you by the media.

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Renoo27 98 pts

 Vince21C

Lol, of course. If I'm against Obama I HAVE to agree with Romney. Typical of the narrow-minded and conditioned.

 

Anyway.. Wikipedia? Is that it? Nice, I can see you've spent a good amount hours on this. :P And yeah, he pulled his troops out of Iraq... TWO FU-KING YEARS too late. Towards the end of Bush's Presidency it was agreed that the war was dragging, that troops were no longer needed there, and the war in Iraq had in fact increased terrorism. So what took Obama so long?

Vince21C 98 pts

Renoo27

It's true that the Iraq war was... was technically over by the time Obama became president but he has done a lot of good things too. He wasn't the guy who started the Iraq war 

 

Obama isn't a bad guy imho, you can sh-t on Bush but... I think Obama has done a lot of great things and is trying to help out best he can.

 

My honest opinion of him, sorry to have made that assumption

Renoo27 98 pts

 Vince21C

 Alright, man. Sorry for coming down on you a bit hard. You're alright.

MikeRobe867 12 pts

 Renoo27  Vince21CNot necissariy agreeing with Obama or Romney..............................Good stuff.

 
MikeRobe867 12 pts

 Vince21C

 well that was intresting but not really the place for such things

 

Nikosnik123 9 pts

Yes we'll assassins seem to be trendy. The issue you present in your video though is right to point good work. But comparing assassin creed with dishonored though is unfortunate you cannot compare these two games dishonored was a wonderfull game ass.cre. Though is not it it is a repeat of the previous games in the series only now you deal with redcoats and the u.s. revolution in other words it sucks. For someone who knows his games. One simple example look at the dialogues and the scenario of dishonored GREAT.Ass. Creed on the other hand dull.As of Hitman I think It's going to be good will have to wait and see.

WolfBladeKK 72 pts

 Nikosnik123

 Assassin's Creed 3 is amazing. Dishonored was blah. To each his own I guess.

Mephistophelos 8 pts

if i lived in the middle ages or more back in time i would definetily be an assasin!

nimaf 10 pts

 Mephistophelos you say this like its an easy thing to become an assassin :D 

SubHumanTorch 26 pts

 nimaf  Mephistophelos Depends on the targets you get given whether its easy or not.

But yeah I always find it funny when people decide what they would be in the past like there choosing their class in an RPG. 

ExtremePhobia 99 pts

 SubHumanTorch  nimaf  Mephistophelos didn't you know that all assassin's are Chaotic Good?

pauldevette 11 pts

This is the 3 time today that the video does not work. Anybody else having problems or is it just me

Mephistophelos 8 pts

 pauldevette No it works fine.You shuold have a look at it.

AHMED-EZIO 6 pts

 pauldevette the same problem

chig007 6 pts

 pauldevette Yeah, I'm having problems with all vids on this site today...

zico_mahilary 21 pts

could have been so much more interesting than just old people saying stuff... 

do some more research and read some newspapers from Asia and middle east...

you will find such stories that the ones you've featured will seem kinda cute

HipHopBeats 333 pts

The Lincoln assassination sounds gangsta.

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