Do you hear the drumming of a thousand pens? That's the sound of time-burdened journalists writing excessively analytical stuff about this new Grand Theft Auto 5 artwork, which shows two men in red exterminator suits holding assault rifles and looking mean.
What can we deduce from such imagery? Everything, according to some corners of the internet. That number plate is probably a coded release date, and the cut of those trousers suggests that the game takes place circa July 1985, at about 9.30 in the morning, with a prevailing westerly wind.
On a more pedestrian note: LOOK, A PLANE. Planes (re-)confirmed! See what else you can deduce. Here's a round-up of currently known GTA 5 details and rumours.
19 comments so far...
Clanger67 on 24 Oct '12 said:
Wow great the sooner the better with more news.Gives me a bit of a sense of SA with the artwork,typical GTA.Plus is that dress shop in the background called Anna Rexic as you can't see it all,typical R* humor though,lol.
Edit: R* have said they are releasing loads more info next month.We should hopefuly get to see the demo. they were showing off in NY the other week.
msbhvn on 24 Oct '12 said:
A loading screen?! That's all they're giving us? GTA IV has Lollipop Girl on one of its loading screens and she isn't in the game at all.
Bezza89 on 24 Oct '12 said:
R* get a lot of trolling so have been releasing tid-bits in order to sate the raging fans, I'm not surprised they've only released some concept art given the Game Informer reveal in two weeks, maybe less than, when does the Dec issue come out? 3rd Nov? Whenever that is really, and then R* should either release stuff on the web the day before or at the same time. It's been a long year, hopefully there's not another one to wait.
comabob on 24 Oct '12 said:
Do you still seriously think this will be released soon-ish?
Last half of 2013 at the earliest me thinks...
Clanger67 on 24 Oct '12 said:
Not sure but i don't think GI is out until mid November.Despite the trolling they are bound to give out something a bit more substantial than they have.They have a demo. to show off for a start plus they have confirmed loads more info. next month.
Bezza89 on 24 Oct '12 said:
If you think anything less than a year is soonish then yes I think it will be released soonish. It was either going to be october/november this year back last year when it was revealed or march to may 2013. I think maybe they'll stick to their may release schedule, though each game released in may had a release date set for march first or earlier, so I would expect them not to reveal a release date at all tbh, until they are 100% sure when it will be finished.
Lancer Armstrong on 24 Oct '12 said:
Won't be end of year 2013. That's when the new consoles come out (right?). Same reason the new Gears of War is being released earlier as well.
I'm guessing 2nd quarter.
RyanGowran on 24 Oct '12 said:
The game will be out around march-april time i will cut of my own pinky toe if its not
LuRcH18489 on 24 Oct '12 said:
if gta5, half life 3, n gow 4/woteva thyr gna call it all kum out for xbox 3 n ps4, thts sum pretty sweet launch titles for next gen
RyanGowran on 24 Oct '12 said:
its nice to see that lamposts and building will be making a welcome return thank god after all it wouldnt be a gta game without them
Waity91 on 25 Oct '12 said:
I'm guessing the building behind them is a restaurant or something, with a name like 'anna rex...' I'm guessing it's intended to be a joke name, as for the guys working for 'Bugs R Us' my guess is they're just over the top exterminators sent to deal with the restaurant's rat infestation
Bezza89 on 25 Oct '12 said:
lol like on family guy? 'I wouldn't miss this party'.
lazercut123 on 25 Oct '12 said:
Is it me, or does that gun have a silencer on it?
Clanger67 on 25 Oct '12 said:
Yeah that AK-47 does have a silencer,they exist as well.
Plus they look like dresses in that shop so would think Anna Rexic knowing R*s humor.
Edit: Although i should have added for the purists that it might be an AK-74.Although given the time frame i don't think is nowadays reckon it is a 47.
GallifreyDog on 25 Oct '12 said:
Anna Rex is a clothing company http://gta.wikia.com/Anna_Rex
This is the same scene from the trailer, so it seems they're actually robbing the clothing shop? Maybe in the story you work your way up to the top of the crime ladder, starting off with small businesses and eventually moving on to banks.
FishyGinger on 26 Oct '12 said:
Do you have to type as though you were hit in the face by a train full of morons?
unloosedleader on 26 Oct '12 said:
lol. I love the whole tone of this article. But I love even more how many people in comments instantly confirmed the authors opinion. Well done OXM. Some excellently subtle, and (albeit perhaps unintended) successfully excecuted trolling. Bravissimo!
GallifreyDog on 27 Oct '12 said:
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/arch ... ber-8.aspx
So, we can finally put an end to all of this analysing and hopeless hoping. 18 pages of information.. Wow, seems that being starved of information is going to pay off. I'll be reading the new squealing like a little girl the whole time.
Bezza89 on 27 Oct '12 said:
Isn't that 18 pages of information about the issue, not the gta v game? Same with 'cover art'. Still, nov 8, all good.