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BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply

Episode 9 'We are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast'
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BOFH: Our Excel-lent new boss and the diagram plan

Episode 8 I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you...
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BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!

Episode 7 An anecdotely informationing for anyone sick of IT's jargoneering
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BOFH: The back-up backdown smackdown

Episode 6 And that's what happens when you don't listen to your friendly BOFH
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PFY vs Bearded 80s Netscape Bore: BOFH

Episode 5 I've written a plugin BLAH BLAH BLAH
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BOFH: Siri, why do users lie?

Episode 4 You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
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BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

Episode 3 Good morning, Mr Simmons. Ready for our little game?
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BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smoking server

Episode 2 Embrace, extend, exterminate ...
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BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity

Episode 1 'You'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. And their routes home...'
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BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation

Episode 20 HR roasting on an open fire...
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BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

Episode 19 Explosive network kit Trojan
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BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users

Episode 18 The phone rings. Ah, live bait!
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BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade

Episode 17 Bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean
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BOFH: Hordes unleashed... by a RAM upgrade

Episode 16 Fault #45113: Company Corrie email list is down
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BOFH: Where's my free fondleslab?

Episode 15 No one ever died from buying a ... >KZERRT!<
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BOFH: No, the Fabinocci sequence

Episode 14 Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Windows™
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BOFH: I'll get my bonus even if it kills, well, someone

Episode 13 Goals, reviews ... unexpected tragedies
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BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER

Episode 12 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself ...
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BOFH: Axe handles - occasionally quite slippery

Episode 11 Just a sleeper bot programmed to murder us all
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BOFH vs PFY: There can be only one (on the exes chit)

Episode 10 'Do you get the headaches? I get such bad headaches'
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BOFH: Drunken Time Lord

Episode 9 Glass lift, laxatives, untraceable banknotes ... oh my
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BOFH: CSI Haxploitation Cube Farm Apocalypse

Episode 8 The new nanovector viruses hide in the parity handshaking
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BOFH: Ready for the Judgment Day

Episode 7 You're wrong, proton breath. I'll be done with you in time to watch Oprah!
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BOFH: Attack of the Global Corporate Overlords

Episode 6 Chaos at Mission Central
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BOFH: Every silver lining has a cloud

Episode 5 Tout, tout, through and about, your callow life in dismay...
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BOFH: People get annoyed when you try to debug them

Episode 4 Conceal your special gift and do not harness it until the time of the Gathering
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BOFH: In distributed denial

Episode 3 That's not where you're supposed to spread the peanut butter
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BOFH: This buck's for you

Episode 2 Psst, pass it on
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BOFH: There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck

Episode 1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die ...
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BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

Episode 19 Bastard and PFY's bulging sack of treats
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BOFH: Pain fear games

Episode 18 It's an austere year ahead - let's get festive
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BOFH: Look out!

Episode 17 In BOFH office, squeaky wheel greases you
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BOFH: BOFH vs Bot: Ultimate Smackdown

Episode 16 Sacrifice is nice
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BOFH: You just can't go around killing people

Episode 15 What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't
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BOFH: Join the club

Episode 14 I like big bots and I cannot lie
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BOFH: Pepper-packing bot plot

Episode 13 Spray you, spray me
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BOFH: Lock shock

Episode 12 I have never seen this man before in my life. Nor this one
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BOFH: Robot wars

Episode 11 Just tell us what you (chain)saw
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BOFH: Die, Robot

Episode 10 A serious pain in the Asimov
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BOFH: Lies and the lying liars who lie about them

Episode 9 Some truly beastly behaviour
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BOFH: Little ups and downs

Episode 8 Your hate is lifting me higher
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