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Verizon staff arrested for stealing customer's nude pics

'Banging pictures' could lead to Big House

Law 3 Nov 00:50

Tesla Model S named '2013 Automobile of the Year'

'This thing is silly quick,' said tester after besting a BMW M5

Hardware 3 Nov 00:44

Microsoft: TypeScript isn't a JavaScript killer

Build 2012 It's not about the language, it's about the tools

Developer 3 Nov 00:11

EPA likes clouds – as long as they're Microsoft's

Redmond scores another government Office win, this one starting at $9.8m

Software 2 Nov 23:50

Asteroid belts could be key to finding intelligent life

Just enough bombardment does you good

Science 2 Nov 22:40

Brain boffins: 'Yes, math CAN make you head hurt – LITERALLY'

It's not the math itself that causes pain – it's the anticipation

Science 2 Nov 22:36

Microsoft takes on GitHub with cloudy Team Foundation Service

Build 2012 Not just for Windows developers, either

Developer 2 Nov 20:17

USS Enterprise sets out on its final mission

To boldly go ... to the scrapheap

Bootnotes 2 Nov 19:23

Facebook joins Linaro Linux-on-ARM effort

More ARM chippies, plus Red Hat and Canonical

Servers 2 Nov 19:10

New iPad's innards: Good news for recent fondleslab buyers

Teardown 'Meet the new iPad / Same as the old iPad' (almost)

Hardware 2 Nov 18:57

Windows 8 Phone: Everything you need to know at a glance

Comment Does it match up?

Windows 8 2 Nov 18:46

Hactivist crew smacks down Russia.gov: Spies are RICH enough

Pastebin dump revenge for 'wasting cash on espionage'

Security 2 Nov 18:32

IT does its part for Obama US jobs creation in October

More people found work than expected since August

Jobs 2 Nov 18:05

One in seven North American home networks full of malware

Claims the continent's Phorm-a-like packet sniffer

Security 2 Nov 17:39

MIT boffin's algorithm foresees Twitter's trendy future

Predicts with 95% accuracy when a small trend will burst big

Software 2 Nov 17:35

Where are all the open-source mobile projects?

Open ... and Shut Beauty of Apple and Android not found on a server

Software 2 Nov 17:20

Mexico to Apple: You WILL NOT use the name 'iPhone' here

We don' need no stinkin' badge lawsuits

Law 2 Nov 17:02

Mars rover Curiosity snaps explicit selfies from ALL ANGLES

This is me with red sand on my bottom LOL

Science 2 Nov 16:44

Cash rains DOWN on the Cloud - Nasuni trousers $20m

Man, this tech is turning the world upside down

Storage 2 Nov 16:17

Youngster backed by Yoko Ono and Stephen Fry launches 'Summly'

Good lord, scraping news content - that's a new one!

Media 2 Nov 15:57

Mexican Zetas ENSLAVING engineers to run crimelords' radio net

Non-technicians simply shot as being useless

Mobile 2 Nov 15:38

Gay porn burglar must pay $150k for each grumble flick

Golfing vids featuring short game action off the fairway

Law 2 Nov 15:24

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Souse versus scrapple

El Reg mixes it up with the Pennsylvania Dutch

SPB 2 Nov 15:00

Apple must apologise for its surly apology on its website on Saturday

But you can read the mandatory frontpage text here, now

Law 2 Nov 14:42

Elephant which speaks: Rare. One which speaks Korean: Even Rarer

Seen a house fly, a horse fly, never seen an elephant so fly

Science 2 Nov 14:29

Even US generals have realised BlackBerries are uncool

Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?

Mobile 2 Nov 14:14

What's new in Windows Server 2012

Where do we begin...

Servers 2 Nov 14:06

Facebook trial: Tell everyone where you are, have a Wi-Fi peanut

You like selling yourself for peanuts, right ... bitch

Media 2 Nov 13:56

Gamma ray telescope uses 'blazars' to map GLOWING COSMIC FOG

Boffins probe Light of the Dawn of Time Itself

Science 2 Nov 13:46

Microsoft building its own Phone hardware: Not 'If', but 'When'

Analysis The hard route to 3rd place for Redmond

Operating Systems 2 Nov 13:32

We don’t talk any more... on the commute

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Do gadgets really make us antisocial?

Bootnotes 2 Nov 13:20

Oracle's mighty Sparc plug fries Fujitsu, bigs up new processor

Analysis El Reg drills into database giant's decision to go it alone

Servers 2 Nov 13:17

'I'd buy that for a dollar': Apple on Moto phone patents

Making Google an offer it can refuse. And will

Mobile 2 Nov 12:57

LinkedIn SHOCK: Social-for-Suits ISN'T a flash in the pan

Ads? They're OK, but there are other ways to make money

Financial News 2 Nov 12:44

Google scoffs down Chinese domain name takeaway

Registers 18 .中国 domains for the PRC

Hosting 2 Nov 12:27

Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

Are you a bit out of touch? Come and shop here

Bootnotes 2 Nov 12:17

UK iPad Mini FRENZY: Queues stretch SEVERAL FEET from till

Reader tells of minutes-long ordeal amid sparse mob

Hardware 2 Nov 11:56

Captain Kirk does a Crapp on the iPhone: 'Shatoetry' for 'Shatisms'

'Shat that!' - he certainly has

Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:43

Asus pledges Android 4.2 update for Google Nexus 7

Coming soon says slate's supplier

Hardware 2 Nov 11:35

'This is Apple. It will take them 2 weeks to alter their website, will it?'

QuotW Plus: 'A hacker told me how Hitler ties his shoes'

Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:35

US gov advised to SUE GOOGLE by FTC over patent trade wars

No decision until after election, say sources

Policy 2 Nov 11:13

TRULY sinister blond madman signed for Bond 24, whisper insiders

'Makes Javier Bardem look like Rolf Harris'

Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:00

Red-soaked Systemax kills Euro jobs and US PC factory

Killing spree also slays CompUSA and Circuit City brands

The Channel 2 Nov 10:44

Seagate eyes UltraViolet for cloud pie in the sky

Please, please buy our drives for your content servers, download archives

Media 2 Nov 10:31

Greek journo who published list of Swiss bank account holders cleared

Revealing IMF-supplied names didn't violate data privacy

Security 2 Nov 10:29

BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny

Episode 10 It's not a f*&%ing driver problem, mmm'kay?

BOFH 2 Nov 10:00

Bond fans: Test your 007 trivia, now!

Quiz Submit to The Reg's 50-question challenge

Bond, James Bond 2 Nov 09:49

The iPhone 5 WILL do 4G magic on Three ... but not until next year

Updated Well worth waiting, I think we'd all agree

Mobile 2 Nov 09:44

Pristine WWII German Enigma machine could be yours

A lot cheaper than capturing a Nazi submarine, too

Bootnotes 2 Nov 09:30

Big Data's big issue: Where are all the data scientists coming from?

Analysis This personnel gap isn't just a job-title change

Jobs 2 Nov 09:19

A history of personal computing in 20 objects

Feature Part 2 - The 1980s to the Present

Hardware 2 Nov 09:00

Earlier stories

Spotlight

Open ... and Shut Beauty of Apple and Android not found on a server
Where do we begin...
Analysis The hard route to 3rd place for Redmond
London Tube Passengers
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Do gadgets really make us antisocial?
Analysis El Reg drills into database giant's decision to go it alone
Episode 10 It's not a f*&%ing driver problem, mmm'kay?
Ricoh GR Digital III
Analysis This personnel gap isn't just a job-title change
ZX80
Feature Part 2 - The 1980s to the Present
Quantum CEO Jon Gacek
When the bathplug pops out you'd best get hold of the baby
On my count: Pull it all off mainframes and onto SAP