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Valve taps testers for Linux Steam

Boost for Ubuntu gaming

reghardware 29 Oct 13:16

iPhone owners sue Apple for locking Jesus mobe to AT&T

Operator bypassed in new class action

Hardware 29 Oct 12:57

Jimmy Savile ringtones still selling like hot cakes on iTunes

How's about that then?

Media 29 Oct 12:44

Hurricane Sandy blows away Google Nexus launch in New York

Chocolate Factory offers rolling crisis map instead

Hardware 29 Oct 12:37

SpaceX Dragon podule back from ISS, successful Pacific splashdown

First contracted cargo task done, despite rocket hiccup

Science 29 Oct 12:15

Xbox SmartGlass hits Android ahead of schedule

MS expels exclusivity

reghardware 29 Oct 12:05

China tosses New York Times into shredder in family fortunes row

Great Firewall stoked ahead of power handover

Media 29 Oct 12:02

Microsoft aims to herd 70% of enterprise onto Windows 7 by mid-2013

Exclusive 'Um, yeah, good luck with that' – partners

Windows 8 29 Oct 11:50

Alienware assimilates Dell FROM THE INSIDE!

Resistance is futile...

Hardware 29 Oct 11:49

Petition for Alan Turing on £10 note breaks 20,000 signatures

Crypto-boffin fighting Branson and David Beckham

Bootnotes 29 Oct 11:47

Granny upstages Microsoft, storms stage at Surface launch

Vid Fondletop shindig chaos in Beijing

Windows 8 29 Oct 09:57

Philips eyes trendy homemakers for app-controlled e-lights

1970s mood lighting revived for internet era

reghardware 29 Oct 09:54

Premature balloon burst thwarts US paper spaceplane attempt

Our Vulture 1 retains Guinness World Record

SPB 29 Oct 09:32

Bond's Walther PPK goes digital: A civilized gun updated

Bond on Film 'A ladies' gun ... and not for very nice ladies, at that'

Bond, James Bond 29 Oct 09:00

Operators turn UK bonking consortium into Google-killer

Project Oscar tries to make mobile advertising pay

Media 29 Oct 08:29

Toyota Prius Plug-in Hybrid car review

A huge leap forward for the world's most popular hybrid

reghardware 29 Oct 08:00

EC tells Euro rebels: Hike up your ebook tax to 15%, or else

Lower VAT in Luxembourg, France distorts competition, says Commission

Media 29 Oct 07:00

Android, heal thyself

Podcast Android's security will be improved by users upgrading to newer versions

Security 28 Oct 23:42

Another systematic SCADA vuln

CoDeSys environment gives World+Dog networked command-line root

Security 28 Oct 22:08

British IT consultant talks of his three years as an Iraqi hostage

Days of PlayStation, systems design and mock executions

Developer 28 Oct 01:28

Fifa 13 game review

Review Kicks balls

reghardware 27 Oct 08:00

Chrome extension blocks political speech on Facebook

Never mind that rant, u can haz cats!

Applications 27 Oct 00:52

US Copyright Office approves phone jailbreaking and video remixes

Tablets and consoles still locked down

Law 27 Oct 00:28

Yahoo! will! ignore! 'Do! Not! Track!' from! IE10!

Default setting 'degrades the experience'

Applications 26 Oct 23:59

Paintballs proposed as defense against ASTEROID ATTACK

Just in time to to deflect Apophis, destroyer of worlds

Science 26 Oct 23:38

Headaches, delays plague Windows Store, dev claims

'Windows 8 doesn't want your app'

Developer 26 Oct 22:38

Feds arrest Paul Ceglia over Facebook ownership claims

Gumshoes go all Al Capone on alleged fraudster

Law 26 Oct 21:29

The new Mac mini eviscerated with ease

Teardown Easily upgradeable Apple kit? An endangered species

Hardware 26 Oct 19:54

Tumblr and Google App Engine down as US traffic plummets

Updated The sky is falling!

Networks 26 Oct 18:26

REVEALED: IBM's new DS3000-killing Storwise storage beast

Exclusive Have a peek at specs of the V3700 array

Storage 26 Oct 16:11

Samsung posts record profits as Galaxy sales crush Apple

Mobile biz powers 91% boost to Q3 bottom line

Hardware 26 Oct 15:31

Fujitsu to resell Violin 6000-series memory arrays

Exclusive Loose lips slip on nippy flash

Storage 26 Oct 14:57

LARGEST BELCH EVER SEEN devastates gassy GIANT Saturn

Colossal ethylene eructation 'bigger than Earth'

Science 26 Oct 14:36

GooPad's eight-incher gives Apple fans cheap relief

Knock-off, early at work

reghardware 26 Oct 14:36

APPLE: SCREW YOU, BRITS, everyone else says Samsung copied us

But we will apologise because the judge said we had to

Hardware 26 Oct 12:57

EDF: We'll raise bills 11% - but only 2% is due to energy costs!

Thank carbon emissions targets for the rest

Government 26 Oct 12:42

Amazon lends e-books free to Prime subscribers

Better to borrow than buy?

reghardware 26 Oct 12:36

Wales: Let's ban Gibraltar-crazy Wikipedians for 5 years

Too bad you're not the boss, Jimbo

Media 26 Oct 12:00

ICO fines council £120,000 for crypto email fail

Take the money out of the bins budget

Security 26 Oct 11:44

Microsoft: Just swallow this tablet ... the rest will take care of itself

Open ... and Shut Redmond will win on the fondletop, not software

Hardware 26 Oct 11:27

Cornwall chokes on £300m local gov deal with IT kingpins

CSC doesn't like the smell of the pasty, BT eyes loot

Government 26 Oct 11:15

Better luck next time Blofeld! Five Bond plot myths busted

Bond on Film What do you mean, 'why don't we just nuke them, boss?'

Bootnotes 26 Oct 11:00

Inventor sues Google Wallet over NFC loyalty patent

More than one billygoat headed across that bridge, though

Law 26 Oct 10:44

Surface RT: Freedom luvin' app-huggers beware

Review A hybrid with potential for productivity types

Windows 8 26 Oct 10:29

UK.gov unzips, pulls out £100m wad for its favourite suppliers

Now if only civil servants could log into the CloudStore

The Channel 26 Oct 10:14

Kick your computer... before it kicks you

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Spleen to vent? Take it out on your tech

Hardware 26 Oct 10:03

America mounts attempt to top the Register's world record spaceflight

Crack Indiana boffins challenge our epic PARIS project

SPB 26 Oct 09:28

Dr No, Thunderball, Casino Royale? Vote now for the best Bond film

Poll There's got to be a Dalton fan out there somewhere

Bond, James Bond 26 Oct 09:01

4G: Bad coverage, crap battery life - but at least it's really expensive

Comment Bonus feature: Can't handle voice calls

Mobile 26 Oct 08:30

iPad Mini vs Nexus 7: inch makes all the difference, says Apple CEO

Tim Cook and the mild-mannered inch

reghardware 26 Oct 08:18

N00bs vs Windows 8: We lock six people in a room with new OS

'It's like they tried to make my computer a mobile phone'

Windows 8 26 Oct 08:02

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Bond on Film 'A ladies' gun ... and not for very nice ladies, at that'
Colossal ethylene eructation 'bigger than Earth'
Credit: Hans Hillewaert. Licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en
Thank carbon emissions targets for the rest
Microsoft Surface tablets
Open ... and Shut Redmond will win on the fondletop, not software
Bond on Film What do you mean, 'why don't we just nuke them, boss?'
Review A hybrid with potential for productivity types
Alistair Dabbs
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Spleen to vent? Take it out on your tech
'It's like they tried to make my computer a mobile phone'
Photo of HP Tablet PC running Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
Comment Make laptops or fondleslabs: the fondletop can't work