Bootnotes
Captain Kirk does a Crapp on the iPhone: 'Shatoetry' for 'Shatisms'
'Shat that!' - he certainly has done
Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:43
'This is Apple. It will take them 2 weeks to alter their website, will it?'
QuotW Plus: 'A hacker told me how Hitler ties his shoes'
Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:35
TRULY sinister blond madman signed for Bond 24, whisper insiders
'Makes Javier Bardem look like Rolf Harris'
Bootnotes 2 Nov 11:00
Bond fans: Test your 007 trivia, now!
Quiz Submit to The Reg's 50-question challenge
Bond, James Bond 2 Nov 09:49
Pristine WWII German Enigma machine could be yours
A lot cheaper than capturing a Nazi submarine, too
Bootnotes 2 Nov 09:30
Lab mice drown in their THOUSANDS as Hurricane Sandy fills NYU basement
Boffin: It's a tragedy - rodents are the culmination of years of work
Bootnotes 2 Nov 08:38
Monty Python legend Eric Idle and rockstar boffin Cox write a song
Meaning of Life 'Galaxy' number gets numbers checked
Bootnotes 31 Oct 14:27
Dry martini, shaken not stirred: Cracking the physics of Bond's martini
Bond on Film Esters, Vespers and giving a damn!
Bond, James Bond 31 Oct 10:00
Petition for Alan Turing on £10 note breaks 20,000 signatures
Crypto-boffin fighting Branson and David Beckham
Bootnotes 29 Oct 11:47
Bond's Walther PPK goes digital: A civilized gun updated
Bond on Film 'A ladies' gun ... and not for very nice ladies, at that'
Bond, James Bond 29 Oct 09:00
Better luck next time Blofeld! Five Bond plot myths busted
Bond on Film What do you mean, 'why don't we just nuke them, boss?'
Bootnotes 26 Oct 11:00
Dr No, Thunderball, Casino Royale? Vote now for the best Bond film
Poll There's got to be a Dalton fan out there somewhere
Bond, James Bond 26 Oct 09:01
Chinese e-cars to turn London cabs green
Boris-backed deal will see 50 electric minicabs hit the capital's streets
Bootnotes 26 Oct 05:30
James Bond doesn't do CGI: Inside 007's amazing real-world action
Bond on Film Invisible Aston? We don't like to talk about it
Bond, James Bond 25 Oct 10:01
How Bodyform's farting 'CEO' became a viral sensation
Man complaining over non-skydiving ladies was REAL
Bootnotes 24 Oct 11:59
Save hefty Dr Who and Bond girl 'Flossie', pleads vintage computer man
5-ton ICT1301 boasts 1 MHz clock speed, 2kB RAM
Bootnotes 23 Oct 15:45
Hero police robot back on duty after 'unstable man' blasts it with shotgun
Tin cop 'did its job', laughs off leaden hail from 12-bore
Bootnotes 23 Oct 11:17
Man rummaging for lost laptop in skip gets tipped into garbage truck
Escapes DEATH BY TRASH COMPACTOR after screams heard
Bootnotes 23 Oct 04:48
British sheep falling behind Continental sheep in broadbaaaand race
#sheepneedtwitter Fork out, for all our sakes
Bootnotes 22 Oct 08:20
Her Majesty's Secret Service opens a Q-Branch apprentice scheme
Want a completely blank spot on your CV? Apply here
Bond, James Bond 22 Oct 07:29
Young Frenchwoman desperate for fat pipe tumbles out of window
Needy numpty goes down in quest for hookup
Bootnotes 19 Oct 13:15
Royal Society hosts edit-a-thon to get women onto Wikipedia
In the form of information, and as nerditors too
Bootnotes 19 Oct 12:58
Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest
Bond on Film Reg motor maniac Oates gets mechanical - Now pay attention, 007
Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 11:00
'PENDING LARRY QUOTE' - Google financials dunder blunder
Quotw Plus: 'Alas, John McClane isn't around to fix weak IT systems'
Bootnotes 19 Oct 10:20
Craig, Connery or ... Dalton? Vote now for the ultimate James Bond
Poll 007 vs 007 in pub-debate movie supremacy deathmatch
Bond, James Bond 19 Oct 10:00
Chinese gaming giant NetEase opens pig farm
Diversification plan adds porkers to gamers
Bootnotes 19 Oct 06:46
Sanitary towel firm's 'CEO' sets traumatised man straight
'Bought her five boxes, she still hasn't been skydiving'
Bootnotes 18 Oct 12:19
Boffins explain research with interpretive dance
Dance your Ph.D. winner scores with 'The romantic revolution of Lightness & Strength'
Bootnotes 18 Oct 01:40
Now pay attention, 007: James Bond's Q re-booted
Bond on Film What makes an HM Secret Service tech guy?
Bond, James Bond 16 Oct 09:00
And the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is ... the EU?
Prevented Germans invading anyone for record period
Bootnotes 12 Oct 11:39
El Reg VULTURE logo FOUND ON MARS
Playmobil or It Didn't Happen This is how you do it, Red Hat
Bootnotes 12 Oct 10:15
HP veep: 'Lenovo won't be No 1 in PCs... oh wait...'
Quotw Plus: 'Hackers used a spell they call Aura of God, I think'
Bootnotes 12 Oct 10:00
Winston Churchill's personal papers digitised, available online
Madam, if I were your husband I should read them
Bootnotes 12 Oct 09:37
Inside the mind of a Bond supervillain: Psychotic, autistic - or neither?
Bond on Film Also - 007's Dr Who style differing personalities
Bond, James Bond 12 Oct 08:00
Foxconn: Worker who lost half his brain in accident must leave hospital
'Commies made us do it', insists fondleslabricator
Bootnotes 11 Oct 15:21
Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo
Nuts replace fruit with crosses
Bootnotes 11 Oct 08:02