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Tape is sexy again - so why can't Quantum stop drowning?
When the bathplug pops out you'd best get hold of the baby
Storage 2 Nov 07:26
Panasonic pulls Euro smartphone after just a year
Horse, barn door scenario as losses mount
Business 2 Nov 06:33
It's official: No 10 mandates 'open systems' options for Sir Humphreys
Whoops, there goes my budget
Government 2 Nov 06:29
Nationwide to perform IT equivalent of 'replacing jet engine mid-flight'
On my count: Pull it all off mainframes and onto SAP
Servers 2 Nov 06:00
Dolphin, Lion, Blue Magpie in Asian data centre battle
Hong Kong, Singapore and Taiwan vie for foreign bit barn business
Data Center 2 Nov 05:42
iPad Mini's quite a handful
First Fondle Accelerometer could use some extra speed
Hardware 2 Nov 04:18
FTC shuts down five US robocall operations
Felix Baumgartner sadly turns out to be blinkered FOOL
iPhone 5 imperilled by Sharp's 'huge' problems with telliesGoogle defamed Australian man with links to gangster
Search results connected everyday punter with nasty drug dealer
Law 2 Nov 03:19
Big Data lets CIOs go all CSI
Bagged evidence in data stores can catch an insight, if you prepare now
Data Center 2 Nov 02:25
Singapore gov think tank plots SSD takedown
1TB hybrid uses less power than SSD, could work in Ultrabooks and tablets
Storage 2 Nov 02:01
Amazon fattens up EC2 compute cloud, chops prices
Embiggened CPU and memory, but EBS storage only
Virtualization 1 Nov 23:15
Businessweek: 'It's Global Warming, Stupid'
Sandy's climate change supersizing is controversial 'only among the stupid'
Science 1 Nov 23:04
African kids learn to read, hack Android on OLPC fondleslab
Why your next sysadmin could be Ethiopian
Hardware 1 Nov 22:52
Hobbits enlisted to make punters look at the air-safety vid
Fasten your sseat belt, preciouss
Media 1 Nov 22:30
FTC shuts down five US robocall operations
'This is Rachel from cardhol ... bzzzz'
Government 1 Nov 19:57
Apple enables 'Superstorm Sandy' donations in iTunes Store
No, Cupertino won't take its 30% cut – it all goes to the Red Cross
Applications 1 Nov 19:52
Apple puts less of its takings into R&D, hires more sales cultists
Knows its own business model best
Financial News 1 Nov 19:02
Inside the iPad mini: Pray you never have to open one
Teardown Stereo speakers, not mono as Amazon claims
Hardware 1 Nov 18:37
Big Switch Networks stuffs $25m more down its trousers
Like VMware's Nicira SDN biz, but still for sale
Virtualization 1 Nov 18:35
Russia launches internet blacklist to protect the kiddies
And you thought SOPA was bad
Government 1 Nov 18:30
Oldest town of the Old World found in Bulgaria
Cut their dead up and buried them with pots - as you do
Science 1 Nov 18:06
Tokyo court says Micron can wed Elpida, birth world No.2 chipmaker
Mem warrior wants into bed of penniless DRAMurai princess
Storage 1 Nov 17:51
Teradata customers plead: 'Stop, we can't buy any more stuff!'
Oh go on, it's only wafer thin
Data Center 1 Nov 17:27
Microsoft price hikes start to bite down on EMEA partners
'Reasonable show from all vendors - except the biggest'
The Channel 1 Nov 17:13
Sony promotes Vita with QUAD-JUBBED WOMAN
Over-endowed French femme proves quite an Eiffel
Hardware 1 Nov 17:06
Windows 8 'penetrated' says firm which sells to world's spy agencies
Various spooks now have secret keys to Redmond's kingdom
Windows 8 1 Nov 16:58
Analyst slams Apple innovation FAIL
Why can't you put touchscreens on iMacs and MacBooks, eh? EH?
Hardware 1 Nov 16:39
Windows Server 2012: Microsoft's other Big Push
Liam Proven walks us through the technical launch
Servers 1 Nov 16:28
Sony turned off by CEA's 'Ultra HD' TV label
Respectfully, honoured American trade body, we prefer '4K'
Media 1 Nov 16:27
British judge: Say you're sorry Apple... this time like you MEAN it
Smackdown for surly 8-yr-old style Samsung copy statement
Law 1 Nov 16:22
ISS 'nauts pop out to fix a radiator... in SPACE
Six hours to fix coolant leak in solar array
Science 1 Nov 16:22
Felix Baumgartner sadly turns out to be blinkered FOOL
Comment That's it. Nobody drink Red Bull any more
Science 1 Nov 16:09
iPhone 5 imperilled by Sharp's 'huge' problems with tellies
Japanese elecronics woes - at last, a reason to care
Hardware 1 Nov 15:58
Qualcomm chip puts 60GHz wireless gigabit into Dell Ultrabook
WiGig delivered through Wi-Fi kit
reghardware 1 Nov 15:56
Free Android apps often secretly make calls, use the camera
Free: it isn't, in mobile and in lunches
Security 1 Nov 15:03
Flash slash at OCZ: New CEO cuts nearly 200 jobs, 150 products
Bonfire of flash vanities
Storage 1 Nov 14:49
Sony admits PSPs will not fly off shelves, says phones and PS3s will
Single-purpose devices down all round for troubled giant
Hardware 1 Nov 14:39
Google stiffs Samsung on price, now wireless charging too
Boy, these Android guys are mean
Hardware 1 Nov 14:17
5 Tokyo devs cuffed over 'The Movie' Android app scam
Record records reaper slurped 90,000 mobes
Security 1 Nov 13:57
MPs slam Europe's plan for rejig of data protection law
Such rigidity will never be acceptable to us
Law 1 Nov 13:44
Apple axed Brit retail boss for doing his job well - TOO well, perhaps
Comment Browett was used to selling value-for-money products
The Channel 1 Nov 13:30
AMD, Samsung must be ARMed to the teeth to oust Intel servers
Analysis The attack always comes from below - and at the edges
Servers 1 Nov 13:00
Sky squeezes even more money from customers, gets fewer new ones
£550 pa? Who said satellite dishes were for poor people
Media 1 Nov 12:44
Hardware hacker proves Apple Fusion Drive works on older Macs
New role for OS X 10.7 Lion's CoreStorage logical volume manager
Hardware 1 Nov 12:32
BlackBerry 10: Dozens of networks probe the final RIM shot
Phone maker VERY EXCITED about mega mobe probe
Mobile 1 Nov 12:29
Uh-oh! Kim Dotcom is back with a brand new Megaupload site
'Ha ha, kiss my shiny encryption keys, Agent Smith'
Media 1 Nov 12:18
Cisco stretches UCS uber-control-freak across larger clouds
How's 10,000 nodes grab ya?
Servers 1 Nov 12:10
A history of personal computing in 20 objects
Feature Part One - From the 17th Century to the 1970s
Hardware 1 Nov 12:00
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