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Podtoid 217: Hitler Returns: Final Fantasy XIII photo

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses becoming a post-apocalyptic raider gang, Holmes is employed as a cat, and LIGHTNING RETURNS, GUYS! She returns. Like Solid Snake. Or Hitler. Also, we talk about Gum Job Granny, for the guy who has everything!

Elsewhere, there's some PAX talk, and we announce a new series of Podtoid cartoons that are actually happening. Oh what fun!

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Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



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Steamtoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 13:08
Steamtoid
Mein F�hrer, you can talk!
JayDGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 14:17
JayDGee
checked ebay in UK for boglins, this one is reasonably priced http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EARLY-VINTAGE-1980S-DWORK-PUNK-HAIR-BOGLIN-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-/271047402793?pt=UK_Toys_Creative_Educational_RL&hash;=item3f1baf2529&_uhb=1#ht_690wt_108
Themuad's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 15:39
Themuad
i thought her personality was Main character of a final fantasy game.
SmithyX's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 16:08
SmithyX
These suck.
jonothanster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 16:14
jonothanster
Jim sterling needs to drink more monster energy.
FullMetal Alcopop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 17:02
FullMetal Alcopop
I could feel Holmes slowly dying inside as he read that sex-toy description.
Drifflo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 17:15
Drifflo
You should all do a podtoid roadtrip special in which you all dress up in chain mail and loincloths, and drive in a stripped down car that is three cars to the nearest strip club. One of you has to screech a lot and throw a boomerang at the strippers.
Andrew Evenstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2012 20:06
Andrew Evenstar
opened, first minute or so was shit, then closed.
SmithyX's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2012 11:20
SmithyX
Seriously, these are horribly unfunny and awkwardly shitty. Why can't you guys actually talk about games? Your conversations are really weird, not funny, a total waste of time to listen too and might as well be between two random drunk guys at a bar.

I'm interested to hear your opinions about games and the industry, but for some reason you two think it's clever to just make really retarded sex jokes and talk about utter nonsense. This sucks...hard. Please change it up, it's not funny and you two come across as idiots more and more everytime.
say0ri's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2012 14:07
say0ri
@Andrew Evenstar
You must be new here.
BrowneyeWinkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2012 14:40
BrowneyeWinkin
The portable Metal Gears are great. Go play em ya dumb sexi bastards.

Also skip ahead to 1:22:17 to hear my new ringtone :)
Munchy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2012 01:22
Munchy
Speaking of Hitler's return, I miss Bionic Commando.

._.
Odyssic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2012 09:12
Odyssic
I enjoyed this podtoid, I feel it was actually a good mix, people will probably hate the video games parts. Jim, you said "he listened to all of it anyway", I did indeed. You even mentioned a comment I left a couple of weeks back, in that message I said I love Podtoid and I want that feeling again of seeing a new episode and then listening to it, but I just don't get that that much anymore, I still love you guys because I believe you guys are the funniest people on the internet. I don't really want to upset with these comments (if I have at all).
dealbreakerq's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2012 12:32
dealbreakerq
This podcast remind me of The Podcastle of course that was actually good and funny this is just shit.
Deric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2012 17:50
Deric
@SmithyX

are you fuckin new?

And you, @Andrew Evenstar, stop bein such a faglord master general.


Show is great, keep it up, Jim.
SmithyX's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2012 10:11
SmithyX
@Deric: No I'm not. But these suck. Go look at IGN's or 1ups podcasts where, 'ya know, they actually talk about games and the industry. That'd be nice too.

I'm just pointing it out. :]
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2012 11:47
Jonathan Holmes
@SmithyX- Thanks for listening, even though you seem to hate the show and it's cast remembers. Speaking of which, there are 2 of us on this episode, not 4.

As for you criticism, it's not very helpful. Asking us to be more like other gaming podcasts is just asking us to lose our identity, and displease current fans of the show in the process. It's sort of like walking into a sushi place and saying "This restaurant sucks! Needs more french fries!"

Sure, most restaurants have french fries, but we don't, so if you don't like what we serve, then don't eat her!

If you really want podcast from Dtoid that's focus is videogames, we do Sup, Holmes? every week with people who actually MAKE videogames. It's alright!
StrawberryMind's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2012 22:39
StrawberryMind
To me podtoid has been inconsistent lately but there are still some good moments in each episode. I don't know how the majority of listeners feel but last week's episode got a good reaction from the comments. I sort of spaced out during the baby cop thing from last weeks episode, so I don't really have an opinion on that episode. This weeks episode had some good moments, but dragged at some parts. I feel podtoid has been in a slump recently but I'm sure you guys will rebound eventually. Still love the show.

@SmithyX
I recommend you listen to the golden era of podtoid before you pass judgement. All the episodes with Max and Tara on it are amazing. Also watch the dtoid show for gaming news and Sup Holmes for interesting developer insight.
StrawberryMind's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2012 22:41
StrawberryMind
I don't want to get too specific about my critique because I hope the show naturally progresses and doesn't actively try to please the listeners.
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